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Bachelorette of the Week: MColleen

Who knows? Maybe you can meet that special someone on Holy Taco. But if you do, we get to get wasted and make a speech while you guys are doing it for the first time. No exceptions!
 
 
Name: MColleen
Age: 22
Occupation: Server
 
MColleen is probably drunk. She loves long necks, her slutty mom, and "os-kill-ating" fans. Also the key to her heart is bubble gum, just like handicapped kids and 7 year olds. Some fun facts about MColleen include: she is into extreme sports, talking too fast, and faux fur vests. You better act now I think I see a line forming!

11 Responses to "Bachelorette of the Week: MColleen"

  1. pratik says:

    Make fun of her all you want… but she has boobies.

  2. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    So do I! man-boobies but boobies nonetheless.

    Wanna lick ‘em??

  3. Phil Jones says:

    Dwight, those aren’t man-boos, they’re worked out pecks. If you want to see real man-boos, look at DonkeyXote’s. They make Pam Anderson look flat!

  4. blablabla says:

    I don’t know about you guys, but I’m quite up for meeting her mother.

  5. Anonymousy says:

    I’d put my 12incher in her mouth just to shut her up.

  6. Flippie says:

    Don’t you mean your 1.2 incher?

    Peewee!

  7. Olala says:

    OW-EHM-GEE!!

    I went to school with that chick!! I used to have a massive crush on her before I started liking boys in grade 12!

  8. Jo Densen says:

    Wow, shes hot! and young. Nice!

    Lou
    http://www.online-anonymity.tk

  9. Sign Me Up says:

    Did Mary just imply that her mother was down for a 3-way?

  10. Penishrimp says:

    I’m pretty sure she said the way to her heart is BUBBA GUMP – which bodes well for me, since my penis highly resembles a frightened baby shrimp.

  11. Yahweh says:

    I’m pretty sure the line you guys are talking about is the line to the bathroom.


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