As you probably already know, Jesus is a pretty popular guy. He's so popular, in fact, that he's inspired people from all walks of life to create their very own versions of the Son of God that somehow take him to another level. Here are 40 of them.
This Jesus is watching you masturbate.
It doesn't matter that you can't read this. You know it's awesome just by looking at the drawings of Jesus jumping off the cross and kicking the crap out of people.
buddha wasn't a god, he was a real person that just came up with a way to deal with suffering using the mind instead of praying for relief understanding that suffering is life and unavoidable. buddha was a teacher and a symbol the religion uses. Buddhism and Hinduism are the only two religions even remotely in touch with reality. there's a lot of physical proof of reincarnation just google Ian Stevenson, he was a scientist who scientifically documented thousands of cases.
Hinduism is the oldest religion, Christianity is one of the youngest religions to come on the scene. so you may say that that many people believing in something couldn't possibly be wrong but take a look at Hinduism and all of the people following it along with all of the thousands of generations that believed in it. The being correct in numbers argument doesn't make you even remotely right.
lmfao i love you lol. "the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the lord(?). lol
Pretty dumb and only a representation of the sort of Christianity practiced in politicized religious nations like America. Childish. Lowbrow, unintelligent humor.
Man, that it sooooo wrong, someone doesn't know their Bible. Jesus wasn't some douchebag who brought a pansy-ass bag of 99-cent ice, his Mam had him freakin' convert two barrels of water into wine. Nobody chips in, no one drives loaded, and we party 'til dawn! Being Christ's follower rocks!
Touchdown Jesus is also know as Butter Jesus, melting Jesus and Jeebus. You can find him on I-75 between Dayton, OH and Cincinnati, OH. He is over 60 feet tall!!!!
Yo what up with this unholy stuff?! Lol thats my fav guitar god the memories... fuck your sins too... and that sniper made some noise a lot of times on the anti christ bitches, and dont make me go down on your mom... and whats with the midgets?! thats just ridiculous!every one knows i was double his size :( jesus snipin on the midgets!
THIS IS WRONG, YOU ALL GOING TO BURN IN HELL, JESUS SAVE US FROM OUR OWN SINS AND HE IS THE SON OF GOD. I WOULD NEVER POST OR DRAW OR TALK ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS. GOD BLESS YOU ALL...
BLAH BLAH BLAH, I TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITH POOR GRAMMAR BUT THINK I HAVE RIGHT TO TELL YOU WHAT TO SHOULD BELIEVE. TAKE YOUR LIFE LESSONS FROM ME JESUS SAVE YOU WILL HEAVENREWARD IS YOURS OF WHICH.
LET'S SEE WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH ALL OF YOU WHEN JESUS COME BACK, NONE OF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE IT TO HEAVEN, THINK ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES AND MAKE A LITTLE REFLECTION ABOUT THIS. WE ARE LIVING IN A REALLY BAD SOCIETY, NO BELIEVERS. THE END IS CLOSE AND ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS SOONER OR LATER.
I am Jesus and I endorse these images. Way to use the creativity my father blessed you with.
For all of you criticizing the people who have honored me by creating these wonderful images: you need to look at more gay porn and relax after you spank your monkey.
Examine the cartoons as social commentary and not an attack on Christianity. Who among the "Christians" gets offended when Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism etc. is criticized?
Just because you have faith in one thing doesn't mean you should suppress other people's right to freedom of expression. Maybe we all need to learn a little more tolerance.
I think those of you who find these images offensive may be missing the point. A lot of them satirize the shallow, narcissistic Christianity so endemic to American culture.
Personally, I'd be just as pleased with a gallery of images truly offensive to Christians or any other group of people who choose to live in willful ignorance and delusion. But this stuff is pretty mild.
The most offensive ones here, in my view, are the handful of completely serious piles of kitsch like the figurine and the weeping Jesus painting. Bad art makes baby Jesus cry.
This is too bad. and hurts many religion lovers. Anyhow it shows your worst attitude.
this topic will not only help u to increase the topic also it will target your site in a worse way. remember that always. count your website living days from now.
That's not very Christian like to make threats. Oh wait
Christian Protestants/Evangelicals have had a rich history in censoring or complaining about ideas they didn't like.
The idea of original sin is unfair and coercive. What sort of sacrifice is it for an immortal god to come to earth but then return home heaven? As he sits at the right hand of his father, he is awaiting his return to earth. Someday. He told his disciples he would return in their lifetimes, their generation.
The best thing Jesus said was "love your neighbor as yourself."
But was Jesus the son of whatever thing created the universe? Come on. Then again, Jesus the historical man didn't invent the religion of Christianity.
Catholicism grew and the church shared power with monarchies by giving kings legitimacy to rule over people. Sure, it's good to be the king, but wtf makes the king so special? The church says that god has proclaimed that he is special.
Early Christianity used to involve the belief in reincarnation. But Catholic Bishops cut that out of the god story. because you can't control people unless you have something "on them" and that a made up story that because Adam and Eve sinned, you were born a sinner, condemned to hell, but your only chance to escape your fate, you only hope, is to believe a story about Jesus being a god.
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December 8th, 2008 at 05:53 pm
buddha wasn't a god, he was a real person that just came up with a way to deal with suffering using the mind instead of praying for relief understanding that suffering is life and unavoidable. buddha was a teacher and a symbol the religion uses. Buddhism and Hinduism are the only two religions even remotely in touch with reality. there's a lot of physical proof of reincarnation just google Ian Stevenson, he was a scientist who scientifically documented thousands of cases.
Hinduism is the oldest religion, Christianity is one of the youngest religions to come on the scene. so you may say that that many people believing in something couldn't possibly be wrong but take a look at Hinduism and all of the people following it along with all of the thousands of generations that believed in it. The being correct in numbers argument doesn't make you even remotely right.
December 8th, 2008 at 05:59 pm
yeah, santa gives you tangible things, like whores. not gory stories in ye' ol' english.
December 8th, 2008 at 06:02 pm
lmfao i love you lol. "the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the lord(?). lol
December 14th, 2008 at 06:06 am
Look up the Danish cartoons of Muhammed.
November 10th, 2008 at 01:15 pm
Jesus and Ghostbusters ... that's A+, radical shit.
November 10th, 2008 at 02:11 pm
Where is Stormtrooper Jesus and/or Jesus Fett?
November 10th, 2008 at 02:34 pm
What about big butter jesus outside of Dayton, Ohio?
November 10th, 2008 at 02:58 pm
sacrilicious
November 10th, 2008 at 03:30 pm
Jesus Shaves!
November 10th, 2008 at 04:04 pm
I'm surprised Buddy Ice hasn't commented more on the Buddy Jesus from Dogma.
November 10th, 2008 at 05:55 pm
best one is FUCK THIS SHIT, IM GETTING THE HELL OUTTA HERE
November 10th, 2008 at 06:45 pm
I can't believe you didn't include this one!
http://www.deezteez.com/funny-t-shirts/44/jesus-saves-after-he-passes-ea...
November 11th, 2008 at 12:00 am
Those are pretty awesome.
November 11th, 2008 at 10:52 am
The last one is always epic. Anybody know where it's from?
November 11th, 2008 at 11:03 am
Wow, such hate.
November 11th, 2008 at 11:57 am
Jesus Saves Ze Day ! Epic Post !
November 11th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
I'm surprised the light switch hasn't pissed anybody off.
November 11th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Pretty dumb and only a representation of the sort of Christianity practiced in politicized religious nations like America. Childish. Lowbrow, unintelligent humor.
November 11th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
You missed the best one.
http://www.openjesus.org/2007/jesus-burns-one/
February 6th, 2009 at 08:44 am
That's fantastic Doober!
November 11th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Man, that it sooooo wrong, someone doesn't know their Bible. Jesus wasn't some douchebag who brought a pansy-ass bag of 99-cent ice, his Mam had him freakin' convert two barrels of water into wine. Nobody chips in, no one drives loaded, and we party 'til dawn! Being Christ's follower rocks!
Being a Christian, though, not so much.
November 11th, 2008 at 01:26 pm
Touchdown Jesus is also know as Butter Jesus, melting Jesus and Jeebus. You can find him on I-75 between Dayton, OH and Cincinnati, OH. He is over 60 feet tall!!!!
November 11th, 2008 at 01:37 pm
Great, but Christianity is an easy target. I dare you, no i double dare you mother fuckers to do the same with Muhammad.
November 11th, 2008 at 01:59 pm
Yo what up with this unholy stuff?! Lol thats my fav guitar god the memories... fuck your sins too... and that sniper made some noise a lot of times on the anti christ bitches, and dont make me go down on your mom... and whats with the midgets?! thats just ridiculous!every one knows i was double his size :( jesus snipin on the midgets!
November 11th, 2008 at 02:20 pm
the wise man speaks when he has something to say,
the fool speaks when he has to say something.
November 11th, 2008 at 02:23 pm
the wise man speaks when he has something to say,
the fool speaks when he has to say something.
November 11th, 2008 at 03:39 pm
jajajjajajajjajajajaj JAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJA JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
November 11th, 2008 at 03:59 pm
what about this cartoon about Jesus getting wasted and pissing on Jehovas whiteness?
http://www.youtube.com/user/jfenc
November 11th, 2008 at 05:36 pm
THIS IS WRONG, YOU ALL GOING TO BURN IN HELL, JESUS SAVE US FROM OUR OWN SINS AND HE IS THE SON OF GOD. I WOULD NEVER POST OR DRAW OR TALK ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS. GOD BLESS YOU ALL...
February 6th, 2009 at 08:02 am
BLAH BLAH BLAH, I TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITH POOR GRAMMAR BUT THINK I HAVE RIGHT TO TELL YOU WHAT TO SHOULD BELIEVE. TAKE YOUR LIFE LESSONS FROM ME JESUS SAVE YOU WILL HEAVENREWARD IS YOURS OF WHICH.
November 11th, 2008 at 05:40 pm
LET'S SEE WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH ALL OF YOU WHEN JESUS COME BACK, NONE OF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE IT TO HEAVEN, THINK ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES AND MAKE A LITTLE REFLECTION ABOUT THIS. WE ARE LIVING IN A REALLY BAD SOCIETY, NO BELIEVERS. THE END IS CLOSE AND ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS SOONER OR LATER.
November 11th, 2008 at 07:14 pm
I think this is extremely gross and disrespectful. Shame!
November 11th, 2008 at 08:00 pm
Finally! A historically accurate depiction of Jeebeezus!
November 11th, 2008 at 08:25 pm
I am Jesus and I endorse these images. Way to use the creativity my father blessed you with.
For all of you criticizing the people who have honored me by creating these wonderful images: you need to look at more gay porn and relax after you spank your monkey.
November 11th, 2008 at 08:40 pm
Examine the cartoons as social commentary and not an attack on Christianity. Who among the "Christians" gets offended when Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism etc. is criticized?
Just because you have faith in one thing doesn't mean you should suppress other people's right to freedom of expression. Maybe we all need to learn a little more tolerance.
February 6th, 2009 at 08:00 am
Cheers Kat! Well said.
November 11th, 2008 at 08:59 pm
as much as i agree with Kat; i still think (he/she?) is gay.
November 11th, 2008 at 09:08 pm
I think those of you who find these images offensive may be missing the point. A lot of them satirize the shallow, narcissistic Christianity so endemic to American culture.
Personally, I'd be just as pleased with a gallery of images truly offensive to Christians or any other group of people who choose to live in willful ignorance and delusion. But this stuff is pretty mild.
The most offensive ones here, in my view, are the handful of completely serious piles of kitsch like the figurine and the weeping Jesus painting. Bad art makes baby Jesus cry.
November 11th, 2008 at 09:11 pm
This is too bad. and hurts many religion lovers. Anyhow it shows your worst attitude.
this topic will not only help u to increase the topic also it will target your site in a worse way. remember that always. count your website living days from now.
Remove this post completely it will be nice.
November 11th, 2008 at 09:52 pm
Utterly digusting. Human beings showing their best at humiliating religion. You guys can't get any lower than this.
November 11th, 2008 at 09:51 pm
Rosario
That's not very Christian like to make threats. Oh wait
Christian Protestants/Evangelicals have had a rich history in censoring or complaining about ideas they didn't like.
The idea of original sin is unfair and coercive. What sort of sacrifice is it for an immortal god to come to earth but then return home heaven? As he sits at the right hand of his father, he is awaiting his return to earth. Someday. He told his disciples he would return in their lifetimes, their generation.
The best thing Jesus said was "love your neighbor as yourself."
But was Jesus the son of whatever thing created the universe? Come on. Then again, Jesus the historical man didn't invent the religion of Christianity.
Catholicism grew and the church shared power with monarchies by giving kings legitimacy to rule over people. Sure, it's good to be the king, but wtf makes the king so special? The church says that god has proclaimed that he is special.
Early Christianity used to involve the belief in reincarnation. But Catholic Bishops cut that out of the god story. because you can't control people unless you have something "on them" and that a made up story that because Adam and Eve sinned, you were born a sinner, condemned to hell, but your only chance to escape your fate, you only hope, is to believe a story about Jesus being a god.
Sure.
November 11th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
My favorite Jesus depiction is in Jesus: In the Name of the Gun. It's hardcore.
http://www.badkarmaproductions.com/jc/?p=35
Any comic that has Jesus teaming up with Time-Travelling Ernest Hemmingway to assassinate Hitler is a hit in my book.
November 11th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
i dont care what any of you think erevyone has the right to there own opion wheather or wheather not you beleve in jesus
November 11th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
yeah... and we thought muslims were the only ones going nuts when seeing cartoons of their religion... way to go christians!
November 11th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
What about this one?
November 11th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
dont you think jesus would have an ultra sense of humor? maybe not god though, he spites people in the first testament =(
November 11th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Great post!!!
I LOVE anything that gives rabid christians a chance to show the world how nasty they are.
...and they say Atheists have no morals LOL!!!
November 11th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
best blog post EVER
November 11th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Hilarious Video of Jesus pissing on Jehovas whiteness'
November 11th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
i was shocked.
although i'm non-Catholics from Asia.
stop desecrating Jesus or u must be cursed！
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