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Ashlee Simpson Craps All Over Art

If you’re like me, several times a day you think, “Man, I love the musical stylings of Ashlee Simpson. I also love the paintings of 1950s Surrealist artist Salvador Dali. If only someone could somehow combine the two.” Well, our prayers have been answered in Ashlee Simpson’s new music video!

“I went to [Salvador] Dali’s museum in Paris and was really inspired by the surrealism,” she explains on the second day of the Burbank, Calif., shoot.

If only Dali himself were alive to see this! I’m sure he’d beam with pride!

I love when untalented celebrities visit museums and historical monuments and then decide they were moved and will now incorporate them into their next crappy endeavor. I can’t wait until she tours World War II sites and decides to have the cover of her new album be her imprisoned in Auschwitz.

Let’s take a look at an artists rendering!

2 Responses to "Ashlee Simpson Craps All Over Art"

  1. AfterFart says:

    Just goes to show you.. Her generation is so out of touch with history and reality, it’s fucking pathetic.. Whats next her Darfur weight loss video?


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