HOLY SHIT I HAVE GOT TO HAVE THAT ASS HOLY FUCK OH MY GOD I WANT TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT SO BAD OH PLEASE GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD PLEASE PLEASE LET ME FUCK THAT ASS OH HOLY FUCK OH GOD I WANNA FUCK THAT I WANNA FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT SO FUCKING HARD OH FUCKING GODDAMN I AM BEGGING YOU PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAASE LET ME FUCK THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
I can honestly say that i have fucked a better ass than that. people if you ever want to fuck something like that you either have two choices in the horrible world, you either be yourself and maybe girls would like you (thats how i got lucky) or you either get her drunk.
ha ha aha hahahaha. ha. hahahahah. ha. dude. seriously? i'd bet cash money the closest you've ever gotten to any vagina was just now, reading the word vagina in my post.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
June 7th, 2009 at 10:17 am
HOLY SHIT I HAVE GOT TO HAVE THAT ASS HOLY FUCK OH MY GOD I WANT TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT SO BAD OH PLEASE GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD PLEASE PLEASE LET ME FUCK THAT ASS OH HOLY FUCK OH GOD I WANNA FUCK THAT I WANNA FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT SO FUCKING HARD OH FUCKING GODDAMN I AM BEGGING YOU PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAASE LET ME FUCK THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
June 7th, 2009 at 11:34 am
control yourself.
June 7th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Wow.
June 7th, 2009 at 02:03 pm
Bad Boy!
Down! I said DOWN!
June 7th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Great pickup line!
June 7th, 2009 at 01:44 pm
Dude, that's your mom.
June 8th, 2009 at 08:02 am
Look, it's what *most* of us are thinking . . .
June 8th, 2009 at 01:33 pm
it must be difficult to be 14
June 8th, 2009 at 03:53 pm
see what you have to look forward to?
June 11th, 2009 at 11:00 am
Not at all...he's got the whole summer off and plenty of time to pull his pork.
June 12th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
I'm saving this, memorizing it, then promptly using it on the first woman i see.
June 7th, 2009 at 10:48 am
seriously...
June 7th, 2009 at 10:58 am
i prefer tits
druken argument!!!
Ass Vs Tits
June 7th, 2009 at 11:46 am
iawtp
June 9th, 2009 at 07:07 pm
Iowa toilet paper FTW!!!
(j/k, I agree with that post too)
June 7th, 2009 at 01:35 pm
with you, tits all the way
June 7th, 2009 at 02:58 pm
why choose? t&a FTW!
June 7th, 2009 at 07:04 pm
Fuck that, I'll take camel toe over tits and ass!
June 7th, 2009 at 11:08 am
Naomi Russel has the nicest ass ever
June 7th, 2009 at 09:47 pm
mkay.
June 8th, 2009 at 07:59 am
I don't know if she has the nicest ass but she knows how to shake it better than anyone else.
June 7th, 2009 at 11:24 am
"Hi I'm Chris Hanson! would you like to take a seat over there?"
June 7th, 2009 at 09:29 pm
OMG its Cris Hanson!!! (bullet on my head)
June 8th, 2009 at 08:29 am
you're not going to sing that mm-bop song, are you?
June 8th, 2009 at 10:35 am
I hate you.
December 24th, 2009 at 12:20 am
you mean there are no brownies?! ahhhh (gun in mouth, brain on floor/wall)
June 7th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Please put that on my face.
June 7th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
whos this??!?
June 7th, 2009 at 01:36 pm
Name anyone?
June 7th, 2009 at 01:50 pm
ass over tits, any day.
sidenote: tits are more fun when you're drunk.
June 7th, 2009 at 02:39 pm
I would eat peanuts out of her ass!
June 7th, 2009 at 08:02 pm
why?
June 8th, 2009 at 08:30 pm
why NOT?
June 11th, 2009 at 11:05 am
that wasn't the question.
June 17th, 2009 at 06:12 pm
why wasn't it the question?
June 7th, 2009 at 03:04 pm
I fucked that ass!!! Twice.
June 7th, 2009 at 09:27 pm
You are hardcore my friend.
June 8th, 2009 at 03:52 pm
Dude, you haven't fucked anything twice.
June 11th, 2009 at 11:05 am
Sure he has. He's fucked his fist multiple times.
June 7th, 2009 at 03:29 pm
Good to see a normal English girl. Much better than some plastic injected yankee
June 7th, 2009 at 03:42 pm
Normal English girl my bleeding ass .. unless she's got a face like a 90-year-old Chinese hooker and a mouthful of rotting teeth.
June 7th, 2009 at 03:49 pm
You can tell she's English by the plug socket... nice ass.
June 9th, 2009 at 05:46 am
Ohhhhh reaaaally? Ever been to like, say, half of fucking western Europe, you dolt?
Also, I fucked your mom.
June 12th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
is "plug socket" a british term for butthole?
June 7th, 2009 at 04:56 pm
what's the point of posting boring pictures of clothed mediocre asses?
June 7th, 2009 at 05:49 pm
how can you type when your boyfriend's balls are on your chin and an 18" strap-on is shoved up your asshole?
June 7th, 2009 at 05:51 pm
i'd hit that! ;)
June 7th, 2009 at 07:03 pm
if I could go anal on her... my mind would explode with happiness
June 7th, 2009 at 09:24 pm
I can honestly say that i have fucked a better ass than that. people if you ever want to fuck something like that you either have two choices in the horrible world, you either be yourself and maybe girls would like you (thats how i got lucky) or you either get her drunk.
June 9th, 2009 at 05:47 am
ha ha aha hahahaha. ha. hahahahah. ha. dude. seriously? i'd bet cash money the closest you've ever gotten to any vagina was just now, reading the word vagina in my post.
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