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Are Arizonans Racist?

Arizona has been receiving national attention recently for passing a racist illegal immigration law. We decided to take a closer look at the citizens of Arizona to find out if they’re really a bunch of racist cowboy rednecks, or if they’re just normal cowboy rednecks who’ve placed their trust in arrogant politicians with poorly-worded laws. Here’s what we discovered:

47 Responses to "Are Arizonans Racist?"

  1. TG99 says:

    My sister just got back from Arizona. And surprisingly she wasn’t accosted by an officer ONCE even though she is clearly a Messican.

    Arizona, your fuckin up when it comes to enforcing this law!!1! >:0

  2. Dat 1 Guy says:

    Way to FAIL!

    The law doesn’t go into effect until the middle of the summer retard!


  3. person says:

    butt sex

  4. Fuck La Raza says:

    When I get pulled over the cops always ask for my ID. I wish I was in Arizona where I could say its racism. Hopefully it wouldn’t matter that I’m white. Maybe if it was a black or hispanic cop I could sue

  5. Dwight K. Schrutinez says:

    I didn’t get paid $20 at Lowe’s just so me and my brother could watch futbol on your Direct TV and drink all your fancy Vitamin Water.


  6. Bake says:

    I’m so sick of people who are against illegal immigration being called racist… F-U!!! Quit acting like babies and calling people who have legitimate disagreements from Liberals racist!

  7. imanut says:

    Soooo after all this who showed up to get fucked in the ass by the big gaylord?

  8. orifice jerq says:

    lol. i can see the cops now. DAMNIT THAT’S TG99′S SISTER, LETS BEAT HER WITH NIGHTSTICKS!Hold on HOLD ON Bob, it’s not SUMMER yet! God DAMNIT, why do you taunt us like this! WHYYYY!

    yeah w/e. i don’t understand why everyone is so fucking hung up on this az schpiel anyway.

    AND I AM AN IMMIGRANT, fuckers.

  9. Anonymouly says:

    mabey we should copy mexico’s immigration laws then?

  10. blank says:

    In light of all of this, I have decided to become a racist.

  11. Cole says:

    I deleted HT off my bookmarks after they failed to include any type of liberal douchebag in the tournament. I come back today and see some whiny, left wing, pussy article calling people racists for wanting laws enforced. The beaners come here, get free healthcare, free school for their smelly kids, get paid under the table, steal peoples social security numbers, collect welfare, drive drunk, spray graffiti, join latin gangs, and are too stupid and lazy to even learn English. Fuck them, and fuck this pussy liberal site. Have fun bringing this country to Turd World standards.

  12. clint says:

    What racist assholes, them Arizonans… I’m mean really, making sure you’re not an illegal immigrant!? Simply disgusting!

    Man HT, when will you learn? Just stop with this political shit that you clearly don’t understand. You fail every time and only pander to left leaning fucks.

    Think about it: in Arizona, the only illigal immigrants you get are hispanic. Of course you will look more closely at people of that ethnicity to catch potential illegal aliens. It’s called logic

  13. Puff says:

    I actually have to agree with this guy. They could change the law so that they have to check an equal amount of whites, blacks, asians and hispanics…but wouldn’t that just waste a tremendous amount of resources? It’s asinine not to think this law is about Mexicans, they’re fucking everywhere in that state. If Az was being overrun with Swedish I’d be all for a law that inspected every blonde haired/blue-eyed white person.

    When you alone start paying for every cent they drain from taxpayers you can whine all you want.

  14. Tiny Dickman says:

    Hey justin, guess what, you are still not funny, FUCK YOU

  15. Tiny Dickman says:

    Yep, too bad justin is a big fucking moron you fucking COCKGOBBLER, die already justin

    my captcha was “justin’s gay” btw

  16. Bubble Guts says:

    Holy fucking shit these political bits are gawd awful. Pay for the illegal fuckers to be here if you want, nobody else does. Fuckers have never been on the recieving end of racism, and you think you’re the champion of minorities. As one of these guardian-needing minorities, go fuck yourself

  17. Mr. 88 says:

    Is it okay to be a left wing Nazi? Im thinking about it just to put some commen sense into this Liberal fuckwits!

  18. Ben Affleck says:

    It’s not that we’re racist, It’s that… well, ok, we’re racist.

  19. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Sup hun! Wanna cum over to my place and fill me up with some fresh sperm? Do me like a burrito and pump that creamy load up inside me!

  20. a racist says:

    soooooo since this was a federal law first does that spread to the whole country being racist?

  21. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    I don’t know about no federal law but I know for a fact that I can spread my butt cheeks real far apart for you.

    Vaseline is a must if you’re planning to plug my hole! You in??

  22. a racist says:

    I don’t know man, I’m not a big fun of fucking guys in the ass, ye know?

  23. Fiction says:

    I’m 100% for the law. They’re here illegally so why the fuck not pass a law to make sure.

  24. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Clearly you’ve never been fucked in the ass by a Mexican, but once you do you’ll learn to value those little smelly tripods.

    Julio for instance has got enough meat for two sandwiches, wanna join in later tonight??

  25. Fiction says:


  26. Bosco says:

    Yeah, apparently the word “illegal” doesn’t mean much these days…

  27. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Bosco, you seem like a man with values. I respect that, it in fact turns me fuck on and I would love to have you up inside me.

    Will you take me and make me yours for the night, hun?

  28. Bosco says:

    Fuck off!!

  29. Random American says:

    Apparently the poster has not actually read the law. It refers to the federal law constantly – almost every section. It never mentions race other than saying that this law should NOT be used to profile. Yeah, that sounds really racist!?!? Read the law and tell me specifically what provision in the law makes it racist! Anyone is open to please point this out, because i missed it.

  30. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    OMG way to kill the buzz you big party pooper!

    I’m so not letting you anywhere my asshole now, go fuck someone else’s because Dwight’s booty is on recession.

  31. Random American says:

    Just for shits and giggles, what gave you the idea I would wanna tap another dude’s ass? Fucking gay-bo!

  32. Chicoson says:

    Clearly the article was written by someone with no journalistic standards. I know we would never see something like this on NBC, CNN, New York Times, MSNBC, Washington Post, or any other major tv/news outlet. Oh wait….

  33. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    I can’t believe how mean you guys are! Serves me right I guess, but still that’s no way to treat a tranny boy.

    Oh.. you’ll pay fuckers!! I’m gonna go and make animated videos making fun of you. YOU’LL SEE!!!

  34. Chicoson says:

    Fun fact: there is a special provision that forbids racial profiling. But that’s okay, let’s not use facts here.

  35. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Dwight’s booty is open for business again and you Chicoson are totally welcome to cum on over.

  36. Chicoson says:

    I rather wrap my balls in copper wire to test their conductivity than to go anywhere you and your gaping hole.


  37. justin says:
    There was a special provision in my high school that forbade boys from trying to look up girls’ skirts, and yet I SPENT FOUR YEARS TRYING TO LOOK UP GIRLS’ SKIRTS.
    Also, the fact that they had to insert a special provision to forbid racial profiling means that this is probably at least a little bit racist to begin with, right?
  38. Chicoson says:

    I see your point about “if you have to include it, it’s racist,” but that simply means that it may be interpreted as racist otherwise. And yes, some cops who do not respect the law may discriminate and make their judgments based on skin color alone, but then the person who was discriminated against can sue for a lot of money. I personally would be glad to spend a night or two in a holding cell for at least a few hundred thousand dollars.

  39. orifice jerq says:

    so by extension then, pulling people over in LA is a little bit racist? the cops are forbidden to racial profile the drivers there.

    Is it a wittle bit wacist to have the security checks at airports? y’know, the TSA agents aren’t allowed to racially profile.

  40. pratik says:

    Hey, what gives? I’m pretty sure it’s ARIZONIANS and not Arizonans.

  41. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Hey baby!!!! Don’t forget the extra small condoms when you come over tonight, see if you can keep that rubber on for a good 20 minnutes without having to tie a knot around your balls so it don’t come loose.

    Bring some Guacamole dip ’cause Julio’s coming over tonight! OH YEAH!!!

  42. justin says:
    I lived in AZ for 23 years and I still don’t know which one is correct, so it probably doesn’t matter.
  43. aPlateOfGrapes says:

    Ahh, who’s the racist now, Justin?

  44. pratik says:

    Nice work Donk, you got Justin to answer one of your stupid questions while passing off as someone else. Maybe HT will one day realize to IP ban that troll or fix the comments’ section so that things like these don’t happen again.

  45. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Why Pratik? I find it hilarious that DonkeyPwnte is still trying to win a game I won months ago.

    Way to fail retard, I fucking own your ass almost as bad as your mom!

  46. That darn federal government passing laws and then not enforcing them or acting like the laws don’t exist when the states try to enforce them.

  47. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    “Supporting the new immigration law, even though it encourages racial profiling”

    It’s actually not a new law, it’s a copy of the Federal immigration law. Plus, the Arizona legislature passed even stricter rules forbidding the consideration of “race” in SB1070. So, doesn’t that make the Federal law even more evil and racist than the Arizona law? Plus, for those of you that got a census form, you’ll notice that the Feds claim “Hispanic” isn’t a “race”.

    And if you disagree with me than it must be because you’re a homophobic racist Nazi that’s worse than Hitler and enjoys eating pandas and mexican bible studies. In other words, you are just like DonkeyXote.