The last time we saw Asante Samuel, he was dropping a game ending interception in the Super Bowl. Apparently he feels like he needs to punish himself for that mistake, so he signed with the Philadelphia Eagles. Yahoo sports reports:
Philadelphia got its first one of 2008, signing the free-agent cornerback to a six-year contract on Friday and ending Samuel’s five-year stint in New England.
“I just want a chance to be able to win and get back to the Super Bowl, Samuel said. “That’s why I picked the Philadelphia Eagles.”
Excuse me, what? That’s like saying, “I wanted to get laid really badly, so I’m deciding to burn all my money and shit my pants twice a day.” Ass-ante, you were on a team that almost went un-defucking-feated. I’d rather join that team on Friday Night Lights and live in that shit hole town than take up a roster spot on the Philadelphia Eagles. At least there are hot slutty chicks who like to party in Texas.