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Bachelorette of the Week: Hot Meg

Who knows? Maybe you can meet that special someone on Holy Taco. But if you do, we get to get wasted and make a speech while you guys are doing it for the first time. No exceptions!
 
 
Name: Hot Meg
Age: 23
Occupation: Suite Attendant (Which Sounds Like Some Kind of Prostitute)
 
Uh Oh! Hot Meg is in the house! She is into dudes with muscles who like her friends and wear her underwear. She wants to have the super power of telepathy, so she can finally confirm that every guy out there is in fact thinking she is f*#king creepy.  Her happiest moments are when she blacks out, so I think that should put her on the radar of all the perverts out there. You should want to date her because not only is she the total package, but she can also magically make beers refill themselves!

11 Responses to "Bachelorette of the Week: Hot Meg"

  1. MyFightWiffaCheeto says:

    I don’t like these.

  2. The Naughty Professor says:

    I’d rather see 25 more girls with hand bras.

  3. Razor Jamon says:

    More like NutMeg, am I right?

  4. orifice jerk says:

    i see what you did there

  5. pratik says:

    For her to be this psychotic, she must have led quite a life at the tender age of 23.

  6. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    I’m thinking it has to do more with all the beer she’s obviously been drinking.

  7. orifice jerk says:

    i think it is the way daddy touched her.

  8. David Beckham says:

    I need to meet her.

  9. Anonymous123 says:

    She’s a total package???? more like she has a package!! lol….and omg what was up with thay UUUGLY coat she had on???? wtf?

  10. heehaw says:

    obviosly found it on the corner after a good nights work

  11. Anonymous2010 says:

    Sounds like a family dysfunction at play. Daddy is cross-dresser with good collection of brie heels. Too bad Meghan turned out to have daddy’s issues. DON’T LET MEN WEARE YOUR PANTIES! It just aint right girl. Put down the beers and grow up or end up like daddy.


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