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I once met a girl who was the supreme master of the art of meeting men. She never said a word to me, all she did was take off her shirt and, even though I didn't want to, I was compelled to give her all my one dollar bills. It was some freaky mind control shit.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
December 19th, 2008 at 08:47 am
Go to a bar and sit alone while wearing this t-shirt:
http://store.xkcd.com/#JustShy
It works. Seriously.
December 19th, 2008 at 09:23 am
I see no Olivia Munn!
December 19th, 2008 at 09:41 am
I once met a girl who was the supreme master of the art of meeting men. She never said a word to me, all she did was take off her shirt and, even though I didn't want to, I was compelled to give her all my one dollar bills. It was some freaky mind control shit.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:09 am
I did the same thing, except I handed over my pocket change. She was not amused.
December 19th, 2008 at 03:37 pm
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May 4th, 2009 at 08:23 am
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