As you probably already know, Jesus is a pretty popular guy. He's so popular, in fact, that he's inspired people from all walks of life to create their very own versions of the Son of God that somehow take him to another level. Here are 40 of them.
This Jesus is watching you masturbate.
It doesn't matter that you can't read this. You know it's awesome just by looking at the drawings of Jesus jumping off the cross and kicking the crap out of people.
hey dumbass ever been in a foxhole? believe you me there are plenty of atheists in foxholes, especially after watching what people can do to one another.
it was a good one, caps lock isn't cruise control for cool or make you correct. sarcasm however makes women sigh for your prick in the mere presence of you. keep it up and you'll have me soon enough *wink*
What gets me is that people complain that they find it offensive but you know they read EVERY ONE!! So doesn't that make them hypocrites? Just sayin...
hahaha. excellent.
I agree with what the person down said,
"The tooth fairy was right about good oral hygiene. Doesn't mean she exists."
but you have to let people be and let them believe in what they want.
everyone needs some hope.
its amazing that Jesus is the only one that is ever made fun of, he was the son of God and we ridicule and poke fun of him....he is the only way to salvation and you make fun of him.....blasphemy!!! Just plain Blasphemy!!!!
Imagine the rage and frustration the Muslims would experience if you made fun of Mohamed?? Or if you made fun of Budda?
Why is everyone always picking on Jesus, the son of God the only God who is full of Grace, mercy and Love???
I think our generations need to smarten up, and seek the repentance and forgiveness of the only one who can forgive
It is refreshing to see someone making fun of silly religious stuff. Particularly Christian crap. Jesus? Holy? Worship? Evolve people! Rational people do not believe in the supernatural. Think about it, Jesus could no more walk on water than Harry Potter could fly on a broom.
GOD IN HEAVIN PLEASE FORGIVE THEM FOR THAY NOT KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE DONE , FATHER HAVE MERCIE ON THEIR SOLES.
HELP DIRECT THEM TO THE WAY,THE TRUTH, AND THE LIGHT.
Then said the lord, "Thou shalt offend easily, both in the being and the doing; for in order to do, thou must feign to be offended."
Then, as spoke in the Book of Microsoftusula, he went to the internets, and he went there through a series of tubes. And he came there, and came there again, many times, for it is written. It is written that the lord had a degree in electrical engineering and communications, by which he was able to understand the electrical dynamics and science-derived technologies by which to spread his message against Science and its evil brethren who would mock the word of the word of the word...of the lord.
And while he was there unloading his pent up aggression toward a secular society, he realized he was an idiot for commenting on message boards no one reads except internet narcissists, and he clicked on his porn tab and went away from there, and came somewhere else. And with his staff he struck milk from the underside of the desk, as he spoke, "Giggity giggity, arghhhughhahh."
Jesus is awesome. The Crusades were a mistake. No one ever said Christians were perfect, but I guess everyone seems to think they are....weird. I'm hardcore Catholic and very involved in church functions, but I still found most of these at least somewhat amusing. the "love Jesus or He'll fucking kill you" and "If you're Jesus and you know it clap your hands" were the best ones
I'm proud of my son. But he's a bit nerdy... that's why people make fun of him
Woo Blasfemy ROCKS!
The funniest ticket to hell ...
While you're masturbating to this blog, Jesus is going down on your mom
I am a follower of Jesus. I found most everything here offensive.
I agree that many terrible things have been done in Jesus' name. I hate the fact that Bush and others use christian language and imagry to justify the killing of innocents. I hate that so-called christians bomb abortion clinics.
However, read Jesus' words for yourself. Jesus was about peace. Jesus was about tolerance. Jesus was about forgiveness. Read His words - if you dare.
Too many "serious" posts here. Let's set aside our differences so we can just sit down and laugh at humorous depictions of someone who may or may not be the martyred bastard child of God. I like the one were his penis is an erect light-switch next to two young children. Laughed my ass off, and then put it back on just in time to laugh at the comic book.
This is brilliant! do you see any fucking complaints? not really, do you see a news story about it, no, do you see a fucking war over it? Fuck no. I found this funny and im not religous either but at least christians dont bitch about it, if this were muhammad, there would be mass fucking murder and news stories because muslims lost their humor since someone fucking stepped on their carpet with shoes on.
Sorry, but whether religion is real or not, it's fairly easy to see that it has cause some of the largest turmoils in the history of the human race. Personally I am agnostic, but I try to keep a realistic perspective on others opinions.
I'm fine with people believing in a religion, for some people that's all they have to live for, but when it results in the murder of countless innocents in the name of a "God" then that's where things need to be stopped. ie: The Crusades (good one Christianity)
Religion gave the human race something to dream for and to believe. There have been times in history in which religion has done wonderful things for the greater population of the world. Sadly those days are for the most part long since over-with.
It's time to stop segregating between people who have minor differences. It's time to look at the world as one, and work in a manner which will progress our race.
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December 30th, 2008 at 07:27 pm
I'll simplify it kids: anyone who follows any religion is a fucking idiot
January 2nd, 2009 at 08:01 pm
Actually... Anyone practicing the arrogant intolerance that you do, is a fucking idiot.
January 7th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
GLENN, I WISH 4 U 2 GIT HALP WIF UR RELIGIOUS INFECSHUN kthxbye
woot! Religious intolerance FTW!
December 29th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Jesus is coming! Grab a towel!
http://jesuscoming.ytmnd.com
December 24th, 2008 at 07:18 am
www.godandscience.org/answers
December 20th, 2008 at 10:36 am
jesus was an extraterrestrial lol
December 11th, 2008 at 07:34 pm
I Intelligently Designed this one:
December 10th, 2008 at 05:16 am
Im sure Jesus meant well when he sent that tsunami
December 7th, 2008 at 01:53 pm
hey dumbass ever been in a foxhole? believe you me there are plenty of atheists in foxholes, especially after watching what people can do to one another.
December 8th, 2008 at 05:50 pm
it was a good one, caps lock isn't cruise control for cool or make you correct. sarcasm however makes women sigh for your prick in the mere presence of you. keep it up and you'll have me soon enough *wink*
December 2nd, 2008 at 07:01 pm
What gets me is that people complain that they find it offensive but you know they read EVERY ONE!! So doesn't that make them hypocrites? Just sayin...
December 1st, 2008 at 07:48 pm
there are no atheists in fox holes...
www.doesgodexist.com
November 28th, 2008 at 06:24 pm
hahaha. excellent.
I agree with what the person down said,
"The tooth fairy was right about good oral hygiene. Doesn't mean she exists."
but you have to let people be and let them believe in what they want.
everyone needs some hope.
December 4th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
good one
November 28th, 2008 at 03:47 am
its amazing that Jesus is the only one that is ever made fun of, he was the son of God and we ridicule and poke fun of him....he is the only way to salvation and you make fun of him.....blasphemy!!! Just plain Blasphemy!!!!
Imagine the rage and frustration the Muslims would experience if you made fun of Mohamed?? Or if you made fun of Budda?
Why is everyone always picking on Jesus, the son of God the only God who is full of Grace, mercy and Love???
I think our generations need to smarten up, and seek the repentance and forgiveness of the only one who can forgive
January 7th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Yea... I'm glad your mom forgave me for bricking in her mouth last night.
November 27th, 2008 at 05:45 am
It is refreshing to see someone making fun of silly religious stuff. Particularly Christian crap. Jesus? Holy? Worship? Evolve people! Rational people do not believe in the supernatural. Think about it, Jesus could no more walk on water than Harry Potter could fly on a broom.
November 26th, 2008 at 11:44 am
FATHER GOD PLEASE FORGIVE THEM FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY HAVE DONE.
LORD GOD SHOW THEM TO THE WAY, THE TRUTH AND THE LIGHT.
AMEN
November 26th, 2008 at 11:40 am
GOD IN HEAVIN PLEASE FORGIVE THEM FOR THAY NOT KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE DONE , FATHER HAVE MERCIE ON THEIR SOLES.
HELP DIRECT THEM TO THE WAY,THE TRUTH, AND THE LIGHT.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
im FAKE!
January 7th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
I know some people that said they found you. Where were you hiding?
November 25th, 2008 at 06:56 pm
You all are missing the point... Scientology rules! We never killed/tortured/raped anyone in its name....
P.S. Scientology rules!
November 24th, 2008 at 08:43 pm
May God forgive what u done here. This is harsh !
January 7th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
May the rest of the world forgive you for using 'u' in place of a real word.
November 24th, 2008 at 08:26 pm
Then said the lord, "Thou shalt offend easily, both in the being and the doing; for in order to do, thou must feign to be offended."
Then, as spoke in the Book of Microsoftusula, he went to the internets, and he went there through a series of tubes. And he came there, and came there again, many times, for it is written. It is written that the lord had a degree in electrical engineering and communications, by which he was able to understand the electrical dynamics and science-derived technologies by which to spread his message against Science and its evil brethren who would mock the word of the word of the word...of the lord.
And while he was there unloading his pent up aggression toward a secular society, he realized he was an idiot for commenting on message boards no one reads except internet narcissists, and he clicked on his porn tab and went away from there, and came somewhere else. And with his staff he struck milk from the underside of the desk, as he spoke, "Giggity giggity, arghhhughhahh."
Thus saith the lord.
November 23rd, 2008 at 07:19 pm
why do you hate america?
November 23rd, 2008 at 02:38 am
cool!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 22nd, 2008 at 08:53 pm
alout of this shit is fucked up
November 22nd, 2008 at 11:37 am
Jesus is awesome. The Crusades were a mistake. No one ever said Christians were perfect, but I guess everyone seems to think they are....weird. I'm hardcore Catholic and very involved in church functions, but I still found most of these at least somewhat amusing. the "love Jesus or He'll fucking kill you" and "If you're Jesus and you know it clap your hands" were the best ones
November 22nd, 2008 at 06:17 am
Jesus is my baby's daddy
November 17th, 2008 at 02:23 pm
Big Butter Jesus,
Sweet Cream Jesus
O country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
O Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can't believe it's not Jesus
O-le-o Lord
Thanks Heywood Banks!
It's a great song
Search for it! Try bobandtom.com
November 17th, 2008 at 11:42 am
this is jesus enjoying christmas
http://crazyshit.com/cnt/pics/14698
November 16th, 2008 at 04:53 am
I'm proud of my son. But he's a bit nerdy... that's why people make fun of him
Woo Blasfemy ROCKS!
The funniest ticket to hell ...
While you're masturbating to this blog, Jesus is going down on your mom
November 15th, 2008 at 05:20 am
I am a follower of Jesus. I found most everything here offensive.
I agree that many terrible things have been done in Jesus' name. I hate the fact that Bush and others use christian language and imagry to justify the killing of innocents. I hate that so-called christians bomb abortion clinics.
However, read Jesus' words for yourself. Jesus was about peace. Jesus was about tolerance. Jesus was about forgiveness. Read His words - if you dare.
November 14th, 2008 at 04:24 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQhta5bLvvA
November 13th, 2008 at 09:05 pm
I don't get it... Who's Jesus?
November 13th, 2008 at 08:55 pm
christians take their religion so lightly....
November 13th, 2008 at 06:10 pm
Too many "serious" posts here. Let's set aside our differences so we can just sit down and laugh at humorous depictions of someone who may or may not be the martyred bastard child of God. I like the one were his penis is an erect light-switch next to two young children. Laughed my ass off, and then put it back on just in time to laugh at the comic book.
November 12th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
this was awesome. republican jesus is the best. so funny
November 12th, 2008 at 09:40 pm
holy shit this blog was developed in Drupal!
November 12th, 2008 at 06:21 pm
funny... but i like the last one... >:D
WHEN HOLY PEOPLE GO PSYCHO!
November 12th, 2008 at 05:18 pm
Guys, I'm cool with this so just chill, ok?
November 12th, 2008 at 03:09 pm
This is brilliant! do you see any fucking complaints? not really, do you see a news story about it, no, do you see a fucking war over it? Fuck no. I found this funny and im not religous either but at least christians dont bitch about it, if this were muhammad, there would be mass fucking murder and news stories because muslims lost their humor since someone fucking stepped on their carpet with shoes on.
November 12th, 2008 at 02:16 pm
The only one that bothered the be-jesus out of me was light switch jesus, fucking creepy.
November 12th, 2008 at 01:35 pm
Sorry, but whether religion is real or not, it's fairly easy to see that it has cause some of the largest turmoils in the history of the human race. Personally I am agnostic, but I try to keep a realistic perspective on others opinions.
I'm fine with people believing in a religion, for some people that's all they have to live for, but when it results in the murder of countless innocents in the name of a "God" then that's where things need to be stopped. ie: The Crusades (good one Christianity)
Religion gave the human race something to dream for and to believe. There have been times in history in which religion has done wonderful things for the greater population of the world. Sadly those days are for the most part long since over-with.
It's time to stop segregating between people who have minor differences. It's time to look at the world as one, and work in a manner which will progress our race.
November 12th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
You need a fucking labotomy!
November 12th, 2008 at 11:53 am
If god didn't have a sense of humor he wouldn't have given us the duckbilled platypus, Chris Farley, or Sarah Palin
November 12th, 2008 at 09:51 am
Don't worry about making fun, he never existed.
http://www.thegodmovie.com/
November 12th, 2008 at 08:52 am
Don't forget Jerkoff Jesus:
November 12th, 2008 at 08:20 am
Excellent! ROFL
A good post.. I don't care who gets offended.... :p
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