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40 Awesome Versions of Jesus

As you probably already know, Jesus is a pretty popular guy. He’s so popular, in fact, that he’s inspired people from all walks of life to create their very own versions of the Son of God that somehow take him to another level. Here are 40 of them.

This Jesus is watching you masturbate.
It doesn’t matter that you can’t read this. You know it’s awesome just by looking at the drawings of Jesus jumping off the cross and kicking the crap out of people.
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293 Responses to "40 Awesome Versions of Jesus"

  1. Anonymous says:

    ha ha, the only one who can forgive, as hilarious as these pictures

  2. Anonymous says:

    You are a loser.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Baby jesus is my saviour but Gerrard scores better 30 yard screamers

  4. Anonymous says:

    God in Heavin? Mercie? Soles? Thay? You should’ve gone to real school not Sunday school.
    Santa is better than Baby Jesus any day

  5. Anonymous says:

    …’cos stupid, fat Americans live there…..

  6. stoney says:

    >Anonymous Says:
    >November fth, 2008 at 03:47 am

    >its amazing that Jesus is the only one that is ever made fun of, >he was the son of God and we ridicule and poke fun of him….he >is the only way to salvation and you make fun of >him…..blasphemy!!! Just plain Blasphemy!!!!
    >Imagine the rage and frustration the Muslims would experience if >you made fun of Mohamed?? Or if you made fun of Budda?

    >Why is everyone always picking on Jesus, the son of God the >only God who is full of Grace, mercy and Love???

    >I think our generations need to smarten up, and seek the >repentance and forgiveness of the only one who can forgive

    Yes, little one, people are aware those such as you are unable or unwilling to think. Telling grown adults about your childish fantasies {deity and the rest of the malevolent idiocy} really gets tiresome. What would your reaction be to chronically aged adults running around nattering about the ‘Tooth Faerie?’ You’re welcome to your childish fantasies, but please stop pestering the adults. Thank you.

  7. stoney says:

    >Will Says:
    >November fth, 2008 at 11:44 am


    Nothing fails like prayer. “The Way, the truth and the light” is diametrically opposite the bronze age christian droolings.

    These fools never frigging learn.

  8. jEN says:

    Except for the guy with the swords. but I guess he doesn’t count.
    And I really have a feeling that someday someone will find all the dead bodies buried under the Scientology building!

  9. Anonymous says:

    buddha wasn’t a god, he was a real person that just came up with a way to deal with suffering using the mind instead of praying for relief understanding that suffering is life and unavoidable. buddha was a teacher and a symbol the religion uses. Buddhism and Hinduism are the only two religions even remotely in touch with reality. there’s a lot of physical proof of reincarnation just google Ian Stevenson, he was a scientist who scientifically documented thousands of cases.

    Hinduism is the oldest religion, Christianity is one of the youngest religions to come on the scene. so you may say that that many people believing in something couldn’t possibly be wrong but take a look at Hinduism and all of the people following it along with all of the thousands of generations that believed in it. The being correct in numbers argument doesn’t make you even remotely right.

  10. Anonymous says:

    yeah, santa gives you tangible things, like whores. not gory stories in ye’ ol’ english.

  11. Anonymous says:

    lmfao i love you lol. “the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the lord(?). lol

  12. Anonymous says:

    Look up the Danish cartoons of Muhammed.

  13. Buddy Ice says:

    What? I don’t speak french.

  14. Anonymous says:

    That was the touchdown jesus pic… it does look like a giant butter carving though when you see it from the freeway.

  15. tomosexual says:

    don’t cross the streams!

  16. Anonymous says:

    Who care’s, religion is all made up anyways. Not like making fun of a 2,000 year old dead guy is going to matter.

  17. the italian says:

    you know what i hope your right… and when you die i hope your ass comes back as a tree. and one day as you sway in the wind i hope a sweaty lumberjack comes and cuts your ass down and then drags your ass to a lumber mill and cuts and pounds you into a fine paste and then makes you a fine paper, then… i hope they print the fucking bible on your ass!!!

  18. Anonymous says:

    you fool. He said sacrili-cious. a play on words combining sacrilegious, and delicious. That poster is clever, and you are dumb.

    “It is better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt”

    -abraham lincoln

  19. Kendall says:

    wow, didn’t know dane cook was italian.

  20. Buddy Ice says:

    If I would have known that he was called “Buddy Jesus” you bet your ass I would’ve commented more.

    We’ll chalk this one up to experience.

  21. Bubbles says:

    The last one is always epic. Anybody know where it’s from?

  22. Anonymous says:

    Wow, such hate.

  23. Anonymous says:

    It’s from a comic book entitled GODYSSEY. The art is by Rob Liefeld.

  24. Anonymous says:

    We call him “Quicksand Jesus”

  25. Anonymous says:


  26. ALiK says:

    Jesus Saves Ze Day ! Epic Post !

  27. spudmoney says:

    I’m surprised the light switch hasn’t pissed anybody off.

  28. oadfolia says:

    Pretty dumb and only a representation of the sort of Christianity practiced in politicized religious nations like America. Childish. Lowbrow, unintelligent humor.

  29. Buddy Ice says:

    This isn’t a Young Republican’s meeting, so you and your maturity can get the fuck outta’ here.

  30. Anonymous says:

    Man, that it sooooo wrong, someone doesn’t know their Bible. Jesus wasn’t some douchebag who brought a pansy-ass bag of 99-cent ice, his Mam had him freakin’ convert two barrels of water into wine. Nobody chips in, no one drives loaded, and we party ’til dawn! Being Christ’s follower rocks!

    Being a Christian, though, not so much.

  31. Anonymous says:

    What does atheism have to do with reincarnation? There will be no “coming back” as anything. And if you use the “logic” of Dane Cook joke, atheists don’t really think that nature absorbs their body and “become one with nature.” No, you decay in a coffin. You become one with bacteria, but bacteria makes awful material to print bibles on, so the joke is still moot.

  32. Joe Gauder says:

    Touchdown Jesus is also know as Butter Jesus, melting Jesus and Jeebus. You can find him on I-75 between Dayton, OH and Cincinnati, OH. He is over 60 feet tall!!!!

  33. Anonymous says:

    Great, but Christianity is an easy target. I dare you, no i double dare you mother fuckers to do the same with Muhammad.

  34. Jesus Christ says:

    Yo what up with this unholy stuff?! Lol thats my fav guitar god the memories… fuck your sins too… and that sniper made some noise a lot of times on the anti christ bitches, and dont make me go down on your mom… and whats with the midgets?! thats just ridiculous!every one knows i was double his size :( jesus snipin on the midgets!

  35. Anonymous says:

    the wise man speaks when he has something to say,
    the fool speaks when he has to say something.

  36. francisonline says:

    the wise man speaks when he has something to say,
    the fool speaks when he has to say something.


  38. Geddy Gibson says:

    Perhaps it only pisses people in the “on” position.

  39. Anonymous says:

    what about this cartoon about Jesus getting wasted and pissing on Jehovas whiteness?

  40. KeyBcodeR says:


  41. KeyBcodeR says:


  42. Anonymous says:

    the people that do this have already thought about it and do not care it is their decision not up to some one else so don’t bother with them.

  43. Anonymous says:

    Shut your fucking mouth.
    If our God doesnt have a sense of humor, I dont really want to be with him.

  44. Anonymous says:

    Well, first shouldn’t you hope he’s Buddhist?

  45. D34TH M4R1CH says:

    turn the caps lock off, it’s an annoyance. Do you believe in aliens too?

  46. Anonymous says:

    You actually believe Jesus is coming back? Do you think he will be accompanied by santa, the easter bunny, and super man?

    I believe in reality and you believe in fantasy.

    Maybe you should think about living instead of focusing on what will happen when you die (you’ll rot and turn into dirt, so will I).

    “The end” is never near, the end of the world is just more of your lies.

    All religion has ever done was spread mistruths and cause pointless warfare.

    I feel sorry for you, you must live a disturbed and scared life…

  47. Anonymous says:

    chill the FUCK out…

  48. Anonymous says:

    Hey douche, let Jesus judge the sinners and you go on living your righteous life. Rejoice and leave the rest of us alone.

  49. Anonymous says:

    sacri-licious is from The Simpsons…

  50. Anonymous says:

    Haha, you fail. I bet you think Noah gathered all the animals and put them on a little boat he rigged up himself. Logical! Religion for the win.

  51. Anonymous says:

    I think this is extremely gross and disrespectful. Shame!

  52. Gbgg89 says:

    Look dude, i don’t care if you believe in highly illogical, completely fake, shit fill beliefs, but really, you don’t have to mess up other people’s days just because you’re a douchebag.

  53. Anonymous says:

    rofl, religious people suck and have no sense of humour

  54. Jebus says:

    ahhaha, yeah lets believe a fictional story and believe in a god who never helps anyone, absolute moron, i bet your one of those idiots who think the earths only 6000 years old and that evolution is not true, sorry sarah palin but enjoy wasting your life believing in something that you and whole lot of hypocritical war hungry fuckheads believe. Good luck to you.

  55. Anonymous says:

    A very religious and mature statement, coming from an idiot like you.

  56. Sarah Palin says:

    Finally! A historically accurate depiction of Jeebeezus!

  57. Anonymous says:

    wtg religious zealot
    jesus humor owns you

  58. Anonymous says:

    whoa whoa whoa
    don’t lump the man of steel into this. He’s a saint!

  59. Jesus says:

    I am Jesus and I endorse these images. Way to use the creativity my father blessed you with.

    For all of you criticizing the people who have honored me by creating these wonderful images: you need to look at more gay porn and relax after you spank your monkey.

  60. Anonymous says:

    Yes we do, and i bet we’re more happy than you are.. this is just just disrespectful to those of us who believe in Jesus, if only these “artists” used their ability for something good…

  61. Kat says:

    Examine the cartoons as social commentary and not an attack on Christianity. Who among the “Christians” gets offended when Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism etc. is criticized?
    Just because you have faith in one thing doesn’t mean you should suppress other people’s right to freedom of expression. Maybe we all need to learn a little more tolerance.

  62. Anonymous says:

    yeah fuck off.

  63. Jesus says:

    as much as i agree with Kat; i still think (he/she?) is gay.

  64. Kat says:

    My boyfriend would strongly disagree with you. I am generally a happy person, but homosexual I am not.
    What difference would it make in any case?
    Are you commenting that homosexuals are generally more tolerant of other people’s freedom of choice?
    I’m a political science major and believe, above most else, that individual liberty is to be prized over any other liberty. Our right to believe and act upon that belief, so long that it does not infringe upon others’ rights, is one of the redeeming qualities of our nation.

  65. dzieger says:

    I think those of you who find these images offensive may be missing the point. A lot of them satirize the shallow, narcissistic Christianity so endemic to American culture.

    Personally, I’d be just as pleased with a gallery of images truly offensive to Christians or any other group of people who choose to live in willful ignorance and delusion. But this stuff is pretty mild.

    The most offensive ones here, in my view, are the handful of completely serious piles of kitsch like the figurine and the weeping Jesus painting. Bad art makes baby Jesus cry.

  66. Rosario says:

    This is too bad. and hurts many religion lovers. Anyhow it shows your worst attitude.

    this topic will not only help u to increase the topic also it will target your site in a worse way. remember that always. count your website living days from now.

    Remove this post completely it will be nice.

  67. Anonymous says:

    LOL! you thinks Jesus is real….

  68. Anonymous says:

    LOL…..you think Jesus is real…wow there’s a lot of you retards here…

  69. Anonymous says:

    for real you godless cock fiends! when jesus reads this he will reverse lok up your ip and put you on his dads “asshole” list and is going to TOTTALY go back in time and not die for your sins.


  70. Surprised says:

    Utterly digusting. Human beings showing their best at humiliating religion. You guys can’t get any lower than this.

  71. existentialkid says:

    You came extremely close to providing us with a run-on sentence…

  72. Anonymous says:

    It’s not about being offended, as if our little minds can’t handle your juvenile attempts at SHOCK and PROVOCATION. I am more sad at the pathetic lengths people will go through to get attention. I facepalm not for what is being said about Jesus but for the epic lameness of the person who made these images and organized them into this little shock blog.

  73. Anonymous says:

    You must have a huge cock.

  74. Anonymous says:

    OMG, it’s Jeezbo!

  75. existentialkid says:

    I’d rather come back as one of those romance novels…that old ladies read to put a little more excitement into their lives…

  76. Anonymous says:

    listen muhammad is only sacred to muslims. Therefore, using logic and not faith, muhammad is not sacred to some non-muslims. Continuing on this fun little path or enlightenment. The fact that it may be against sharia law does not not make it wrong, ill-thoughtout, dangerous, messed up, or anything else to post anything “negative” about muhammad. Also, remember if your beliefs are anchored in faith and my in fairness and truth, nobody wins. As such, no ones beleifs can shape anothers. Fact why sharia law beeeelooooows.

  77. O´Rly? says:

    Sheesh….That passage could be anytime in the last 400 years. So you really think that end of days will be in your liftime? That just goes to show how selfish and self centered you people are. Every goddamn generation always says it´s the last and the greatest, your the only pure and holy souls on this planet and the rest of us will burn in hell.
    Go spout your delusional crap somewhere else.
    And if not then please have your delusional rantings about something fun like superheroes or space aliens, this whole god and jesus thing is soooooooo last century.

  78. why notz ? says:

    Jesus was a historical person, he lived and breathed just like you and me, i could understand your point if this was god or Vishnu. but since Jesus was a living person, he therefor belong to history. and if do not redicule or/and disgust, then how can ever progress as a society, and nether religion or politics should be saved from satire or basic humor and jokes

  79. AndrewG says:

    Or THEIR, right stupid?

  80. Bollo says:

    Wouldn’t you say that putting little kittens in a blender is lower than this?

  81. Bollo says:

    You’ll probably find that lots of different people made these images. And lots of us find them really funny and are grateful to the person who organised them into this blog.

    I actually think US Republican right wing Christian portrayals of Jesus are more offensive than any of these. “Jesus thinks Americans are the chosen people. Jesus wants us to bomb innocent people. Jesus wants us to kill doctors who perform abortions. Jesus is in George Bush. Jesus despises gay people.” – nice one.

  82. Bollo says:

    Yeah he’s gonna be riding a big-ass motorbike and he’ll be buff as fuck and he’ll be packing some serious firepower so watch out all ya little sinners Jesus is gonna snap your necks and then make you ask for forgiveness.

  83. Bollo says:

    I think what they’re trying to say is that America is fucked.

  84. Anonymous says:

    Or Ramsus :P

  85. Anonymous says:

    fuck you and your “we’re more happy than you are”. I just had a terrific laugh at these images, and it most likely made me feel happier than you are now, you assbag.

  86. Anonymous says:

    Actually, the opposite is true. Real, living people at least deserve some basic amount of respect (well, aside from Sarah Palin). It’s the imaginary, made-up gods that deserve our utmost ridicule! Besides, the Jesus depicted in these comics is entirely fictional, a composite of many different stories passed down in various cultures over the ages. If there ever was a real, living Jesus, we’ll never know, but it certainly was not this guy! If I could post a picture of Mohammed making love with Vishnu or something equally “offensive” for these people’s made up gods, I would

  87. Anonymous says:

    If jesus died for my sins already, I might as well enjoy them.

  88. Green Artichoke says:


  89. Jesus says:

    P.S. Stumbled! :D

    Much love and bacon,

  90. Anonymous says:

    Bingo! It’s probably what it is…

  91. Anonymous says:


  92. teapot says:

    i dunno guys, maybe we should take ‘God’s Servent’ seriously – I heard that the stuff he said came from a book that some guy wrote, so it’s probably true.

  93. teapot says:

    No sanjay is right, I am OFFENDED and DISGUSTED at the DEMEANING DEPICTIONS of our lord and saviour, Raptor Jesus.

    Remember: Raptor Jesus went extinct for our sins.

  94. Anonymous says:

    Why should shame come into it? You should be ashamed of your belief in a fictional character.

  95. Anonymous says:

    Servant you moron. ServAnt. Also, jesus is gay.

  96. teapot says:

    and then eating kitty mush?

  97. Anonymous says:

    I respect your comments on the matter but to you what may seem “fictional” is real in eyes of most of the world. It is very offencive and can make people very uncomfortable. Believe in what you want and respect in other peoples beliefs.

  98. Speelchecker says:

    add to that: “whether” and “believe” and you’re all set. Nothing says articulate quite like 3 spelling mistakes in one sentence. Good luck with that.

  99. Anonymous says:

    You people never learn do you. Your lack of shame explains much of the world’s state today.

  100. Kat says:

    I’m pretty sure it would have been the Jews who came up with the story behind original sin…

  101. Anonymous says:

    Yeah, a book written by many men over many years with many translations MUST be divine. What else could it be? I’m going to go throw rocks at people I don’t agree with in God’s name now….

  102. GrammarNazi says:

    Actually, if you are going to start nit picking… corrections are in ” ”

    “I” “don’t” care what any of you think”,” “everyone” has the right to “his or her” own “opinion” “whether” or “” not you “believe” in “Jesus”".”

    That makes 10.

  103. Anonymous says:

    hmmm … ”it will target your site in a worse way ” ..” count your website living days from now.”

    Hey are u TREATENING there?

  104. Anonymous says:

    ”f only these “artists” used their ability for something good…”

    Iff only these Christians would stop building new churches and spend money in countless ways in just spreading the word of God and stop complaining about some innocent Jesus pictures. They could used their time and ability to make the world better ..like God wants too

  105. Jean says:

    Ahem, try less than 1/3 of the world. Most of the world does not believe in this particular character.

    More than a billion believe in Shiva (Hindus). There are as many (more?) who believe in the teachings of Budda than believe in the teachings of Jesus.

    Get over yourself, Christianity is not and will never be the majority of the world.

  106. Anonymous says:

    Jesus found in his heart the courage to forgive Judas for betraying him… ..u seriously think Jesus would denie acces to heaven for a few jokes… u are bitter and scared, u do not understand Jesus.

    u scene-christian-poser!!

  107. Anonymous says:

    Dude… Aliens are more likly then Jesus..

    There are bilions of galaxies, Each galaxy has trillions of stars , Each star can have planets around it . My guess is that there atleast a few million other civilizations.

    But Jesus…
    There are more religions then planets we occupie, since there can only 1 true religions, the odds get slimmer for Jesus ,Since Jews ,Hindu’s, Shinzo’s, Muslims ,Bahai’s , ect ,ect ,ect all say there THEIR religion is true.
    But since there so many religions, chances are slimmer that u would believe in the one true religion.

    Does this makes sence? =3

  108. Anonymous says:

    God does have humor…
    He gives us dipshits like KeyBcodeR

  109. Anonymous says:

    Its not lack of shame that what made the world today but the abundance of arrogance…
    arrogance as in ”im totally sure I believe in the true religion” arrogance

  110. Timid&friendly says:

    Of course you don’t

  111. Anonymous says:

    ur a fag hahahahahahhhahaa

  112. Anonymous says:

    thank god! ;>

  113. wycheck89yo says:

    If you’re going to make a point, try not being a troll. I’m not saying I agree or disagree with what you’re trying to say, but how you say it weakens your argument and makes it impossible for anybody with any self respect to acknowledge your statement as valid. That makes you a troll. You are in fact a troll and should seriously pull your head out of your ass. Troll.

    Or to put it in terms you’ll understand: FAIL ASSHAT ROFLAWLZ

  114. wycheck89yo says:

    YES! Like how Atheists totally believe that they are 100% correct and anybody who doesn’t believe what they believe is stupid. Atheists are the most arrogant religious nuts on the planet, and they are completely oblivious to the fact that they are the one thing that they claim to hate.

    And yes, Atheism is a religion.

  115. wycheck89yo says:

    Wow you took one person’s plea for respect and totally shot him down! You’re a prick! What ever happened to equality and a fellowship of man? I’m agnostic, so I’m not siding with anybody here and saying one’s beliefs are right, but I’m definitely seeing that the Christians posting on this site are a lot more respectful than the Atheists. I’d venture to guess that most of the Atheists posting are in their early teens and still think they know everything. Maybe when you’re older, you’ll see that just because you don’t like something doesn’t mean it doesn’t deserve your respect. You have the same brain as a skin head. Do you not see how closed minded you are all being? Grow up, kids.

  116. Drom says:

    Hmmm… ” God’s Servant”, eh?

    I guess that means you do his laundry, wipe his ass, and generally do the meanial housework around Heaven. How nice for you.

    Bet its a bitch getting those blood stains outta his diapers.

    John 4:17
    Verily I say unto you, sniffith not the Lord’s diapers, for His racing stripe doth stinkith.

  117. wycheck89yo says:

    Also Buddha (there’s an H in the word, but since you’re a religious scholar, I’m sure you knew that) isn’t mutually exclusive. Buddhism can co-exist with most other religions. Actually a mix of Buddhism and Christianity is really laid back and peaceful.

    Maybe you should come to terms with the fact that you are a closed minded anti-Christian bigot and see yourself just like Hitler or the KKK. You straight up hate a group of people for being different than you. You are a horrible person and I hope you open your eyes and see what you really are.

  118. wycheck89yo says:

    Who are you talking to? All of the emotional comments are from Atheists who are bashing Christians.

    Also, I don’t remember the last time someone showed up at my house with photoshopped pictures making fun of something I held very dear to my heart. As I’ve said before, I’m agnostic, so I will not say anybody is right or wrong, but seriously, Atheists, lighten up. You don’t know that there is no God, and even if there isn’t why do you care if someone else believes in him? Maybe their way isn’t “the only way” as you point out, but it is their way. Let them have it.

    Seriously, Atheists. Get over yourselves. Your religion is based on your belief that you know better than everybody else. Keep that in mind before you talk about religion because there is a very high potential that you will come off very offensive and rude. Also, Atheists are way more pushy than Christians. I’d much rather have someone come by and offer to read me the bible and go away peacefully than have someone saying “ROFL JESUS = FAIL LAWLZ” I mean seriously. Just shut up. I realize you’re all too young to care (guessing everybody posting Jesus jokes is under 30. Am I right?), but I’ll venture to guess that in 10 years, you’ll look back on how you were in 2008 and want to kick your own ass for being an idiot.

  119. wycheck89yo says:

    You guys talk about Christians like they’re pushy assholes, but look at the comments here. This guys says “hell is real” and posts a Bible verse, and you all insult him. What did he say that’s so bad? I understand that you don’t agree with him, and that’s perfectly fine. You don’t have to.

    I thought the one thing that this country had going for it was equality. We’re color blind. We accept gays and are fighting for gay marriage. We mingle with people of all cultures and are careful not to be offensive to anybody. So why is it suddenly cool to openly insult Christians? I guess humanity is so full of hate that we can’t be nice to someone without pissing on someone else.

    Don’t try to justify yourselves by saying you know of some Christians doing bad stuff. Two wrongs don’t make a right. Live and let live, people. Seriously.

  120. wycheck89yo says:

    *sigh* the only pissed off posts are from Atheists and me (agnostic). I think these pics are funny as hell, but the anti-christian comments are offensive. I think if there is a God and Jesus is looking down on us, he’d think these were funny too. Read the comments again. I don’t see any comments where a Christian is insulting anybody or calling anybody stupid. But the Atheists… omg! What a sorry sad bunch of assholes you’re making your religion out to be. FYI: ATHEISM IS A RELIGION. If you don’t understand that simple concept, then you’re probably 13 and I’m sorry for arguing with you. Go do your homework or ride your bike or something.

  121. wycheck89yo says:

    Thank you Sanjay. Your heart is in the right place. I’m agnostic too, and it makes me sad to see my fellow man being discriminated against so openly.

  122. Dodge Hattrick says:

    A lack of shame is not what is ruining the planet, it’s religion, all of it. By the way, if you are proud of your belief then why do you post as anonymous?

  123. jeff says:

    i concur 100%.

  124. Dodge Hattrick says:

    Gee, thanks for the nearsighted insight, go talk to yourself and I will be thinking for you ok.

  125. Anonymous says:

    Well since we’re anal about someones spelling, maybe we should be anal about YOUR history. Christianity IS incompatible with all religions. Only one true god right? And for the record Hitler MAY have been an atheist (which he wasn’t), but the tool he used was religion. Not all of the atheist responding are a$$holes. Only the people without the acceptance that what you do is your own business, as long as you don’t infringe on my right to not believe. I don’t need or want your belief system. Also, atheism is by definition NOT A RELIGION. It is lack of belief. The few comments on here I did see were from christians telling all else to stfu, not the other way around. Bty, the images were F’ing hilarious. PEACE

  126. AgedP says:

    First, atheism is not a religion. Only religious wankers who can’t see out of their own religiously-based frame assume that. It is the philosophy that there are no gods.

    Second, atheists have every right to be angered by the aforementioned religious wankers insisting that their particular fairy tales should replace sense and science. It doesn’t matter what you believe – worship a can of tuna if it makes you feel better – just leave the children’s stories at home. Particularly, the nonsense the “all laws are based on the ten commandments” needs to stop. Sure, theft and murder are bad – even the Code of Hammurabi identifies those. But graven images? Coveting neighbor’s goods/wives? Those are thoughtcrimes at best, and suitable for punishment only under an Orwellian regime.

    Third, assuming that as people grow older that they’ll fall in line with your beliefs is utter nonsense.

  127. b. crocker says:

    arrogance plus one heaping cup of ignorance
    stir vigorously
    pour on internet until it hardens

    enjoy and share with friends

  128. Anonymous says:

    …or Americans

  129. Anonymous says:

    reâ‹…liâ‹…gion /rɪˈlɪdÊ’É™n/ ,noun
    1. a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, esp. when considered as the creation of a superhuman agency or agencies, usually involving devotional and ritual observances, and often containing a moral code governing the conduct of human affairs.
    2. a specific fundamental set of beliefs and practices generally agreed upon by a number of persons or sects: the Christian religion; the Buddhist religion.
    3. the body of persons adhering to a particular set of beliefs and practices: a world council of religions.
    4. the life or state of a monk, nun, etc.: to enter religion.
    5. the practice of religious beliefs; ritual observance of faith.
    6. something one believes in and follows devotedly; a point or matter of ethics or conscience: to make a religion of fighting prejudice.

    Beliefs and practices. Tell me which practices do all atheists follow that would preclude it being called a religion? I don’t get up every morning and say “I’m so proud of being an atheist”. And beliefs? Atheism is a lack of belief, not a set of beliefs. Since it is a negative proposition, it cannot be a belief. You can’t logically say “I believe the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe is that there is no god”.

    The only possible definition of the above you could use to say that atheism is a religion is number 6, and that only works if you go around devotedly telling people that their belief in god is wrong. I don’t. I am secure enough in my own skin. Yet, I am definately an atheist. One who is a little older than your bike-riding stereotype and would rather ignore god and his/her believers than confront them.

    If you want to believe (or be unsure in your case), fine. But don’t be so quick to stereotype. It makes you just as bad as the people you rant against.

  130. Bollo says:

    But the good thing about atheists is that they are all completely the same and have exactly the same views and attitudes about everything as each other which is why you are able to generalise about them and be right 100% of the time, right?

  131. Damon says:

    You need a fucking spellcheck!

    And a fucking sense of humor.

    And maybe some fucking balls.

    Fucking anonymous.

  132. Anonymous says:

    oh god here we go with the anit american blah blah blah

    when was the last time you went to the moon, had the top 11 universities in the world the most olympic golds and medals all around, you know what. The rest of the world isn’t even trying. We’ve made as many advancments in the past 200 years than most of the world has made in the past 2000. and you know what, we are funny, so screw you.

  133. Anonymous says:

    Actually, in case you didn’t know the KKK justified a lot of the things they did in the name of the Christian “God.” Like burning religious crosses on the lawns of African Americans. You used a terrible example.

  134. Anonymous says:

    I just came in my mouth.

  135. Anonymous says:

    Another Awesome video!!!

  136. Timid&friendly says:

    I quite agree ;-)

  137. Anonymous says:

    you may believe that Jesus wasn’t our savior, but you can’t say that he is fictional. There are more records of His existence than that of any other historical figure from the time.

  138. Timid&friendly says:

    The biggest problem with religon, is the followers. The fact that the believers *&^% it up every time doesn’t negate the truth that the followers attempt to abide by.

    The truth remains the truth even if the so-called believer hijack the faith for their own purposes.

    At the end of the day everyone will stand before their maker, and has the chance to explain what they did with the life and why.

    God has got a great sense of humour and doesn’t need anyone to defend Him LOL. But it is handy to remind each other that, you harvest what you sow.
    Might be a good idea to make sure that your sowing something positive. You got one life and it’s over very quick, enjoy it, have a laugh and some fun, but make sure you use it well.

    Your appointment with the BIG-G might be closer than you think!

  139. Green Artichoke says:

    Cheers Kat! Well said.

  140. Timid&friendly says:


  141. Anonymous says:

    And for what? The cost of the deaths of people in the rest of the world? So fucking what if America has all those pointless things? It doesn’t change the fact that the country is shit.

  142. Agnostic says:

    To say atheism is a religion is like saying amorality is ethical – by definition, the statement is nonsense. I’m not an atheist personally, but given the choice between the two I wouldn’t put my trust in the follower of an organized religion. You monotheists, of the Judio-Christian-Islamic tradition, are the worst: Thou shalt not kill! (Except when it suits you?) Love thy neighbour! (Except when he’s different?) Turn the other cheek! (Bomb the fuck out of them?) When is the last time you hypocrates practiced what you preach?

    Jesus made some pretty enlightened statements. Pity they’ve been so rarely put into practice.

  143. Judas says:

    Hey, thanks Jesus, sorry for betraying you and all…. I have a question though, if you could heal people and shit, why in the name of all that is holy (your dad) didnt you heal yourself? That whole cross thing, that must have just sucked.

  144. Timid&friendly says:

    It’s called respect! Respecting even those you totally disagree with!
    You can not and must not force a faith on anyone. It has to be a personal choice. You have to give room to non-believers to express their selves, (even God allows that), and remember they are responsible for their own choices and actions and will eventually give account for them.

    We believers just have to make sure our own choices and actions are constructive and not destructive.

  145. Jesus says:

    It was something about having to die for your sins cos if I didn’t do that you wouldn’t be able to be forgiven for them.

    To be honest I find it all kinda hard to follow and it doesn’t entirely make sense to me either, but when the old man explained it it sounded convincing so I went along with it.

  146. Super Dude says:

    I’m a Christian and I take my religion seriously. But this was just way too funny to not laugh at. I wasn’t offended at all, and if anything, this made my day!

  147. Judas says:

    That’s probably the most reasonable thing I’ve ever read from a ‘believer’. Nice.

  148. lethaljesus says:

    that’s my version

  149. Jorge says:

    That was the most intelligent comment I’ve ever read on here.

  150. Blithe says:

    O to live in a world without generalizations…

  151. Mykl says:

    You can not and must not force a faith on anyone.

    Really? Explain The Crusades then or Christian missionaries

  152. Anonymous says:

    The tooth fairy was right about good oral hygiene. Doesn’t mean she exists.

  153. Joel says:

    You seem quite irate and I think I see why. It seems that you are confused as to the difference between ridiculing ideas and ridiculing people. It is a perfectly healthy thing to discuss ideas, and sometimes when the ideas are found to be nonsensical and without merit and yet they persist (due to the way our brains work), they deserve ridicule. Ideally, the ideas are being attacked, which is fine as no-one gets hurt and viewpoints are expressed freely.
    If some people choose to be offended by the fact that ideas they hold dear are being attacked, then that is their choice, but they should not assume to bully free-thinkers into silence with pleas of religious immunity, as religion has done nothing to earn a free pass when it comes to critical analysis. They should, however, ask themselves why it is that they feel uncomfortable when their non-evidence-based beliefs are ridiculed as being illogical. Or they could take it as an opportunity to test the strength of their faith.
    Side note: atheism is not a religion. Calling it one is like calling bald a hair colour. You can not generalise atheists into one group as the label only refers to someone with a lack of any convincing reason to believe in supernatural beings. All other facets of their personalities could be completely different.

  154. Anonymous says:

    Let go of your superstitions and you will have a happier life. They are not justified in this post-scientific world and seem to be a terrible source of unnecessary fears.

  155. Joel says:

    “The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one” – George Bernard Shaw

  156. Joel says:

    Should critical-thought and freedom of expression end when physical violence is threatened? Learn some history.

  157. Amelia says:

    Is the only one founded FOUNDED upon the moral basis of human rights, individual choice and responsibility, and respect for your fellow man.
    Like with believers being what is wrong with religion
    So many Americans are what is wrong with America.


  158. Anonymous says:

    lol you’re a retard.

  159. Anonymous says:

    remember to put ‘em in feet first so you can watch and enjoy their facial expressions!

  160. Kevin says:

    That’s the American Dental Association. They exist.

  161. Green Artichoke says:

    That’s fantastic Doober!

  162. Samus says:

    Jesus is a FAKE. The myths you accept to be true are as reality based as the idea that Elvis is still alive, that a real giant named Paul Bunion chopped down 40 trees with one swing, or that Pecos Bill really rides on catfish and tornadoes. Jesus is just a Jewish folklore. Sure there was probably a real man named Jesus that was made into the folk hero but you don’t follow the real man that taught real things. You follow a overinflated myth. Religion is proof that humans originated from monkeys. What other creature would believe something as stupid?

  163. Anonymous says:

    well, then Jesus should tolerate this and forgive those who made this site. Also “if you dare”? Is it a pop-up version of the Bible or something?

  164. Bill says:

    America? Moral? Those words together in the same sentence? How moral was it when the Native Americans were forced off of their land?

    That being asked…this was HILARIOUS. I had tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard.

    If you liked the Bible, you may also enjoy:
    -Aesop’s Fables
    -Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes
    -other books telling you what to do and how to live your life

    I think it’s time we get over whatever has been done in the past and start worrying about what the future holds. I was raised Roman Catholic and as early as grade school I was already starting to realize how ridiculous religion is. On paper religion is great, hell, so is Communism…but it obviously doesn’t work when trying to live strictly by the rules. What’s good for the goose is not good for the gander. We need to stop worrying about what everyone believes and start accepting everyone for who they are. Then and only then will we start to see some light being shed on our futures.

    I never knock another’s religion. I only question. I don’t expect answers to these question. I only ask so that you’ll think about them and come up with a real reason to believe. Just because your parents tell you it’s true doesn’t mean you have to believe it. It’s time we start thinking for ourselves and not believing things just because the stories are old.

    I leave you with a quote:

    “They must find it difficult…those that have taken authority as the truth rather than truth as the authority.” -Gerald Massey

  165. Eggs Ackley says:

    Explain the Crusades…? How about after 400+ years of Muslim aggression, Christians finally got tired of turning the other cheek. After umpteen generations all saying “Hey stop raping our women, killing our children, and stealing all our stuff,” wouldn’t you get a little ticked off? Do yourself a favor and bypass all the politically correct B.S. you’re being spoonfed and find out for yourself how it all came down..

    By the way, Christian missionaries don’t go in and wholesale slaughter anyone who won’t conform, like some other preposterous religious cult I could name…

  166. Eggs Ackley says:

    Being agnostic myself, I always get either amused or terrified whenever religion pops up. There is nothing more incendiary than when a conversation turns to religion. Throughout history, religion has been at the heart of almost all wars.

    Having traveled to over 30 countries, mostly 3rd world shitholes, I quickly learned there are two topics you need to avoid at all costs, religion and politics. When you eliminate those two obstacles to rational thought, you find that we’re all simply human, and every one of us has all the same basic wants, needs, and desires. But, bring up one of those two subjects in the wrong place or at the wrong time, and your chances of survival can decrease significantly.

    I often wonder, if every believer of all the different faiths tend to think their God of choice is the “one true God,” then there must be a whole lot of disappointed dead people that got to the end of the road just to find out they spent their entire lives paying homage to the wrong guy…

  167. Eggs Ackley says:

    The Bible has a lot of good lessons in there about how one should govern his life, but it’s terribly outdated. Not only that, but it was written, revised numerous times, and translated (or mis-translated), into countless languages, by men, You know, those big burly humans that like to sit around a fire, drink mead and talk shit ’till the wee hours.

    Have you ever gone into work one morning and told a co-worker a story about someone? That guy tells someone else, who tells someone else, and so on and so on. Then about lunchtime someone tells the story back to you. You can recognize trace elements of your original story, but every one who relayed it had to add their own editorial comments along the way, to the point where the original story you told is almost unrecognizable. That’s simply human nature. Now, if that can happen during the course of a morning at work, what do you think 2000+ years of swapping Bible tales has done?

    Thirty or forty years ago I read a book I believe was called “The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross,” or something like that. Its author claimed he had uncovered the origins of Christianity. It was supposedly founded by an orgiastic mushroom-eating cult that consumed so many psychedelic mushrooms and got so high that they… well, saw God.

    Knowing how humans behave, that’s an entirely more believable theory than the one we’ve been fed all our lives.

  168. Kafir says:

    After the earthquake in pakistan guess who went to help the familes there? Christian groups! Only condition for the families to recieve food and other supplies was to convert to christianism!! What if they said no?? No food, no shelter, no water, etc! How moral is that??

    Anytime some catastrophe like this happens in non – christian countries, the first to arrive are the christians… the aid is NEVER free, no YOU have to accept JESUS first!

    So shut the f**k up ackley! You’re nothing but a very arrogant, hypocrite, ignorant person… Don’t act like christianism is perfect, that’s hypocresy. NO RELIGION is free of violence, killing, rape, etc. ALL pf them have VERY dirty things to hide, some have been better hidden than others, that’s all! Most religions have very dark ugly pasts and even dirtier presents, so shut the hell up!

    To those who found the images offensive (yes, I’m talking about you, religious fanatics) : Grow up! This is the internet, don’t try to push your ideas on others, don’t be a facist pice of s**t! Stop the silly ”you’ll go hell, may god fogive you” threats they’re so uncool and childish, plus no one really listens to you. One last thing… FUCK OFF!

  169. Kafira says:

    I totally agree on this one, one of the very few smart replies I have read here so far, so true, Bill.

  170. Kafira says:

    Nah, republican jesus, black jesus and easter jesus must be the best! Oh who am I tricking, all of them are hella funny in their very own special way!

  171. jimmy says:


  172. Anonymous says:

    um wait… they slaughtered untold numbers of people that wouldn’t reform to Christianity (torturing most of them) because they were tired of being oppressed? Wow… talk about lashing out… And you think that is a misconception that’s spoon fed to us? Dont you think the most powerful church in history would have done a little PR work to make sure they weren’t made out to be the evil fucks that people have found out they were??

    Hell, even the ROOT WORD for religion means control. Maybe the ones that are thinking through this stuff (and not sitting on a pew every Sunday to have the bible read at them) are not the ones being spoon fed…

    Religion = Fail.

  173. Bordiss says:

    I dont mind you having a belief or even having a belief that is based on thin air but dont try to argue it logically. You will fail epically.
    Just go “yeah, I know its kinda silly, but its all I have” just man up.

    Im also not a fan of beating up the bible. I think anyone that actually reads it (in its 500th translation) will realize there is no way you can trust it.
    …and if you dont get that, then you are very likely in that group of people that cant handle reality and have to ‘put it all on Jesus’. That in itself is an AMAZINGLY powerful mental state, and also very very stupid.

    I also hate when people use an object to defend that object… “Jesus is good because the bible tells me so” wait, is the bible the book that holds ALL of the known info on jesus? Doesnt sound biased at all…

  174. 1halo1 says:

    This is proof that humans orginated from monkeys and it explains our stupidity.
    What I’d like to know is what are you? Are you descendent like the rest of us or something entirely different?

  175. drifter says:

    hahaha. excellent.
    I agree with what the person down said,
    “The tooth fairy was right about good oral hygiene. Doesn’t mean she exists.”
    but you have to let people be and let them believe in what they want.
    everyone needs some hope.

  176. anonymous says:

    there are no atheists in fox holes…


  177. JEN says:

    What gets me is that people complain that they find it offensive but you know they read EVERY ONE!! So doesn’t that make them hypocrites? Just sayin…

  178. caitlin says:

    good one

  179. Anonymous says:

    it was a good one, caps lock isn’t cruise control for cool or make you correct. sarcasm however makes women sigh for your prick in the mere presence of you. keep it up and you’ll have me soon enough *wink*

  180. What What In The Butt? says:

    Yea… I’m glad your mom forgave me for bricking in her mouth last night.

  181. What What In The Butt? says:

    I know some people that said they found you. Where were you hiding?

  182. What What In The Butt? says:

    May the rest of the world forgive you for using ‘u’ in place of a real word.

  183. Green Artichoke says:

    And for not using “have”.

  184. Anonymous says:

    what what – you just made my night! seriously i sprayed shit out of my nose laughing so hard when i read that

  185. nokia says:


  186. Anonymous says:

    why do you hate america?

  187. Anonymoussss says:

    Then said the lord, “Thou shalt offend easily, both in the being and the doing; for in order to do, thou must feign to be offended.”

    Then, as spoke in the Book of Microsoftusula, he went to the internets, and he went there through a series of tubes. And he came there, and came there again, many times, for it is written. It is written that the lord had a degree in electrical engineering and communications, by which he was able to understand the electrical dynamics and science-derived technologies by which to spread his message against Science and its evil brethren who would mock the word of the word of the word…of the lord.

    And while he was there unloading his pent up aggression toward a secular society, he realized he was an idiot for commenting on message boards no one reads except internet narcissists, and he clicked on his porn tab and went away from there, and came somewhere else. And with his staff he struck milk from the underside of the desk, as he spoke, “Giggity giggity, arghhhughhahh.”

    Thus saith the lord.

  188. Green Artichoke says:

    If you actually believed that you’d just pray it. Why have you taken the time to type it out unless you want to look holier than the rest of us? That is the sin of pride.
    I don’t pray for you.

  189. Anonymous says:

    May God forgive what u done here. This is harsh !

  190. Tom Cruise says:

    You all are missing the point… Scientology rules! We never killed/tortured/raped anyone in its name….

    P.S. Scientology rules!

  191. jesus says:

    im FAKE!

  192. Will says:


  193. Will says:


  194. Norman says:

    It is refreshing to see someone making fun of silly religious stuff. Particularly Christian crap. Jesus? Holy? Worship? Evolve people! Rational people do not believe in the supernatural. Think about it, Jesus could no more walk on water than Harry Potter could fly on a broom.

  195. Anonymous says:

    its amazing that Jesus is the only one that is ever made fun of, he was the son of God and we ridicule and poke fun of him….he is the only way to salvation and you make fun of him…..blasphemy!!! Just plain Blasphemy!!!!
    Imagine the rage and frustration the Muslims would experience if you made fun of Mohamed?? Or if you made fun of Budda?

    Why is everyone always picking on Jesus, the son of God the only God who is full of Grace, mercy and Love???

    I think our generations need to smarten up, and seek the repentance and forgiveness of the only one who can forgive

  196. Davo says:

    I’ll simplify it kids: anyone who follows any religion is a fucking idiot

  197. That Jackass says:

    I really liked the ” love jesus or fucking kill you” picture

  198. Anonymous says:

    Im sure Jesus meant well when he sent that tsunami

  199. Mister Blisterfists says:

    I Intelligently Designed this one:


  200. Ellis says:

    Nice original site.
    I am from Sudan and too poorly know English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: “Asda travel for cheap flights, airline tickets and low cost flights.”

    Best regards :) , Ellis.

  201. Anonymous says:

    What about big butter jesus outside of Dayton, Ohio?

  202. Anonymous says:

    Jesus had an extra testical ?—– I never knew that … whatever next

  203. Andrew Harding says:

    This is cool because ive seen the one with Jesus carved in the sand. Ocean city Md baby

  204. Keith says:

    The only thing that would make this better is an appearance by the Jesus from the Battle Pope comic, Hawaiian shirt and all.

  205. Anonymous says:

    religion is a form of crowd control. it keeps the stupid in line and makes them easier to govern. all religions have this in common everyone on the same page and everyone act the same way

  206. iPedro says:

    I had to sign up just to give you a big HIGH FIVE for that post!

  207. Anonymous says:

    oh come on, the black ones are just wrong

  208. TowelBoy says:

    Jesus is coming! Grab a towel!

  209. spaceraptor says:

    jesus was an extraterrestrial lol

  210. Anonymous says:


  211. ddd101 says:

    you can all go screw yourselves!!! thats so messed up to post those pictures

  212. Funny Bunny says:

    Love the “Glory Hole Jesus” light switch. So wrong in so many ways.

    Have fun while you can. 2012

  213. Anonymous says:

    I aploigize on behalf of the Kingdom of God for individuals that have suffered hypercricts. Individuals that have been preached legalism amd rountines. God is not a God of the law he’s a God of law. “My people that love me follow my commandments” see even Jesus said himself that you need love before you can do anything else! Jesus loves and died for us all. I myself have feel victim to judging others and following after commandments when there was no love, but I am redeemed Jesus’s love is bigger than any sin in my life or any law that I was taught at my old church. He has made the things of him the desires of my heart! He wants you to feel his love for him. He wants you to see his truth and his glory and his majesty.

  214. crazedchef says:


    Assholes at Holy Taco…I could not make it past the Easter bunny one without truly being offended.

    You are damn lucky we are Christians…try this with Muhammad you assholes…those crazy infidels will show you to fuck with someones deity. You know I don’t agree with what they did after the cartoons showed up in the Denmark Paper, but I feel the same about you bunch of cock knockers, I wish a Fatwa would be placed upon your heads.

    Fuck you Holy Taco.

  215. Anonymoustoo says:

    Minor note: The quote from below was a reference that Abraham Lincoln made from Proverbs 17:28 in the Bible. In fact, the reference has been made by many famous people in history (i.e. – Socrates, Benjamin Franklin).
    Anonymous Says:
    November 10th, 2008 at 06:03 pm

    “It is better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt”

    -abraham lincoln

  216. João says:

    I’m from Brazil, so, I’ll answer you in portguese:

    Vai se fuder filho de uma puta, que imbecilidade, quanta ignorância. Relaxa meu camarada, certamente tem alguém te esperando lá embaixo.

    Não precisa faltar com o respeito só porque ELE mandou que nos amasse-mos nessa merda de mundo torto e conzento.

  217. Boojum says:

    Actually new evidence shows the Muslims encroached onto land owned by Europeans but not in the interest of spreading Islam no it was for the reason all wars are started…MONEY and the means to acquire more.

    The Crusades were a trade war and religion was a convenient recruiting tool and if religion were not around then race would have been used or something else. I mean would you rush off to risk a horribly painful demise just to make some fat feudal lord boning your village’s hot chicks more wealthy?

    Not unless Jesus made it okay. Man it’s funny to hear people say “man them there muslims think they gonna git 75 virgins in heaven if they kill themselfs killin amuricuns? whut kinda idiot would believe that?”

    Gee i dunno maybe your great, great, great, great, great, great ad infintum grandfather who was slaughtering Muslims and Jews in the 9th century thinking he’d get forgiveness from raping peasant girls?

    History reboots.

  218. Jimbob says:

    In theory religions teach peace and tolerance. In practice it’s a way of mind control telling you how to act, how to think. Christians hate gays, muslims hate just about everyone. I don’t believe that is peaceful or tolerant in any form. I’m not religious but I don’t tell people how to live their lives or discriminate for any reason. In a way I’m more of a christian than most christians!

  219. Anonymous says:

    Not all Christians hate. Quit painting us all with the same brush. If you Atheists really believed all the crap you are spewing you wouldn’t be trying to convince everyone else that what you believe is right.

  220. Jesus says:

    LOL you guys kill me!
    oh wait..

  221. blah says:

    Preachers need to be deconverted or they look like fools. Stop looking like a fool

  222. Steve says:

    Holy shit, that’s go to be the funniest thread I have read in a long time.

    Believe what you like, pray to whom you choose, but do not preach to those who do not believe. Find fulfilment in life, not in the promise of an afterlife.

    God squad, you have been panned. Epic fail. :D

  223. God says:

    Do you even understand why my son hates hockey?
    He’s always gettin nailed to the boards!

  224. wiseabove.blogspot.com says:

    God blessa youse -Fr. Sarducci, ol SNL

  225. Glenn says:

    Actually… Anyone practicing the arrogant intolerance that you do, is a fucking idiot.

  226. Glenn Is Stoopid! says:

    woot! Religious intolerance FTW!

  227. Anonymous says:

    Reading this made my head hurt. You have the worst grammar I have ever seen. Preachers need to be educated or they look like fools. Stop looking like a fool.

  228. Anonymous says:

    hey dumbass ever been in a foxhole? believe you me there are plenty of atheists in foxholes, especially after watching what people can do to one another.

  229. Buddy Ice says:

    Jesus and Ghostbusters … that’s A+, radical shit.

  230. Anonymous says:

    Where is Stormtrooper Jesus and/or Jesus Fett?

  231. Blake says:


  232. Anonymous says:

    Jesus Shaves!

  233. Pratik says:

    I’m surprised Buddy Ice hasn’t commented more on the Buddy Jesus from Dogma.

  234. Anonymous says:


  235. Those are pretty awesome.

  236. Mary Jo says:

    I really appreciate what you said here.I love Jesus too and it deeply saddens me to see Him mocked and degraded.

  237. Kevin says:

    I am a follower of Jesus. I found most everything here offensive.

    I agree that many terrible things have been done in Jesus’ name. I hate the fact that Bush and others use christian language and imagry to justify the killing of innocents. I hate that so-called christians bomb abortion clinics.

    However, read Jesus’ words for yourself. Jesus was about peace. Jesus was about tolerance. Jesus was about forgiveness. Read His words – if you dare.

  238. Anonymous says:


    That’s not very Christian like to make threats. Oh wait
    Christian Protestants/Evangelicals have had a rich history in censoring or complaining about ideas they didn’t like.

    The idea of original sin is unfair and coercive. What sort of sacrifice is it for an immortal god to come to earth but then return home heaven? As he sits at the right hand of his father, he is awaiting his return to earth. Someday. He told his disciples he would return in their lifetimes, their generation.

    The best thing Jesus said was “love your neighbor as yourself.”

    But was Jesus the son of whatever thing created the universe? Come on. Then again, Jesus the historical man didn’t invent the religion of Christianity.

    Catholicism grew and the church shared power with monarchies by giving kings legitimacy to rule over people. Sure, it’s good to be the king, but wtf makes the king so special? The church says that god has proclaimed that he is special.

    Early Christianity used to involve the belief in reincarnation. But Catholic Bishops cut that out of the god story. because you can’t control people unless you have something “on them” and that a made up story that because Adam and Eve sinned, you were born a sinner, condemned to hell, but your only chance to escape your fate, you only hope, is to believe a story about Jesus being a god.


  239. Tiberius says:

    My favorite Jesus depiction is in Jesus: In the Name of the Gun. It’s hardcore.


    Any comic that has Jesus teaming up with Time-Travelling Ernest Hemmingway to assassinate Hitler is a hit in my book.

  240. Jareth H says:

    i dont care what any of you think erevyone has the right to there own opion wheather or wheather not you beleve in jesus

  241. Anonymous says:

    yeah… and we thought muslims were the only ones going nuts when seeing cartoons of their religion… way to go christians!

  242. Anonymous says:

    What about this one?

  243. Saint Patrick says:

    dont you think jesus would have an ultra sense of humor? maybe not god though, he spites people in the first testament =(

  244. Scott says:

    Great post!!!

    I LOVE anything that gives rabid christians a chance to show the world how nasty they are.

    …and they say Atheists have no morals LOL!!!

  245. Liz says:

    best blog post EVER

  246. Anonymous says:

    Hilarious Video of Jesus pissing on Jehovas whiteness’

  247. anada says:

    i was shocked.
    although i’m non-Catholics from Asia.
    stop desecrating Jesus or u must be cursed!

  248. Anonymous says:

    HOLY CRAP EVERYONE! Chill out… Its all good…

  249. Sanjay says:

    I feel disgusted at this page and I am not even a christian. I was born a hindu and turned agnostic and yet I feel that people should not ridicule anyone’s belief or religion.

  250. Jack says:

    It makes me laugh when people complain about this sorta stuff, it is amazing, and some of it hilarious, all someone has done is bought a bunch of the pictures together for people who enjoy this sort of humor.
    Great post, was good, and dont listen to all the pissed off religious people, they just love to complain

  251. Anonymous says:

    These are fockin’ hilarious. All of them!

  252. God's Servent says:

    The funny part is that, all of you are so lost!, and you don’t know it. i just pray that GOD’S mercy be with all of you, on the Day of Judgement!. HELL IS REAL!!! WATCH OUT!!!

    2 Timothy 3:1-9
    1 But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. 2 People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, 3 without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, 4 treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God– 5 having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with them.

  253. Mukphly says:

    At least all you people that are so bent over this didn’t have the originator of this blog knocking on your door & making you look at it. So relax, drink some wine, & for god’s sake quit with the thinking that your way is the only way. (pun intended)

  254. Cadbury Corporation says:

    We insist that you remove the offensive portrayal of the Easter Bunny at once.

  255. Jesus says:

    OMG. I LOL’ed. And all those moral assholes out there: GTFO.

  256. Anonymous says:

    totally wrong you should be ashamed!

  257. Gabriel says:

    lol :) ))) too too funny :) ) I like the Obama version :)

  258. Saetian says:

    Jesus was a psychopomp who got kicked out of the Void for being a narcissistic fucknut.

  259. Timid&friendly says:

    O Man Some funny stuff!!!

    I’m a Christian, but still find lots of these very funny. Yeah sure there are some that are just created to shock, but hey, that’s not the first time it’s happened and it won’t be the last.

    Lots of “Artists”, deem themselves “creative” because the are able to shock. Some people have no respect for others, true, and works from both categories have been shown and those I chose not to look at further, but there was also so very very funny stuff.

    A lot of my fellow believer do get caught up in clichés and that’s a shame, so let’s not throw the baby out with the bath water… … At the end of the day all these funny people get the chance to explain there Joke to Jesus personally… Let Him be the judge!

  260. Anonymous says:

    LOL great.

    That light switch one took me a second… I thought: “weird… creepy light switch”… then I noticed where the switch was in reference to Jesus’ body…

    Someone turned on Jesus! :P

  261. Anonymous says:

    Excellent! ROFL

    A good post.. I don’t care who gets offended…. :p

  262. Anonymous says:

    Don’t forget Jerkoff Jesus:

  263. Anonymous says:

    Don’t worry about making fun, he never existed.


  264. Buddy Jesus says:

    If god didn’t have a sense of humor he wouldn’t have given us the duckbilled platypus, Chris Farley, or Sarah Palin

  265. Anonymous says:

    You need a fucking labotomy!

  266. Anonymous says:

    Sorry, but whether religion is real or not, it’s fairly easy to see that it has cause some of the largest turmoils in the history of the human race. Personally I am agnostic, but I try to keep a realistic perspective on others opinions.

    I’m fine with people believing in a religion, for some people that’s all they have to live for, but when it results in the murder of countless innocents in the name of a “God” then that’s where things need to be stopped. ie: The Crusades (good one Christianity)

    Religion gave the human race something to dream for and to believe. There have been times in history in which religion has done wonderful things for the greater population of the world. Sadly those days are for the most part long since over-with.

    It’s time to stop segregating between people who have minor differences. It’s time to look at the world as one, and work in a manner which will progress our race.

  267. Willy says:

    The only one that bothered the be-jesus out of me was light switch jesus, fucking creepy.

  268. NoJustice says:

    This is brilliant! do you see any fucking complaints? not really, do you see a news story about it, no, do you see a fucking war over it? Fuck no. I found this funny and im not religous either but at least christians dont bitch about it, if this were muhammad, there would be mass fucking murder and news stories because muslims lost their humor since someone fucking stepped on their carpet with shoes on.

  269. Jesus says:

    Guys, I’m cool with this so just chill, ok?

  270. myxalot says:

    funny… but i like the last one… >:D


  271. Anonymous says:

    holy shit this blog was developed in Drupal!

  272. Anonymous says:

    this was awesome. republican jesus is the best. so funny

  273. Anony Mous says:

    Too many “serious” posts here. Let’s set aside our differences so we can just sit down and laugh at humorous depictions of someone who may or may not be the martyred bastard child of God. I like the one were his penis is an erect light-switch next to two young children. Laughed my ass off, and then put it back on just in time to laugh at the comic book.

  274. Green Artichoke says:


  275. Green Artichoke says:

    Nothing is ever “all good”; that’s a dumb and over used statement.

  276. Anonymous says:

    christians take their religion so lightly….

  277. Minitrue says:

    I don’t get it… Who’s Jesus?

  278. GOD says:

    I’m proud of my son. But he’s a bit nerdy… that’s why people make fun of him
    Woo Blasfemy ROCKS!
    The funniest ticket to hell …
    While you’re masturbating to this blog, Jesus is going down on your mom

  279. this is a good jesus says:

    this is jesus enjoying christmas


  280. Anonymous says:

    Big Butter Jesus,
    Sweet Cream Jesus
    O country fresh Jesus
    Unsalted Jesus
    O Promise Jesus
    Imperial Jesus
    Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
    O-le-o Lord

    Thanks Heywood Banks!
    It’s a great song
    Search for it! Try bobandtom.com

  281. skrewed_187@hotmail.com says:

    Jesus is my baby’s daddy

  282. jeff says:

    Jesus is awesome. The Crusades were a mistake. No one ever said Christians were perfect, but I guess everyone seems to think they are….weird. I’m hardcore Catholic and very involved in church functions, but I still found most of these at least somewhat amusing. the “love Jesus or He’ll fucking kill you” and “If you’re Jesus and you know it clap your hands” were the best ones

  283. Anonymous says:

    alout of this shit is fucked up