If you really break it down, penises are far, far inferior to vaginas. Let me explain that statement by referencing the original cast of Beverly Hills 90210. See, a penis is like Brian Austin Green’s character “David Silver.”: Sort of weird looking and nobody is ever really that eager to hang around them unless they’re drunk at a party. Whereas a Vagina is like Luke Perry’s character “Dylan McKay”: Kind of mysterious and once you spend time with them you tend to find yourself doing crazy things like missing work and totaling your car. So, if you remember that, it’s no surprise when someone like Eliot Spitzer ruins his entire life and career to put his David Silver in her Dylan McKay. Until now, all we really knew about Ashley Dupre was from a horrible song she recorded. Now she’s starting to break her silence. People.com reports:
Ashley Dupré is speaking out for the first time since the New York prostitution scandal.
“Thank you all so much for taking the time to send me a bit of strength and inspiration via e-mail or comment.
“And to all the not so kind words … I love you too, because it makes me push myself and want it even more. ‘Hard times don’t last … only strong people.
Wow. She seems to have a pretty good attitude about the whole “everyone calling her a whore” thing. I got called a “stinky homo” in ninth grade and I swear to God if I see that kid this year at my ten year reunion I’m going to definitely…say hello to him and ask him what’s he’s been up to lately. God I hate being a pussy.
As for Spitzer, he’s managed to make himself disappear so I’m sure he’s not happy when she’s releasing statements. I think he’s consulted an expert in the field of keeping a low profile. Take a look:
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God, what a whore……………..id bang er
why is she getting attention? seriously, she’s just a slut
shes a role model for all the young girls nowadays…
“God, what a whore..id bang er”
.. then jizz all over her face. haha :>
god knows countless men have done it. so it wouldnt be so awkward
That smirk on her face……would be gone after my dick penetrated her butt. I can here the screams of PAIN!!!!!!!!!! LOL
You can “here” them huh? I bet El Rico wears his hat like the skank in the picture above…
# Bosco Says:
June 24th, 2008 at 11:04 am
You can “here them huh? I bet El Rico wears his hat like the skank in the picture above
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Bosco, pull the dick outta your mouth….
“I’d just like to take the time to thank everyone that is paying attention to me. Even if it’s only just because you want a taste of my $4K twat, it’s cool. Seriously, you guys are the best…and are awesome at treating me just like any other delusional worthless cumguzzlin’ media whore.”