As you probably already know, Jesus is a pretty popular guy. He's so popular, in fact, that he's inspired people from all walks of life to create their very own versions of the Son of God that somehow take him to another level. Here are 40 of them.
This Jesus is watching you masturbate.
It doesn't matter that you can't read this. You know it's awesome just by looking at the drawings of Jesus jumping off the cross and kicking the crap out of people.
fuck you and your "we're more happy than you are". I just had a terrific laugh at these images, and it most likely made me feel happier than you are now, you assbag.
Actually, the opposite is true. Real, living people at least deserve some basic amount of respect (well, aside from Sarah Palin). It's the imaginary, made-up gods that deserve our utmost ridicule! Besides, the Jesus depicted in these comics is entirely fictional, a composite of many different stories passed down in various cultures over the ages. If there ever was a real, living Jesus, we'll never know, but it certainly was not this guy! If I could post a picture of Mohammed making love with Vishnu or something equally "offensive" for these people's made up gods, I would
i dunno guys, maybe we should take 'God's Servent' seriously - I heard that the stuff he said came from a book that some guy wrote, so it's probably true.
I respect your comments on the matter but to you what may seem "fictional" is real in eyes of most of the world. It is very offencive and can make people very uncomfortable. Believe in what you want and respect in other peoples beliefs.
Yeah, a book written by many men over many years with many translations MUST be divine. What else could it be? I'm going to go throw rocks at people I don't agree with in God's name now....
''f only these "artists" used their ability for something good...''
Iff only these Christians would stop building new churches and spend money in countless ways in just spreading the word of God and stop complaining about some innocent Jesus pictures. They could used their time and ability to make the world better ..like God wants too
Jesus found in his heart the courage to forgive Judas for betraying him... ..u seriously think Jesus would denie acces to heaven for a few jokes... u are bitter and scared, u do not understand Jesus.
There are bilions of galaxies, Each galaxy has trillions of stars , Each star can have planets around it . My guess is that there atleast a few million other civilizations.
But Jesus...
There are more religions then planets we occupie, since there can only 1 true religions, the odds get slimmer for Jesus ,Since Jews ,Hindu's, Shinzo's, Muslims ,Bahai's , ect ,ect ,ect all say there THEIR religion is true.
But since there so many religions, chances are slimmer that u would believe in the one true religion.
Its not lack of shame that what made the world today but the abundance of arrogance...
arrogance as in ''im totally sure I believe in the true religion'' arrogance
If you're going to make a point, try not being a troll. I'm not saying I agree or disagree with what you're trying to say, but how you say it weakens your argument and makes it impossible for anybody with any self respect to acknowledge your statement as valid. That makes you a troll. You are in fact a troll and should seriously pull your head out of your ass. Troll.
Or to put it in terms you'll understand: FAIL ASSHAT ROFLAWLZ
YES! Like how Atheists totally believe that they are 100% correct and anybody who doesn't believe what they believe is stupid. Atheists are the most arrogant religious nuts on the planet, and they are completely oblivious to the fact that they are the one thing that they claim to hate.
Wow you took one person's plea for respect and totally shot him down! You're a prick! What ever happened to equality and a fellowship of man? I'm agnostic, so I'm not siding with anybody here and saying one's beliefs are right, but I'm definitely seeing that the Christians posting on this site are a lot more respectful than the Atheists. I'd venture to guess that most of the Atheists posting are in their early teens and still think they know everything. Maybe when you're older, you'll see that just because you don't like something doesn't mean it doesn't deserve your respect. You have the same brain as a skin head. Do you not see how closed minded you are all being? Grow up, kids.
Also Buddha (there's an H in the word, but since you're a religious scholar, I'm sure you knew that) isn't mutually exclusive. Buddhism can co-exist with most other religions. Actually a mix of Buddhism and Christianity is really laid back and peaceful.
Maybe you should come to terms with the fact that you are a closed minded anti-Christian bigot and see yourself just like Hitler or the KKK. You straight up hate a group of people for being different than you. You are a horrible person and I hope you open your eyes and see what you really are.
Who are you talking to? All of the emotional comments are from Atheists who are bashing Christians.
Also, I don't remember the last time someone showed up at my house with photoshopped pictures making fun of something I held very dear to my heart. As I've said before, I'm agnostic, so I will not say anybody is right or wrong, but seriously, Atheists, lighten up. You don't know that there is no God, and even if there isn't why do you care if someone else believes in him? Maybe their way isn't "the only way" as you point out, but it is their way. Let them have it.
Seriously, Atheists. Get over yourselves. Your religion is based on your belief that you know better than everybody else. Keep that in mind before you talk about religion because there is a very high potential that you will come off very offensive and rude. Also, Atheists are way more pushy than Christians. I'd much rather have someone come by and offer to read me the bible and go away peacefully than have someone saying "ROFL JESUS = FAIL LAWLZ" I mean seriously. Just shut up. I realize you're all too young to care (guessing everybody posting Jesus jokes is under 30. Am I right?), but I'll venture to guess that in 10 years, you'll look back on how you were in 2008 and want to kick your own ass for being an idiot.
You guys talk about Christians like they're pushy assholes, but look at the comments here. This guys says "hell is real" and posts a Bible verse, and you all insult him. What did he say that's so bad? I understand that you don't agree with him, and that's perfectly fine. You don't have to.
I thought the one thing that this country had going for it was equality. We're color blind. We accept gays and are fighting for gay marriage. We mingle with people of all cultures and are careful not to be offensive to anybody. So why is it suddenly cool to openly insult Christians? I guess humanity is so full of hate that we can't be nice to someone without pissing on someone else.
Don't try to justify yourselves by saying you know of some Christians doing bad stuff. Two wrongs don't make a right. Live and let live, people. Seriously.
*sigh* the only pissed off posts are from Atheists and me (agnostic). I think these pics are funny as hell, but the anti-christian comments are offensive. I think if there is a God and Jesus is looking down on us, he'd think these were funny too. Read the comments again. I don't see any comments where a Christian is insulting anybody or calling anybody stupid. But the Atheists... omg! What a sorry sad bunch of assholes you're making your religion out to be. FYI: ATHEISM IS A RELIGION. If you don't understand that simple concept, then you're probably 13 and I'm sorry for arguing with you. Go do your homework or ride your bike or something.
A lack of shame is not what is ruining the planet, it's religion, all of it. By the way, if you are proud of your belief then why do you post as anonymous?
Well since we're anal about someones spelling, maybe we should be anal about YOUR history. Christianity IS incompatible with all religions. Only one true god right? And for the record Hitler MAY have been an atheist (which he wasn't), but the tool he used was religion. Not all of the atheist responding are a$$holes. Only the people without the acceptance that what you do is your own business, as long as you don't infringe on my right to not believe. I don't need or want your belief system. Also, atheism is by definition NOT A RELIGION. It is lack of belief. The few comments on here I did see were from christians telling all else to stfu, not the other way around. Bty, the images were F'ing hilarious. PEACE
First, atheism is not a religion. Only religious wankers who can't see out of their own religiously-based frame assume that. It is the philosophy that there are no gods.
Second, atheists have every right to be angered by the aforementioned religious wankers insisting that their particular fairy tales should replace sense and science. It doesn't matter what you believe - worship a can of tuna if it makes you feel better - just leave the children's stories at home. Particularly, the nonsense the "all laws are based on the ten commandments" needs to stop. Sure, theft and murder are bad - even the Code of Hammurabi identifies those. But graven images? Coveting neighbor's goods/wives? Those are thoughtcrimes at best, and suitable for punishment only under an Orwellian regime.
Third, assuming that as people grow older that they'll fall in line with your beliefs is utter nonsense.
re⋅li⋅gion /rɪˈlɪdʒən/ –noun
1. a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, esp. when considered as the creation of a superhuman agency or agencies, usually involving devotional and ritual observances, and often containing a moral code governing the conduct of human affairs.
2. a specific fundamental set of beliefs and practices generally agreed upon by a number of persons or sects: the Christian religion; the Buddhist religion.
3. the body of persons adhering to a particular set of beliefs and practices: a world council of religions.
4. the life or state of a monk, nun, etc.: to enter religion.
5. the practice of religious beliefs; ritual observance of faith.
6. something one believes in and follows devotedly; a point or matter of ethics or conscience: to make a religion of fighting prejudice.
Beliefs and practices. Tell me which practices do all atheists follow that would preclude it being called a religion? I don't get up every morning and say "I'm so proud of being an atheist". And beliefs? Atheism is a lack of belief, not a set of beliefs. Since it is a negative proposition, it cannot be a belief. You can't logically say "I believe the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe is that there is no god".
The only possible definition of the above you could use to say that atheism is a religion is number 6, and that only works if you go around devotedly telling people that their belief in god is wrong. I don't. I am secure enough in my own skin. Yet, I am definately an atheist. One who is a little older than your bike-riding stereotype and would rather ignore god and his/her believers than confront them.
If you want to believe (or be unsure in your case), fine. But don't be so quick to stereotype. It makes you just as bad as the people you rant against.
But the good thing about atheists is that they are all completely the same and have exactly the same views and attitudes about everything as each other which is why you are able to generalise about them and be right 100% of the time, right?
oh god here we go with the anit american blah blah blah
when was the last time you went to the moon, had the top 11 universities in the world the most olympic golds and medals all around, you know what. The rest of the world isn't even trying. We've made as many advancments in the past 200 years than most of the world has made in the past 2000. and you know what, we are funny, so screw you.
Actually, in case you didn't know the KKK justified a lot of the things they did in the name of the Christian "God." Like burning religious crosses on the lawns of African Americans. You used a terrible example.
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November 12th, 2008 at 03:13 am
Or Ramsus :P
November 12th, 2008 at 03:21 am
fuck you and your "we're more happy than you are". I just had a terrific laugh at these images, and it most likely made me feel happier than you are now, you assbag.
November 12th, 2008 at 03:33 am
Actually, the opposite is true. Real, living people at least deserve some basic amount of respect (well, aside from Sarah Palin). It's the imaginary, made-up gods that deserve our utmost ridicule! Besides, the Jesus depicted in these comics is entirely fictional, a composite of many different stories passed down in various cultures over the ages. If there ever was a real, living Jesus, we'll never know, but it certainly was not this guy! If I could post a picture of Mohammed making love with Vishnu or something equally "offensive" for these people's made up gods, I would
November 12th, 2008 at 03:47 am
If jesus died for my sins already, I might as well enjoy them.
November 12th, 2008 at 03:57 am
P.S. Stumbled! :D
Much love and bacon,
Jesus
November 12th, 2008 at 04:46 am
Hear, hear!
November 12th, 2008 at 04:50 am
Bingo! It's probably what it is...
November 12th, 2008 at 05:14 am
GTFO!!!!
November 12th, 2008 at 05:31 am
i dunno guys, maybe we should take 'God's Servent' seriously - I heard that the stuff he said came from a book that some guy wrote, so it's probably true.
November 12th, 2008 at 05:35 am
No sanjay is right, I am OFFENDED and DISGUSTED at the DEMEANING DEPICTIONS of our lord and saviour, Raptor Jesus.
Remember: Raptor Jesus went extinct for our sins.
November 12th, 2008 at 05:42 am
Ashamed??
Why should shame come into it? You should be ashamed of your belief in a fictional character.
November 12th, 2008 at 05:43 am
Servant you moron. ServAnt. Also, jesus is gay.
November 12th, 2008 at 05:40 am
and then eating kitty mush?
November 12th, 2008 at 06:06 am
I respect your comments on the matter but to you what may seem "fictional" is real in eyes of most of the world. It is very offencive and can make people very uncomfortable. Believe in what you want and respect in other peoples beliefs.
November 12th, 2008 at 06:08 am
add to that: "whether" and "believe" and you're all set. Nothing says articulate quite like 3 spelling mistakes in one sentence. Good luck with that.
November 12th, 2008 at 06:16 am
You people never learn do you. Your lack of shame explains much of the world's state today.
November 12th, 2008 at 06:36 am
I'm pretty sure it would have been the Jews who came up with the story behind original sin...
November 12th, 2008 at 06:39 am
Yeah, a book written by many men over many years with many translations MUST be divine. What else could it be? I'm going to go throw rocks at people I don't agree with in God's name now....
November 12th, 2008 at 07:22 am
Actually, if you are going to start nit picking... corrections are in " "
"I" "don't" care what any of you think"," "everyone" has the right to "his or her" own "opinion" "whether" or "" not you "believe" in "Jesus""."
That makes 10.
November 12th, 2008 at 07:50 am
hmmm ... ''it will target your site in a worse way '' ..'' count your website living days from now.''
Hey are u TREATENING there?
November 12th, 2008 at 08:02 am
''f only these "artists" used their ability for something good...''
Iff only these Christians would stop building new churches and spend money in countless ways in just spreading the word of God and stop complaining about some innocent Jesus pictures. They could used their time and ability to make the world better ..like God wants too
November 12th, 2008 at 08:21 am
Ahem, try less than 1/3 of the world. Most of the world does not believe in this particular character.
More than a billion believe in Shiva (Hindus). There are as many (more?) who believe in the teachings of Budda than believe in the teachings of Jesus.
Get over yourself, Christianity is not and will never be the majority of the world.
November 12th, 2008 at 08:32 am
Jesus found in his heart the courage to forgive Judas for betraying him... ..u seriously think Jesus would denie acces to heaven for a few jokes... u are bitter and scared, u do not understand Jesus.
u scene-christian-poser!!
November 12th, 2008 at 08:52 am
Dude... Aliens are more likly then Jesus..
There are bilions of galaxies, Each galaxy has trillions of stars , Each star can have planets around it . My guess is that there atleast a few million other civilizations.
But Jesus...
There are more religions then planets we occupie, since there can only 1 true religions, the odds get slimmer for Jesus ,Since Jews ,Hindu's, Shinzo's, Muslims ,Bahai's , ect ,ect ,ect all say there THEIR religion is true.
But since there so many religions, chances are slimmer that u would believe in the one true religion.
Does this makes sence? =3
November 12th, 2008 at 08:54 am
God does have humor...
He gives us dipshits like KeyBcodeR
November 12th, 2008 at 09:12 am
Its not lack of shame that what made the world today but the abundance of arrogance...
arrogance as in ''im totally sure I believe in the true religion'' arrogance
November 12th, 2008 at 09:13 am
Of course you don't
November 12th, 2008 at 09:19 am
ur a fag hahahahahahhhahaa
November 12th, 2008 at 09:21 am
thank god! ;>
November 12th, 2008 at 09:40 am
If you're going to make a point, try not being a troll. I'm not saying I agree or disagree with what you're trying to say, but how you say it weakens your argument and makes it impossible for anybody with any self respect to acknowledge your statement as valid. That makes you a troll. You are in fact a troll and should seriously pull your head out of your ass. Troll.
Or to put it in terms you'll understand: FAIL ASSHAT ROFLAWLZ
November 12th, 2008 at 09:43 am
YES! Like how Atheists totally believe that they are 100% correct and anybody who doesn't believe what they believe is stupid. Atheists are the most arrogant religious nuts on the planet, and they are completely oblivious to the fact that they are the one thing that they claim to hate.
And yes, Atheism is a religion.
November 12th, 2008 at 09:46 am
Wow you took one person's plea for respect and totally shot him down! You're a prick! What ever happened to equality and a fellowship of man? I'm agnostic, so I'm not siding with anybody here and saying one's beliefs are right, but I'm definitely seeing that the Christians posting on this site are a lot more respectful than the Atheists. I'd venture to guess that most of the Atheists posting are in their early teens and still think they know everything. Maybe when you're older, you'll see that just because you don't like something doesn't mean it doesn't deserve your respect. You have the same brain as a skin head. Do you not see how closed minded you are all being? Grow up, kids.
November 12th, 2008 at 09:48 am
Hmmm... " God's Servant", eh?
I guess that means you do his laundry, wipe his ass, and generally do the meanial housework around Heaven. How nice for you.
Bet its a bitch getting those blood stains outta his diapers.
John 4:17
Verily I say unto you, sniffith not the Lord's diapers, for His racing stripe doth stinkith.
November 12th, 2008 at 09:50 am
Also Buddha (there's an H in the word, but since you're a religious scholar, I'm sure you knew that) isn't mutually exclusive. Buddhism can co-exist with most other religions. Actually a mix of Buddhism and Christianity is really laid back and peaceful.
Maybe you should come to terms with the fact that you are a closed minded anti-Christian bigot and see yourself just like Hitler or the KKK. You straight up hate a group of people for being different than you. You are a horrible person and I hope you open your eyes and see what you really are.
November 12th, 2008 at 10:01 am
Who are you talking to? All of the emotional comments are from Atheists who are bashing Christians.
Also, I don't remember the last time someone showed up at my house with photoshopped pictures making fun of something I held very dear to my heart. As I've said before, I'm agnostic, so I will not say anybody is right or wrong, but seriously, Atheists, lighten up. You don't know that there is no God, and even if there isn't why do you care if someone else believes in him? Maybe their way isn't "the only way" as you point out, but it is their way. Let them have it.
Seriously, Atheists. Get over yourselves. Your religion is based on your belief that you know better than everybody else. Keep that in mind before you talk about religion because there is a very high potential that you will come off very offensive and rude. Also, Atheists are way more pushy than Christians. I'd much rather have someone come by and offer to read me the bible and go away peacefully than have someone saying "ROFL JESUS = FAIL LAWLZ" I mean seriously. Just shut up. I realize you're all too young to care (guessing everybody posting Jesus jokes is under 30. Am I right?), but I'll venture to guess that in 10 years, you'll look back on how you were in 2008 and want to kick your own ass for being an idiot.
November 12th, 2008 at 10:07 am
You guys talk about Christians like they're pushy assholes, but look at the comments here. This guys says "hell is real" and posts a Bible verse, and you all insult him. What did he say that's so bad? I understand that you don't agree with him, and that's perfectly fine. You don't have to.
I thought the one thing that this country had going for it was equality. We're color blind. We accept gays and are fighting for gay marriage. We mingle with people of all cultures and are careful not to be offensive to anybody. So why is it suddenly cool to openly insult Christians? I guess humanity is so full of hate that we can't be nice to someone without pissing on someone else.
Don't try to justify yourselves by saying you know of some Christians doing bad stuff. Two wrongs don't make a right. Live and let live, people. Seriously.
November 12th, 2008 at 10:12 am
*sigh* the only pissed off posts are from Atheists and me (agnostic). I think these pics are funny as hell, but the anti-christian comments are offensive. I think if there is a God and Jesus is looking down on us, he'd think these were funny too. Read the comments again. I don't see any comments where a Christian is insulting anybody or calling anybody stupid. But the Atheists... omg! What a sorry sad bunch of assholes you're making your religion out to be. FYI: ATHEISM IS A RELIGION. If you don't understand that simple concept, then you're probably 13 and I'm sorry for arguing with you. Go do your homework or ride your bike or something.
November 12th, 2008 at 10:14 am
Thank you Sanjay. Your heart is in the right place. I'm agnostic too, and it makes me sad to see my fellow man being discriminated against so openly.
November 12th, 2008 at 10:58 am
A lack of shame is not what is ruining the planet, it's religion, all of it. By the way, if you are proud of your belief then why do you post as anonymous?
November 12th, 2008 at 10:52 am
i concur 100%.
November 12th, 2008 at 10:55 am
Gee, thanks for the nearsighted insight, go talk to yourself and I will be thinking for you ok.
November 12th, 2008 at 01:09 pm
Well since we're anal about someones spelling, maybe we should be anal about YOUR history. Christianity IS incompatible with all religions. Only one true god right? And for the record Hitler MAY have been an atheist (which he wasn't), but the tool he used was religion. Not all of the atheist responding are a$$holes. Only the people without the acceptance that what you do is your own business, as long as you don't infringe on my right to not believe. I don't need or want your belief system. Also, atheism is by definition NOT A RELIGION. It is lack of belief. The few comments on here I did see were from christians telling all else to stfu, not the other way around. Bty, the images were F'ing hilarious. PEACE
November 12th, 2008 at 01:26 pm
First, atheism is not a religion. Only religious wankers who can't see out of their own religiously-based frame assume that. It is the philosophy that there are no gods.
Second, atheists have every right to be angered by the aforementioned religious wankers insisting that their particular fairy tales should replace sense and science. It doesn't matter what you believe - worship a can of tuna if it makes you feel better - just leave the children's stories at home. Particularly, the nonsense the "all laws are based on the ten commandments" needs to stop. Sure, theft and murder are bad - even the Code of Hammurabi identifies those. But graven images? Coveting neighbor's goods/wives? Those are thoughtcrimes at best, and suitable for punishment only under an Orwellian regime.
Third, assuming that as people grow older that they'll fall in line with your beliefs is utter nonsense.
November 12th, 2008 at 01:57 pm
arrogance plus one heaping cup of ignorance
stir vigorously
pour on internet until it hardens
enjoy and share with friends
November 12th, 2008 at 02:26 pm
...or Americans
November 12th, 2008 at 02:48 pm
re⋅li⋅gion /rɪˈlɪdʒən/ –noun
1. a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, esp. when considered as the creation of a superhuman agency or agencies, usually involving devotional and ritual observances, and often containing a moral code governing the conduct of human affairs.
2. a specific fundamental set of beliefs and practices generally agreed upon by a number of persons or sects: the Christian religion; the Buddhist religion.
3. the body of persons adhering to a particular set of beliefs and practices: a world council of religions.
4. the life or state of a monk, nun, etc.: to enter religion.
5. the practice of religious beliefs; ritual observance of faith.
6. something one believes in and follows devotedly; a point or matter of ethics or conscience: to make a religion of fighting prejudice.
Beliefs and practices. Tell me which practices do all atheists follow that would preclude it being called a religion? I don't get up every morning and say "I'm so proud of being an atheist". And beliefs? Atheism is a lack of belief, not a set of beliefs. Since it is a negative proposition, it cannot be a belief. You can't logically say "I believe the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe is that there is no god".
The only possible definition of the above you could use to say that atheism is a religion is number 6, and that only works if you go around devotedly telling people that their belief in god is wrong. I don't. I am secure enough in my own skin. Yet, I am definately an atheist. One who is a little older than your bike-riding stereotype and would rather ignore god and his/her believers than confront them.
If you want to believe (or be unsure in your case), fine. But don't be so quick to stereotype. It makes you just as bad as the people you rant against.
November 12th, 2008 at 05:15 pm
But the good thing about atheists is that they are all completely the same and have exactly the same views and attitudes about everything as each other which is why you are able to generalise about them and be right 100% of the time, right?
November 12th, 2008 at 05:20 pm
You need a fucking spellcheck!
And a fucking sense of humor.
And maybe some fucking balls.
Fucking anonymous.
November 12th, 2008 at 08:43 pm
oh god here we go with the anit american blah blah blah
when was the last time you went to the moon, had the top 11 universities in the world the most olympic golds and medals all around, you know what. The rest of the world isn't even trying. We've made as many advancments in the past 200 years than most of the world has made in the past 2000. and you know what, we are funny, so screw you.
November 12th, 2008 at 09:25 pm
Actually, in case you didn't know the KKK justified a lot of the things they did in the name of the Christian "God." Like burning religious crosses on the lawns of African Americans. You used a terrible example.
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