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The Awesomest Monkey Ever


19 Responses to "The Awesomest Monkey Ever"

  1. Pierre says:

    that is clearly an ape, not a monkey.

  2. Anonymous says:

    That’s not a monkey…it’s a gorilla and therefore an ape. Monkey sounds funnier but it’s still wrong.

  3. Shizzire says:

    Is it a Gironkey or a Monkaffe?

  4. Anonymous says:

    I was thinking the same thing. But jesus christ, we’re uptight about weird shit. :-)

  5. g-man says:

    Fuck HT, that is blatantly a gorilla, not a fucking monkey. Get your shit down pat.

  6. TG says:

    Them Christians are always trying to disprove evolution.

  7. Anne On A Moose says:

    Evolution FTW. Though, we aren’t that closely related to gorillas. Closer to Bonobos.

  8. Anonymous says:

    i’m just glad no one has made a completely wornout GWB reference.

  9. vaffanculo says:

    Whoa, the Anonymous Pussy strikes again! Ah’m so skeeeeeered!

  10. Anonymous says:

    check your pants.

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  12. Anonymous says:

    Speak for yourself, monkey boy.

  13. Buddy Ice says:

    Actually it’s Patrick Ewing.

  14. worldcrafter says:

    Is that Michael Jordan?

  15. vaffanculo says:

    Yep, the obligatory Obama/monkey comment, ZZZZZZZZZZZ

  16. TG says:

    The government was looking for Obama look a likes and this was the best they could come up with.

  17. fingfangfoom says:

    the giraffe is pretty cool as well.

  18. Cytrode says:

    Hmm indeed. Look at the bottom of the box though. That was clearly a box of 200 gorillas. What happened to the rest of them?!

  19. Morty says:

    Animal cruelty = fun