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That’s the perfect gift for a dude who is retarded enough to look like Barney Rubble.
This goes well with that Body Snake with a washable anus looking thing for your feet. If you have to put your foot in a big blue anus to get it cleaned as you shower, you have to lose the weight.
PRONTO.
$20 for a towel isn’t such a bad price. But this is an extra special towel with three conveniently located holes!
This isn’t as bad as the Pillowing.
http://itp.nyu.edu/~jyp243/jy/pillow.htm
That’s right. It’s a pillow and a hat.
In the towel, out of the towel, these Horny Sex Slaves will do anything you like on cam…
I bet all the shipments of this are headed to San Francisco
Say no more, I’ve already bought three of them.
My masturbation clean-up just got a lot easier now that I can wear the towel
Where can I get that Penis towel thing?
See, the people who will purchase and sport the wearable towel in public are the same people who you see driving a Segway down the sidewalk. They look like jack asses, you know it, there’s a good chance they know it, but for some reason they just dont care.
Well, at least they found a new way to have a Toga party.