Bachelorette of the Week: Single Sarah

posted 05/15/2010
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Who knows? Maybe you can meet that special someone on Holy Taco. But if you do, we get to get wasted and make a speech while you guys are doing it for the first time. No exceptions!

Name: Single Sarah

Age: 22

Occupation: Drunk

Watch out fellas, Single Sarah is on the loose! With her leopard print winter coat, tupac bandana, and constant beer in hand, she was bred to be a mother. Her hobbies include kicking rocks and tearing hair from it’s roots using tape. She perfers boys who have been freshly tape waxed so she is easy to please. Her happiest moment was busting out of the womb, which she seems to remember, so that’s impressive. If you think Sarah is the one, make a pit stop at the tape store and go catch your future!

Tags: Blog entry, crazy lady, dating on demand, drunk girl

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4 Responses to "Bachelorette of the Week: Single Sarah"

Julius Holmberg says:

May 16, 2010 at 5:52 am

WTF i am trying to eat here
PO says:

May 16, 2010 at 6:54 am

Are these videos funny?
Lawrence Taylor says:

May 15, 2010 at 10:34 pm

Popped da cherry …nigga
pratik says:

May 16, 2010 at 11:35 pm

If Lindsay Lohan had a different mom (one that didn’t whore her out to Disney for big bucks), I’m sure this is how she would’ve turned out.

Bachelorette of the Week: Single Sarah

4 Responses to "Bachelorette of the Week: Single Sarah"

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