This is a photo from a shoot Avril did for a lay out in this month’s Maxim magazine. I’m not really sure how I feel about this. She looks really young, but she also looks really hot. I talked it over with my penis and this was our conversation:
ME: I don’t know, penis. She looks like she could be my little sister.
PENIS: Valid point. I say, just to make sure, we masturbate.
ME: That’s what you said when I told you I thought I left the oven on when we went on vacation.
PENIS: And it worked. The oven wasn’t on right?
ME: Well, no, but I really don’t think me deciding to masturbate had any bearing on whether or not the oven was on or off.
PENIS: Then it’s settled. We masturbate.