Sexting, or, "sex texting," is becoming a big problem among America's teens. Luckily for parents, a lot of sites are posting some common sexting terms used by teenagers so they can keep tabs on what their children are up to. But these days, more and more old folks are using cell phones and (probably) sexting each other. So how can you tell if your grandparents are sending other grandparents dirty text messages? Here are a few terms and codes keep an eye out for:
DYRS - Do You Remember Sex?
MWIIACWC - My Wife Is In A Coma, Wanna Cyber?
TVKI - The Viagra's Kicking In
ITAC - Is This A Computer?
GoL - Grandchild on Lap
N911 - Nurse Alert
420 - Dinner Time
IOMM - I'm Off My Meds
MGIAQ - My Grandson Is A Queer
SYHFUMA - Shove Your Hummel Figurine Up My Ass
FOLS - Fond of Leathery Skin
DiR - Death In Room
TYDO - Take Your Depends Off
LMIRLABE - Let's Meet In Real Life At Bob Evans
OSMGISUMWC - One Second, My Grandson Is Setting Up My Web Cam
MPHWHJ - My Parkinsons Helps With Hand Jobs
TCS - The Catheter Stings
WYWM - Will You Wipe Me?
LSMSSCOW - Let's Spend My Social Security Check On Whores
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
October 20th, 2009 at 04:18 pm
first
October 20th, 2009 at 05:11 pm
IFTWPA2..Or did i?
October 20th, 2009 at 07:50 pm
GoL, MGIAQ, OSMGISUMWC
October 20th, 2009 at 09:38 pm
the hummel figurine thing is right on
October 21st, 2009 at 01:27 am
Old people smell like shit.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:27 am
Did I mention MGIAQ? Because MGIAQ.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:13 am
This was actually funny, good job HT!
October 21st, 2009 at 11:14 am
OMG did HT finally let me submit a comment after trying for the past six weeks? Hallejuah glory be to Jah I can comment with the rest of the re-tards
October 22nd, 2009 at 09:35 am
you´re just reposting older posts. I remember this.
It´s a nice one thou
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