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Anthony Keidis Breaks Up With…Anthony Keidis?

On the right is lead singer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Anthony Keidis. On the left is his girlfri- wait, no, on the left is Anthony Keidis and on the right is his girlf- yeah I don’t know. One of them is Anthony Keidis, and one of them is his girlfriend. And now they’ve broken up according to people.com:

Rocker Anthony Kiedis and girlfriend Heather Christie have split, PEOPLE has learned.

I wonder if when he broke up with her, he like really solemnly sat her down, took a deep breath, and was like “Listen… what I’ve got… you’ve got to give it put it in you…and I just don’t see you doing that right now.”

Dude, what happened to Anthony Keidis?  He used to look like a bad ass transvestite rock and roll dude.  Now he looks like a transvestite english professor.  If you put this Anthony keidis into Point Break and had him threaten to beat up Keanu Reeves in a really, really awkwardly acted scene, it would have totally taken me out of the movie.

It may just be the picture, but it seems weird that Keidis is having his girlfriend dress up like him.  Maybe his plan is to only date people that look like members of the Red hot chili Peppers.  Meaning we could be seeing this soon:

5 Responses to "Anthony Keidis Breaks Up With…Anthony Keidis?"

  1. L says:

    Is this the one he wrote “She’s Only 18″ about, because “She’s Only 35″ would be be apropos.

  2. Ez says:

    I feel like you are my soulmate. That second photo provided me with 5 minutes of convulsive laughter. Marry me

  3. justin says:

    Do you have money? Because I don’t.

  4. Jefe says:

    What a horrible looking couple. It looks like Lisa Loeb and Stephen Hawking had kids.

  5. Anonymous says:

    anthony keidis certainly has unique taste in women.such uncommon beauty


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