As you probably already know, Jesus is a pretty popular guy. He's so popular, in fact, that he's inspired people from all walks of life to create their very own versions of the Son of God that somehow take him to another level. Here are 40 of them.
This Jesus is watching you masturbate.
It doesn't matter that you can't read this. You know it's awesome just by looking at the drawings of Jesus jumping off the cross and kicking the crap out of people.
you know what i hope your right... and when you die i hope your ass comes back as a tree. and one day as you sway in the wind i hope a sweaty lumberjack comes and cuts your ass down and then drags your ass to a lumber mill and cuts and pounds you into a fine paste and then makes you a fine paper, then... i hope they print the fucking bible on your ass!!!
What does atheism have to do with reincarnation? There will be no "coming back" as anything. And if you use the "logic" of Dane Cook joke, atheists don't really think that nature absorbs their body and "become one with nature." No, you decay in a coffin. You become one with bacteria, but bacteria makes awful material to print bibles on, so the joke is still moot.
Look dude, i don't care if you believe in highly illogical, completely fake, shit fill beliefs, but really, you don't have to mess up other people's days just because you're a douchebag.
ahhaha, yeah lets believe a fictional story and believe in a god who never helps anyone, absolute moron, i bet your one of those idiots who think the earths only 6000 years old and that evolution is not true, sorry sarah palin but enjoy wasting your life believing in something that you and whole lot of hypocritical war hungry fuckheads believe. Good luck to you.
Yes we do, and i bet we're more happy than you are.. this is just just disrespectful to those of us who believe in Jesus, if only these "artists" used their ability for something good...
My boyfriend would strongly disagree with you. I am generally a happy person, but homosexual I am not.
What difference would it make in any case?
Are you commenting that homosexuals are generally more tolerant of other people's freedom of choice?
I'm a political science major and believe, above most else, that individual liberty is to be prized over any other liberty. Our right to believe and act upon that belief, so long that it does not infringe upon others' rights, is one of the redeeming qualities of our nation.
for real you godless cock fiends! when jesus reads this he will reverse lok up your ip and put you on his dads "asshole" list and is going to TOTTALY go back in time and not die for your sins.
LOLOLAOSLO!!! IM BETTER THEN YOU CAUS' I GOTS THE JESUS!!!
It's not about being offended, as if our little minds can't handle your juvenile attempts at SHOCK and PROVOCATION. I am more sad at the pathetic lengths people will go through to get attention. I facepalm not for what is being said about Jesus but for the epic lameness of the person who made these images and organized them into this little shock blog.
listen muhammad is only sacred to muslims. Therefore, using logic and not faith, muhammad is not sacred to some non-muslims. Continuing on this fun little path or enlightenment. The fact that it may be against sharia law does not not make it wrong, ill-thoughtout, dangerous, messed up, or anything else to post anything "negative" about muhammad. Also, remember if your beliefs are anchored in faith and my in fairness and truth, nobody wins. As such, no ones beleifs can shape anothers. Fact why sharia law beeeelooooows.
Sheesh....That passage could be anytime in the last 400 years. So you really think that end of days will be in your liftime? That just goes to show how selfish and self centered you people are. Every goddamn generation always says it´s the last and the greatest, your the only pure and holy souls on this planet and the rest of us will burn in hell.
Go spout your delusional crap somewhere else.
And if not then please have your delusional rantings about something fun like superheroes or space aliens, this whole god and jesus thing is soooooooo last century.
Jesus was a historical person, he lived and breathed just like you and me, i could understand your point if this was god or Vishnu. but since Jesus was a living person, he therefor belong to history. and if do not redicule or/and disgust, then how can ever progress as a society, and nether religion or politics should be saved from satire or basic humor and jokes
You'll probably find that lots of different people made these images. And lots of us find them really funny and are grateful to the person who organised them into this blog.
I actually think US Republican right wing Christian portrayals of Jesus are more offensive than any of these. "Jesus thinks Americans are the chosen people. Jesus wants us to bomb innocent people. Jesus wants us to kill doctors who perform abortions. Jesus is in George Bush. Jesus despises gay people." - nice one.
Yeah he's gonna be riding a big-ass motorbike and he'll be buff as fuck and he'll be packing some serious firepower so watch out all ya little sinners Jesus is gonna snap your necks and then make you ask for forgiveness.
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November 10th, 2008 at 03:05 pm
What? I don't speak french.
November 10th, 2008 at 03:11 pm
That was the touchdown jesus pic... it does look like a giant butter carving though when you see it from the freeway.
November 10th, 2008 at 03:21 pm
don't cross the streams!
November 10th, 2008 at 04:44 pm
Who care's, religion is all made up anyways. Not like making fun of a 2,000 year old dead guy is going to matter.
November 10th, 2008 at 05:46 pm
you know what i hope your right... and when you die i hope your ass comes back as a tree. and one day as you sway in the wind i hope a sweaty lumberjack comes and cuts your ass down and then drags your ass to a lumber mill and cuts and pounds you into a fine paste and then makes you a fine paper, then... i hope they print the fucking bible on your ass!!!
November 10th, 2008 at 06:03 pm
you fool. He said sacrili-cious. a play on words combining sacrilegious, and delicious. That poster is clever, and you are dumb.
"It is better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"
-abraham lincoln
November 10th, 2008 at 06:39 pm
wow, didn't know dane cook was italian.
November 11th, 2008 at 10:03 am
If I would have known that he was called "Buddy Jesus" you bet your ass I would've commented more.
We'll chalk this one up to experience.
November 11th, 2008 at 11:14 am
It's from a comic book entitled GODYSSEY. The art is by Rob Liefeld.
November 11th, 2008 at 11:37 am
We call him "Quicksand Jesus"
November 11th, 2008 at 11:58 am
LIIIIEEEEEFEEEEEEELD!!!
November 11th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
This isn't a Young Republican's meeting, so you and your maturity can get the fuck outta' here.
November 11th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
What does atheism have to do with reincarnation? There will be no "coming back" as anything. And if you use the "logic" of Dane Cook joke, atheists don't really think that nature absorbs their body and "become one with nature." No, you decay in a coffin. You become one with bacteria, but bacteria makes awful material to print bibles on, so the joke is still moot.
November 11th, 2008 at 03:55 pm
Perhaps it only pisses people in the "on" position.
November 11th, 2008 at 04:21 pm
right on!
November 11th, 2008 at 05:55 pm
the people that do this have already thought about it and do not care it is their decision not up to some one else so don't bother with them.
November 11th, 2008 at 06:10 pm
Shut your fucking mouth.
If our God doesnt have a sense of humor, I dont really want to be with him.
November 11th, 2008 at 06:14 pm
Well, first shouldn't you hope he's Buddhist?
November 11th, 2008 at 06:26 pm
turn the caps lock off, it's an annoyance. Do you believe in aliens too?
November 11th, 2008 at 06:37 pm
You actually believe Jesus is coming back? Do you think he will be accompanied by santa, the easter bunny, and super man?
I believe in reality and you believe in fantasy.
Maybe you should think about living instead of focusing on what will happen when you die (you'll rot and turn into dirt, so will I).
"The end" is never near, the end of the world is just more of your lies.
All religion has ever done was spread mistruths and cause pointless warfare.
I feel sorry for you, you must live a disturbed and scared life...
November 11th, 2008 at 06:40 pm
chill the FUCK out...
November 11th, 2008 at 06:42 pm
Hey douche, let Jesus judge the sinners and you go on living your righteous life. Rejoice and leave the rest of us alone.
November 11th, 2008 at 06:45 pm
sacri-licious is from The Simpsons...
November 11th, 2008 at 07:09 pm
Haha, you fail. I bet you think Noah gathered all the animals and put them on a little boat he rigged up himself. Logical! Religion for the win.
November 11th, 2008 at 07:36 pm
Look dude, i don't care if you believe in highly illogical, completely fake, shit fill beliefs, but really, you don't have to mess up other people's days just because you're a douchebag.
November 11th, 2008 at 07:43 pm
rofl, religious people suck and have no sense of humour
November 11th, 2008 at 07:47 pm
ahhaha, yeah lets believe a fictional story and believe in a god who never helps anyone, absolute moron, i bet your one of those idiots who think the earths only 6000 years old and that evolution is not true, sorry sarah palin but enjoy wasting your life believing in something that you and whole lot of hypocritical war hungry fuckheads believe. Good luck to you.
November 11th, 2008 at 07:50 pm
A very religious and mature statement, coming from an idiot like you.
November 11th, 2008 at 08:08 pm
LOL
wtg religious zealot
jesus humor owns you
November 11th, 2008 at 08:14 pm
whoa whoa whoa
don't lump the man of steel into this. He's a saint!
November 11th, 2008 at 08:35 pm
Yes we do, and i bet we're more happy than you are.. this is just just disrespectful to those of us who believe in Jesus, if only these "artists" used their ability for something good...
November 11th, 2008 at 08:39 pm
yeah fuck off.
November 11th, 2008 at 09:14 pm
My boyfriend would strongly disagree with you. I am generally a happy person, but homosexual I am not.
What difference would it make in any case?
Are you commenting that homosexuals are generally more tolerant of other people's freedom of choice?
I'm a political science major and believe, above most else, that individual liberty is to be prized over any other liberty. Our right to believe and act upon that belief, so long that it does not infringe upon others' rights, is one of the redeeming qualities of our nation.
November 11th, 2008 at 09:25 pm
LOL! you thinks Jesus is real....
November 11th, 2008 at 09:27 pm
LOL.....you think Jesus is real...wow there's a lot of you retards here...
November 11th, 2008 at 09:38 pm
for real you godless cock fiends! when jesus reads this he will reverse lok up your ip and put you on his dads "asshole" list and is going to TOTTALY go back in time and not die for your sins.
LOLOLAOSLO!!! IM BETTER THEN YOU CAUS' I GOTS THE JESUS!!!
November 11th, 2008 at 09:48 pm
You came extremely close to providing us with a run-on sentence...
November 11th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
It's not about being offended, as if our little minds can't handle your juvenile attempts at SHOCK and PROVOCATION. I am more sad at the pathetic lengths people will go through to get attention. I facepalm not for what is being said about Jesus but for the epic lameness of the person who made these images and organized them into this little shock blog.
November 11th, 2008 at 09:58 pm
You must have a huge cock.
November 11th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
OMG, it's Jeezbo!
November 11th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
I'd rather come back as one of those romance novels...that old ladies read to put a little more excitement into their lives...
November 12th, 2008 at 01:13 am
listen muhammad is only sacred to muslims. Therefore, using logic and not faith, muhammad is not sacred to some non-muslims. Continuing on this fun little path or enlightenment. The fact that it may be against sharia law does not not make it wrong, ill-thoughtout, dangerous, messed up, or anything else to post anything "negative" about muhammad. Also, remember if your beliefs are anchored in faith and my in fairness and truth, nobody wins. As such, no ones beleifs can shape anothers. Fact why sharia law beeeelooooows.
November 12th, 2008 at 01:59 am
Sheesh....That passage could be anytime in the last 400 years. So you really think that end of days will be in your liftime? That just goes to show how selfish and self centered you people are. Every goddamn generation always says it´s the last and the greatest, your the only pure and holy souls on this planet and the rest of us will burn in hell.
Go spout your delusional crap somewhere else.
And if not then please have your delusional rantings about something fun like superheroes or space aliens, this whole god and jesus thing is soooooooo last century.
November 12th, 2008 at 02:22 am
Jesus was a historical person, he lived and breathed just like you and me, i could understand your point if this was god or Vishnu. but since Jesus was a living person, he therefor belong to history. and if do not redicule or/and disgust, then how can ever progress as a society, and nether religion or politics should be saved from satire or basic humor and jokes
November 12th, 2008 at 02:50 am
Or THEIR, right stupid?
November 12th, 2008 at 02:56 am
Wouldn't you say that putting little kittens in a blender is lower than this?
November 12th, 2008 at 02:57 am
LOL
November 12th, 2008 at 03:03 am
You'll probably find that lots of different people made these images. And lots of us find them really funny and are grateful to the person who organised them into this blog.
I actually think US Republican right wing Christian portrayals of Jesus are more offensive than any of these. "Jesus thinks Americans are the chosen people. Jesus wants us to bomb innocent people. Jesus wants us to kill doctors who perform abortions. Jesus is in George Bush. Jesus despises gay people." - nice one.
November 12th, 2008 at 03:07 am
Yeah he's gonna be riding a big-ass motorbike and he'll be buff as fuck and he'll be packing some serious firepower so watch out all ya little sinners Jesus is gonna snap your necks and then make you ask for forgiveness.
November 12th, 2008 at 03:09 am
I think what they're trying to say is that America is fucked.
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