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Bachelorette of the Week: Alcatraz

posted 05/01/2010
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Who knows? Maybe you can meet that special someone on Holy Taco. But if you do, we get to get wasted and make a speech while you guys are doing it for the first time. No exceptions!
 
 
Name: Alcatraz
Age: 23
Occupation: Regional Manager
 
Alcatraz is a f*cking psycho. She loves kitties, her sexy hair, and kitties. The key to her heart is having a 100% perfect body and nice eyes, so you can tell she is not shallow. Some fun facts about Alcatraz are she has a huge fur fetish and some of the craziest eyes ever, and of course she loves kitties. If you like what you see throw on your best mascot suit and get ready to get weird!
 
 
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13 Responses to "Bachelorette of the Week: Alcatraz"

  1. Anonymoosesex says:
    May 2, 2010 at 7:33 pm

    I think she kills doods in their sleep. “Mr. Knifey is feeling sad and stabby today…”

  2. Ring YToyo says:
    May 2, 2010 at 5:30 am

    Wow thats insane dude. Scary!

    Lou
    http://www.whos-watching.es.tc

  3. pratik says:
    May 2, 2010 at 3:43 am

    The choice of her username alone should send most guys running for the hills.

  4. Dwight K. Schrute says:
    May 2, 2010 at 3:16 am

    Me too! Until I got caught… :(

    Now I only fuck my farm animals, which is within the law if you use a condom.

  5. Pedobear says:
    May 2, 2010 at 12:59 am

    I love kiddies, too.

  6. A Man With A 100% Perfect Body says:
    May 2, 2010 at 12:57 am

    I’d make those psycho eyes roll into the back of her head, and then I’d run like hell!

  7. Joe The Asshole says:
    May 1, 2010 at 11:51 pm

    I’d do her… heck I’d do her ’till monday!!!

  8. Ralphieann says:
    May 1, 2010 at 8:02 pm

    Are those dating videos for real??? LOL

  9. DonkeyXote says:
    May 1, 2010 at 6:39 pm

    Because you’re a faggot! hahahahah!

  10. Zombie Kid says:
    May 1, 2010 at 6:08 pm

    I like kitties.

  11. Dwight K. Schrute says:
    May 1, 2010 at 4:34 pm

    Back the fuck off bitch, he’s ALL MINES!

    GET YOUR OWN!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Bucket Headed Monkey says:
    May 1, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    inb4somecheesydonkeyxoteinsult

  13. Cosgrove says:
    May 2, 2010 at 4:34 pm

    Is she drunk? She seems drunk. Man I bet she is a complete fucking nut.


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