Who knows? Maybe you can meet that special someone on Holy Taco. But if you do, we get to get wasted and make a speech while you guys are doing it for the first time. No exceptions!
Name: MColleen
Age: 22
Occupation: Server
MColleen is probably drunk. She loves long necks, her slutty mom, and "os-kill-ating" fans. Also the key to her heart is bubble gum, just like handicapped kids and 7 year olds. Some fun facts about MColleen include: she is into extreme sports, talking too fast, and faux fur vests. You better act now I think I see a line forming!
Make fun of her all you want… but she has boobies.
So do I! man-boobies but boobies nonetheless.
Wanna lick ‘em??
Dwight, those aren’t man-boos, they’re worked out pecks. If you want to see real man-boos, look at DonkeyXote’s. They make Pam Anderson look flat!
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m quite up for meeting her mother.
I’d put my 12incher in her mouth just to shut her up.
Don’t you mean your 1.2 incher?
Peewee!
OW-EHM-GEE!!
I went to school with that chick!! I used to have a massive crush on her before I started liking boys in grade 12!
Wow, shes hot! and young. Nice!
Lou
http://www.online-anonymity.tk
Did Mary just imply that her mother was down for a 3-way?
I’m pretty sure she said the way to her heart is BUBBA GUMP – which bodes well for me, since my penis highly resembles a frightened baby shrimp.
I’m pretty sure the line you guys are talking about is the line to the bathroom.