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Babies Will Eat Anything

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We all know babies are pretty stupid. They crap their pants, they drool all over themselves and they only speak in forced grunts or high-pitched squeals. But I must admit, I’m pretty jealous that babies can go to a museum and get away with cramming fake breasts into their mouths. I can only do that at strip clubs. And it costs me $20. (Hepatits shots are no charge at the free clinic.)

7 Responses to "Babies Will Eat Anything"

  1. AlcoLOL says:

    Nah, this baby knows his art. He was testing this fine sculpture for lumps.

  2. Fergie says:

    My lumps. My humps. My little milky bumps.

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  4. Eli says:

    Fuck you and your shitty blog, yo. Don’t fucking advertise it!

  5. chaosman says:

    Firstly…I agree with Eli. I tried to be polite the first time i commented on your blog yo, but you are still advertising. It sux dude. Don’t advertise unless it’s worth our time. Don’t advertise until it doesn’t suck.

    Second….I have seen this pic on the web many times. It makes me laugh every frikkin time. That baby is awesome. G

  6. chaosman says:

    Firstly…I agree with Eli. I tried to be polite the first time i commented on your blog yo, but you are still advertising. It sux dude. Don’t advertise unless it’s worth our time. Don’t advertise until it doesn’t suck.

    Second….I have seen this pic on the web many times. It makes me laugh every frikkin time. That baby is awesome. GO FOR THE GOLD KID!!!!!!!

  7. Chaosman says:

    Guess I shouldn’t have criticized someone else. I screwed up too. lol sorry folks. Have no idea how that happened. Hate my computer sometimes.


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