When will the "wearing something you use on your body for something else" madness end? What will the next product be? I'm hoping one day I turn on the TV and I hear "Using tissues to clean up your ejaculate is time consuming and messy. But with the PeniSleeve, you can save time, and be fashionable!"
See, the people who will purchase and sport the wearable towel in public are the same people who you see driving a Segway down the sidewalk. They look like jack asses, you know it, there's a good chance they know it, but for some reason they just dont care.
That's the perfect gift for a dude who is retarded enough to look like Barney Rubble.
This goes well with that Body Snake with a washable anus looking thing for your feet. If you have to put your foot in a big blue anus to get it cleaned as you shower, you have to lose the weight.
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May 22nd, 2009 at 10:42 am
Where can I get that Penis towel thing?
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:41 am
See, the people who will purchase and sport the wearable towel in public are the same people who you see driving a Segway down the sidewalk. They look like jack asses, you know it, there's a good chance they know it, but for some reason they just dont care.
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:04 am
Well, at least they found a new way to have a Toga party.
May 22nd, 2009 at 12:50 pm
This isn't as bad as the Pillowing.
http://itp.nyu.edu/~jyp243/jy/pillow.htm
That's right. It's a pillow and a hat.
May 22nd, 2009 at 01:30 pm
Say no more, I've already bought three of them.
May 22nd, 2009 at 01:45 pm
$20 for a towel isn't such a bad price. But this is an extra special towel with three conveniently located holes!
May 22nd, 2009 at 03:47 pm
My masturbation clean-up just got a lot easier now that I can wear the towel
May 23rd, 2009 at 01:13 am
I bet all the shipments of this are headed to San Francisco
May 24th, 2009 at 03:01 am
In the towel, out of the towel, these Horny Sex Slaves will do anything you like on cam...
May 26th, 2009 at 10:28 am
That's the perfect gift for a dude who is retarded enough to look like Barney Rubble.
This goes well with that Body Snake with a washable anus looking thing for your feet. If you have to put your foot in a big blue anus to get it cleaned as you shower, you have to lose the weight.
PRONTO.
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