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Avril Lavigne: Sexy Or Creepy?

This is a photo from a shoot Avril did for a lay out in this month’s Maxim magazine.  I’m not really sure how I feel about this.  She looks really young, but she also looks really hot.  I talked it over with my penis and this was our conversation:

ME:  I don’t know, penis.  She looks like she could be my little sister.

PENIS: Valid point.  I say, just to make sure, we masturbate.

ME: That’s what you said when I told you I thought I left the oven on when we went on vacation.

PENIS: And it worked.  The oven wasn’t on right?

ME: Well, no, but I really don’t think me deciding to masturbate had any bearing on whether or not the oven was on or off.

PENIS: Then it’s settled.  We masturbate.

37 Responses to "Avril Lavigne: Sexy Or Creepy?"

  1. Ken4days says:

    She looks like David Bowie from the 1986 movie, ‘Labyrinth’.

  2. Erratic says:

    pffffft fuck avril, listen to flyleaf….the chick singer in that band sounds like avril, but is all the bitch we wished avril would have been.

  3. Josh says:

    This shouldn’t even be a discussion. Shes HOT. Enough said.

  4. Rick says:

    I’d hit it harder than the first of an angry God!

  5. Eveboy420 says:


  6. CB says:

    Creepy or hot, she’s talentless nonetheless.

  7. westcoast320 says:

    she has hiv

  8. That’s a tough one. My penis would want to do ‘adult’ stuff to her woman parts, but my fists would want to pay her back for making my ears listen to the diarrhea she claims as ‘music.’
    I would also like to add that the conversation with your penis sounds much like the conversations I have with my penis when there’s stuff I need to do, but there’s porn to look at also.

  9. casper says:

    Hot oh baby shes hot

  10. NakedGod says:


    how did she ‘make’ you listen to her music? the only way you would listen to it, is if you wanted to. sounds like you should be punching yourself for your stupidity.

  11. Anonymous says:

    these are some of the best comments i have ever read… as me and my penis talk it over.. we masturbate.. :)

  12. po po j says:

    I’ll vote hot as hell!

  13. Trent says:

    I vote to masterbate

  14. hooligan says:

    I beat my penis for suggesting I masturbate, Oh I beat it good…

  15. ZigZag says:

    Very sexy, she has that look that says ” I’m gonna give you the best sex of your life.”

  16. Steve says:

    SEXY, I want to pump her skinnny rump full of my goo, turn her asshole into a windsock, ahhhh yyeeaaaaaa

  17. anon says:

    more creepy than ronald macdonald

  18. gede says:

    Sexy for sure

  19. Just Sayin says:

    Sexy. Just because she’s petite doesn’t make it creepy.

  20. .. says:

    DAMN HOTT!!!!!!

  21. AJ says:

    Very Hot!

  22. J C says:

    hotter than hot

  23. Anonymous says:

    i’d hit that……………..and twice on sundays

  24. Nr says:

    i’d hit that……………..and twice on sundays

  25. AVRIL RULES says:


  26. Marc Griliches says:

    I want to talk about masturbating my sexy penis and my little penis head with you AVRIL. Send me an email at; Classicalmarc@GMail.com before 11;30 PM Tonight. I will try to cum and ejaculate in my bedroom bed Tonight. Send me an email at; Classicalmarc@GMail.com before 11;30 PM Tonight. Thank you very much AVRIL. Marc email city.

  27. f-bomb says:

    Creepy. Especially when she opens that spoiled little girl mouth of hers.

  28. Mr. B says:

    Creepy? Yeah. But I’d still hit it.

  29. NakedGod says:


  30. andrew bullen says:

    how is she spoiled? shes earned her millions, at least from the days living in newmarket,,,,, definitley sexyyyy

  31. Santonio Holmes says:

    That is the funniest post to date!!!!

  32. . says:

    ha ha ha its settled we masturbate!!!!!!! i vote sexy. my wife votes punch me in the head

  33. frunken says:

    I’d vote sexy, although with her mouth open like that she looks a bit like a vampire, which to some people might make her look hotter.

  34. Missy says:

    Creeeeeeeeeeepy. Way.

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  36. Reneo says:

    more creepy than sexy, but some of her pics are really wankworthy