Awful Souvenirs

"Wow! All the way from London Aunt Marlene!? Honestly, I would've preferred a farting beefeater doll but this Prince William and Kate Middleton mug will do just fine!"

"Get it? It's a tit!"

The epitome of "tacky souvenir".

"Oh, GUM saver! I thought you said something else."

"They're shakers... and they're 'shakers'! I get it, Uncle Lou. Great find!"

"Cup 'em. Got it!"

Everything is bigger and tackier in Texas!

Throw this one into the "never to be worn in public" category of clothing.

The ashes of the villagers this volcano wiped out are probably mixed in there somewhere. That's what makes this souvenir particularly special.

This one's for the ladies.