Hey, really attractive girl in front of me in line at the grocery store, you probably don’t remember me, but I was standing behind you. Anyway I just wanted to say, when you told your joke at the checkout counter, about how “it’s super weird that like, chex mix, is just like mostly chex, and pretzels, so it’s not even a mix. They should just call it Chex pretzels,” and everyone laughed, in reality, none of us actually thought it was funny.
To be honest, I don’t really even get what you were trying to say, and the bag boy that laughed only speaks Russian.
I know, I know, it seems weird because I’m sure later in the night, when you recounted that story to your boyfriend, he also laughed. He doesn’t think it’s funny either. We just all really want to f*&k you, and in some alternate reality our penis thought that if we laughed at that joke, you’d immediately bend down and put it in your mouth. I have no idea why my penis would think that, since it’s never happened before. But then when you had your groceries in your cart and tried to push it and the wheel spun around and you said “This wheel is so funky!” and made a weird face, our penises thought that maybe it might happen this time, and we all laughed again. It's not really "funky." Shopping carts are pretty notorious for having problems with their wheels. So, anyway, to conclude, sorry for laughing.
Had you have been wearing an Affliction t-shirt 3 sizes too small, and had a ferrari key chain, spiked hair and an iphone in a very conspicuous place she might have gone for you...at least thats the type of douchebags hot bitches usually go for...yes i am bitter
"We just all really want to f*&k you, and in some alternate reality our penis thought that if we laughed at that joke, you’d immediately bend down and put it in your mouth."
When you put it like that, most guys' existence(including mine) seems pretty lame.
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March 12th, 2009 at 07:13 pm
Had you have been wearing an Affliction t-shirt 3 sizes too small, and had a ferrari key chain, spiked hair and an iphone in a very conspicuous place she might have gone for you...at least thats the type of douchebags hot bitches usually go for...yes i am bitter
March 12th, 2009 at 08:27 pm
damn right
March 13th, 2009 at 06:38 am
Amen! Spray tan. Don't forget that shit. Chicks love that homo shit.
March 12th, 2009 at 09:28 pm
you're not bitter, it's true.
March 12th, 2009 at 07:14 pm
Hahahaha!
March 13th, 2009 at 12:40 am
It's so true. we all want to fuck her. haha
March 13th, 2009 at 05:17 am
"We just all really want to f*&k you, and in some alternate reality our penis thought that if we laughed at that joke, you’d immediately bend down and put it in your mouth."
When you put it like that, most guys' existence(including mine) seems pretty lame.
:(
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