As you probably already know, Jesus is a pretty popular guy. He's so popular, in fact, that he's inspired people from all walks of life to create their very own versions of the Son of God that somehow take him to another level. Here are 40 of them.
This Jesus is watching you masturbate.
It doesn't matter that you can't read this. You know it's awesome just by looking at the drawings of Jesus jumping off the cross and kicking the crap out of people.
I feel disgusted at this page and I am not even a christian. I was born a hindu and turned agnostic and yet I feel that people should not ridicule anyone's belief or religion.
It makes me laugh when people complain about this sorta stuff, it is amazing, and some of it hilarious, all someone has done is bought a bunch of the pictures together for people who enjoy this sort of humor.
Great post, was good, and dont listen to all the pissed off religious people, they just love to complain
The funny part is that, all of you are so lost!, and you don't know it. i just pray that GOD'S mercy be with all of you, on the Day of Judgement!. HELL IS REAL!!! WATCH OUT!!!
2 Timothy 3:1-9
1 But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. 2 People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, 3 without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, 4 treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God-- 5 having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with them.
At least all you people that are so bent over this didn't have the originator of this blog knocking on your door & making you look at it. So relax, drink some wine, & for god's sake quit with the thinking that your way is the only way. (pun intended)
I'm a Christian, but still find lots of these very funny. Yeah sure there are some that are just created to shock, but hey, that's not the first time it's happened and it won't be the last.
Lots of "Artists", deem themselves "creative" because the are able to shock. Some people have no respect for others, true, and works from both categories have been shown and those I chose not to look at further, but there was also so very very funny stuff.
A lot of my fellow believer do get caught up in clichés and that's a shame, so let's not throw the baby out with the bath water... ... At the end of the day all these funny people get the chance to explain there Joke to Jesus personally... Let Him be the judge!
That light switch one took me a second... I thought: "weird... creepy light switch"... then I noticed where the switch was in reference to Jesus' body...
Sorry, but whether religion is real or not, it's fairly easy to see that it has cause some of the largest turmoils in the history of the human race. Personally I am agnostic, but I try to keep a realistic perspective on others opinions.
I'm fine with people believing in a religion, for some people that's all they have to live for, but when it results in the murder of countless innocents in the name of a "God" then that's where things need to be stopped. ie: The Crusades (good one Christianity)
Religion gave the human race something to dream for and to believe. There have been times in history in which religion has done wonderful things for the greater population of the world. Sadly those days are for the most part long since over-with.
It's time to stop segregating between people who have minor differences. It's time to look at the world as one, and work in a manner which will progress our race.
This is brilliant! do you see any fucking complaints? not really, do you see a news story about it, no, do you see a fucking war over it? Fuck no. I found this funny and im not religous either but at least christians dont bitch about it, if this were muhammad, there would be mass fucking murder and news stories because muslims lost their humor since someone fucking stepped on their carpet with shoes on.
Too many "serious" posts here. Let's set aside our differences so we can just sit down and laugh at humorous depictions of someone who may or may not be the martyred bastard child of God. I like the one were his penis is an erect light-switch next to two young children. Laughed my ass off, and then put it back on just in time to laugh at the comic book.
I am a follower of Jesus. I found most everything here offensive.
I agree that many terrible things have been done in Jesus' name. I hate the fact that Bush and others use christian language and imagry to justify the killing of innocents. I hate that so-called christians bomb abortion clinics.
However, read Jesus' words for yourself. Jesus was about peace. Jesus was about tolerance. Jesus was about forgiveness. Read His words - if you dare.
I'm proud of my son. But he's a bit nerdy... that's why people make fun of him
Woo Blasfemy ROCKS!
The funniest ticket to hell ...
While you're masturbating to this blog, Jesus is going down on your mom
Jesus is awesome. The Crusades were a mistake. No one ever said Christians were perfect, but I guess everyone seems to think they are....weird. I'm hardcore Catholic and very involved in church functions, but I still found most of these at least somewhat amusing. the "love Jesus or He'll fucking kill you" and "If you're Jesus and you know it clap your hands" were the best ones
Then said the lord, "Thou shalt offend easily, both in the being and the doing; for in order to do, thou must feign to be offended."
Then, as spoke in the Book of Microsoftusula, he went to the internets, and he went there through a series of tubes. And he came there, and came there again, many times, for it is written. It is written that the lord had a degree in electrical engineering and communications, by which he was able to understand the electrical dynamics and science-derived technologies by which to spread his message against Science and its evil brethren who would mock the word of the word of the word...of the lord.
And while he was there unloading his pent up aggression toward a secular society, he realized he was an idiot for commenting on message boards no one reads except internet narcissists, and he clicked on his porn tab and went away from there, and came somewhere else. And with his staff he struck milk from the underside of the desk, as he spoke, "Giggity giggity, arghhhughhahh."
GOD IN HEAVIN PLEASE FORGIVE THEM FOR THAY NOT KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE DONE , FATHER HAVE MERCIE ON THEIR SOLES.
HELP DIRECT THEM TO THE WAY,THE TRUTH, AND THE LIGHT.
If you actually believed that you'd just pray it. Why have you taken the time to type it out unless you want to look holier than the rest of us? That is the sin of pride.
I don't pray for you.
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November 11th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
HOLY CRAP EVERYONE! Chill out... Its all good...
February 6th, 2009 at 07:55 am
Nothing is ever "all good"; that's a dumb and over used statement.
November 11th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
I feel disgusted at this page and I am not even a christian. I was born a hindu and turned agnostic and yet I feel that people should not ridicule anyone's belief or religion.
November 11th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
It makes me laugh when people complain about this sorta stuff, it is amazing, and some of it hilarious, all someone has done is bought a bunch of the pictures together for people who enjoy this sort of humor.
Great post, was good, and dont listen to all the pissed off religious people, they just love to complain
November 12th, 2008 at 12:44 am
These are fockin' hilarious. All of them!
November 12th, 2008 at 01:20 am
The funny part is that, all of you are so lost!, and you don't know it. i just pray that GOD'S mercy be with all of you, on the Day of Judgement!. HELL IS REAL!!! WATCH OUT!!!
2 Timothy 3:1-9
1 But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. 2 People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, 3 without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, 4 treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God-- 5 having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with them.
November 12th, 2008 at 01:57 am
At least all you people that are so bent over this didn't have the originator of this blog knocking on your door & making you look at it. So relax, drink some wine, & for god's sake quit with the thinking that your way is the only way. (pun intended)
November 12th, 2008 at 03:13 am
We insist that you remove the offensive portrayal of the Easter Bunny at once.
February 6th, 2009 at 08:00 am
Nice!
November 12th, 2008 at 03:56 am
OMG. I LOL'ed. And all those moral assholes out there: GTFO.
November 12th, 2008 at 05:09 am
totally wrong you should be ashamed!
November 12th, 2008 at 05:45 am
lol :)))) too too funny :)) I like the Obama version :)
November 12th, 2008 at 06:29 am
Jesus was a psychopomp who got kicked out of the Void for being a narcissistic fucknut.
November 12th, 2008 at 06:47 am
O Man Some funny stuff!!!
I'm a Christian, but still find lots of these very funny. Yeah sure there are some that are just created to shock, but hey, that's not the first time it's happened and it won't be the last.
Lots of "Artists", deem themselves "creative" because the are able to shock. Some people have no respect for others, true, and works from both categories have been shown and those I chose not to look at further, but there was also so very very funny stuff.
A lot of my fellow believer do get caught up in clichés and that's a shame, so let's not throw the baby out with the bath water... ... At the end of the day all these funny people get the chance to explain there Joke to Jesus personally... Let Him be the judge!
November 12th, 2008 at 07:58 am
LOL great.
That light switch one took me a second... I thought: "weird... creepy light switch"... then I noticed where the switch was in reference to Jesus' body...
Someone turned on Jesus! :P
November 12th, 2008 at 08:20 am
Excellent! ROFL
A good post.. I don't care who gets offended.... :p
November 12th, 2008 at 08:52 am
Don't forget Jerkoff Jesus:
November 12th, 2008 at 09:51 am
Don't worry about making fun, he never existed.
http://www.thegodmovie.com/
November 12th, 2008 at 11:53 am
If god didn't have a sense of humor he wouldn't have given us the duckbilled platypus, Chris Farley, or Sarah Palin
November 12th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
You need a fucking labotomy!
November 12th, 2008 at 01:35 pm
Sorry, but whether religion is real or not, it's fairly easy to see that it has cause some of the largest turmoils in the history of the human race. Personally I am agnostic, but I try to keep a realistic perspective on others opinions.
I'm fine with people believing in a religion, for some people that's all they have to live for, but when it results in the murder of countless innocents in the name of a "God" then that's where things need to be stopped. ie: The Crusades (good one Christianity)
Religion gave the human race something to dream for and to believe. There have been times in history in which religion has done wonderful things for the greater population of the world. Sadly those days are for the most part long since over-with.
It's time to stop segregating between people who have minor differences. It's time to look at the world as one, and work in a manner which will progress our race.
November 12th, 2008 at 02:16 pm
The only one that bothered the be-jesus out of me was light switch jesus, fucking creepy.
November 12th, 2008 at 03:09 pm
This is brilliant! do you see any fucking complaints? not really, do you see a news story about it, no, do you see a fucking war over it? Fuck no. I found this funny and im not religous either but at least christians dont bitch about it, if this were muhammad, there would be mass fucking murder and news stories because muslims lost their humor since someone fucking stepped on their carpet with shoes on.
November 12th, 2008 at 05:18 pm
Guys, I'm cool with this so just chill, ok?
November 12th, 2008 at 06:21 pm
funny... but i like the last one... >:D
WHEN HOLY PEOPLE GO PSYCHO!
November 12th, 2008 at 09:40 pm
holy shit this blog was developed in Drupal!
November 12th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
this was awesome. republican jesus is the best. so funny
November 13th, 2008 at 06:10 pm
Too many "serious" posts here. Let's set aside our differences so we can just sit down and laugh at humorous depictions of someone who may or may not be the martyred bastard child of God. I like the one were his penis is an erect light-switch next to two young children. Laughed my ass off, and then put it back on just in time to laugh at the comic book.
November 13th, 2008 at 08:55 pm
christians take their religion so lightly....
November 13th, 2008 at 09:05 pm
I don't get it... Who's Jesus?
November 15th, 2008 at 05:20 am
I am a follower of Jesus. I found most everything here offensive.
I agree that many terrible things have been done in Jesus' name. I hate the fact that Bush and others use christian language and imagry to justify the killing of innocents. I hate that so-called christians bomb abortion clinics.
However, read Jesus' words for yourself. Jesus was about peace. Jesus was about tolerance. Jesus was about forgiveness. Read His words - if you dare.
February 6th, 2009 at 04:46 pm
I really appreciate what you said here.I love Jesus too and it deeply saddens me to see Him mocked and degraded.
November 16th, 2008 at 04:53 am
I'm proud of my son. But he's a bit nerdy... that's why people make fun of him
Woo Blasfemy ROCKS!
The funniest ticket to hell ...
While you're masturbating to this blog, Jesus is going down on your mom
November 17th, 2008 at 11:42 am
this is jesus enjoying christmas
http://crazyshit.com/cnt/pics/14698
November 17th, 2008 at 02:23 pm
Big Butter Jesus,
Sweet Cream Jesus
O country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
O Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can't believe it's not Jesus
O-le-o Lord
Thanks Heywood Banks!
It's a great song
Search for it! Try bobandtom.com
November 22nd, 2008 at 06:17 am
Jesus is my baby's daddy
November 22nd, 2008 at 11:37 am
Jesus is awesome. The Crusades were a mistake. No one ever said Christians were perfect, but I guess everyone seems to think they are....weird. I'm hardcore Catholic and very involved in church functions, but I still found most of these at least somewhat amusing. the "love Jesus or He'll fucking kill you" and "If you're Jesus and you know it clap your hands" were the best ones
November 22nd, 2008 at 08:53 pm
alout of this shit is fucked up
November 23rd, 2008 at 02:38 am
cool!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 23rd, 2008 at 07:19 pm
why do you hate america?
November 24th, 2008 at 08:26 pm
Then said the lord, "Thou shalt offend easily, both in the being and the doing; for in order to do, thou must feign to be offended."
Then, as spoke in the Book of Microsoftusula, he went to the internets, and he went there through a series of tubes. And he came there, and came there again, many times, for it is written. It is written that the lord had a degree in electrical engineering and communications, by which he was able to understand the electrical dynamics and science-derived technologies by which to spread his message against Science and its evil brethren who would mock the word of the word of the word...of the lord.
And while he was there unloading his pent up aggression toward a secular society, he realized he was an idiot for commenting on message boards no one reads except internet narcissists, and he clicked on his porn tab and went away from there, and came somewhere else. And with his staff he struck milk from the underside of the desk, as he spoke, "Giggity giggity, arghhhughhahh."
Thus saith the lord.
November 24th, 2008 at 08:43 pm
May God forgive what u done here. This is harsh !
January 7th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
May the rest of the world forgive you for using 'u' in place of a real word.
February 6th, 2009 at 07:41 am
And for not using "have".
November 25th, 2008 at 06:56 pm
You all are missing the point... Scientology rules! We never killed/tortured/raped anyone in its name....
P.S. Scientology rules!
November 25th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
im FAKE!
January 7th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
I know some people that said they found you. Where were you hiding?
November 26th, 2008 at 11:40 am
GOD IN HEAVIN PLEASE FORGIVE THEM FOR THAY NOT KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE DONE , FATHER HAVE MERCIE ON THEIR SOLES.
HELP DIRECT THEM TO THE WAY,THE TRUTH, AND THE LIGHT.
November 26th, 2008 at 11:44 am
FATHER GOD PLEASE FORGIVE THEM FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY HAVE DONE.
LORD GOD SHOW THEM TO THE WAY, THE TRUTH AND THE LIGHT.
AMEN
February 6th, 2009 at 07:04 am
If you actually believed that you'd just pray it. Why have you taken the time to type it out unless you want to look holier than the rest of us? That is the sin of pride.
I don't pray for you.
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