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Ashanti

 
Where You’ve Seen Her: Ashanti looks a lot like Beyonce, and is a lot like Beyonce, but she’s not Beyonce.  But she is attractive and strangely enough enjoys playing Magic The Gathering which is kind of weird but cool nonetheless.  She’s performed songs that have rocked the charts, and songs that haven’t made them at all.  Overall, Ashanti is a strangely dynamic artist.
 
Pointless Quote: "I would take all the guys I know and get them waxed…to show them what it feels like"
 

          
          
 

26 Responses to "Ashanti"

  1. imyshop says:

    I love her ……… She looks nothing like Beyonce you racist douchebags
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  2. cnnic2005 says:

    So you too must have a wife/girlfriend that also has more stretch marks that the Octo-Mom’s belly. News flash idiot, not all girls have stretch marks!It reiterates the fact you haven’t been with a woman. A ten-year old girl maybe.Christian Louboutin Shoes

  3. eknks says:

    wooop, wooop, wooop! Homo alert! He’s obviously never been with a real woman before, Captain. Fire Photon Torpedoes!

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  4. hobo says:

    You racist…

  5. Pierre says:

    Ok, call me racist if you will, but it looks like 7 different people in those shots you have, all with different lip sizes, hair do, and skin color.

  6. Pierre says:

    I had sex with LatinLover.

  7. Latinlover says:

    I had sex with her, too. Because I have personality.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Real talk. Anyone with any woman experience would not be turned off by an itsy bitsy amount of “stretch marks”. Just means her ass is nice and fat. Way to put yourself on blast there, sport.

  9. Wishbone says:

    Using your logic that would mean you have never been with a woman either. You are a moron, just because you have heard of Star Trek does not mean you have never been with a woman.

  10. Wishbone says:

    Obviously by your reference to Star Trek you have never even been with a woman.

  11. Wishbone says:

    Just because your wife or girlfriend has more stretch marks than the Octo-Mom’s belly, it does not mean I have to like it too.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Obviously by your ability to recognize that he was referencing Star Trek you have never been with a woman.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Hey, Wishboner,

    Any queer who uses the word ‘gross’ to describe the miniscule, barely detectable stretchmarks, is clearly the man Sasha Baren Cohen used as a template for Bruno.

    Now, take you, your pink Nike’s, your pink jumpsuit and you’re purple tampons and get outta here!

  14. Wishbone says:

    Any guy who would refer to me as “wishboner must have only one thing on his mind. Then you combine that with the references to pink jumpsuits and Sasha Baren Cohen and I think you are the one with orientation issues. Has all those stretch marks on your girl’s ass finally driven you to men? No one should have to live the rest of their lives staring at an ass with stretch marks all over it.

  15. Wishbone says:

    So you too must have a wife/girlfriend that also has more stretch marks that the Octo-Mom’s belly. News flash idiot, not all girls have stretch marks!

  16. Anonymous says:

    It reiterates the fact you haven’t been with a woman. A ten-year old girl maybe.

  17. Anonymous says:

    All that body and not a drop of talent, sad.

  18. Anonymous says:

    Airbrush much?

  19. Anonymous says:

    ashanti is another singer with mediocre talent that tries to look the part but never gets the attention. this girl i work with did back up dancing for her and this girl is 10 times better looking

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  20. Wishbone says:

    Well they didn’t airbrush the picture with her holding the glass. Look at the fucking stretch marks on her ass!!! THAT’S FUCKING GROSS.

  21. Anonymous says:

    wooop, wooop, wooop! Homo alert! He’s obviously never been with a real woman before, Captain. Fire Photon Torpedoes!

  22. Anonymous says:

    She looks nothing like Beyonce you racist douchebags

  23. bob Chin says:

    She’s plenty enough black to me. And probably pink where it counts, as if I’ll ever get firsthand knowledge. I’d wax her a couple of times anyway, that stubbly ‘fro hair is itchy.

  24. Paul says:

    whatever, I’d fuck her


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