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Bacon Beats Fries!

November 6th, 2008 | 07:07 am
 
In what can't be called a surprising result, Bacon was elected, what I can only assume, was president of the most awesome food in Denver on election day. And while Bacon handily won, I would've liked to have seen Bacon go up against a more formidable oppornent like nachos or sliders or donut hamburgers. Maybe in four years.
 
 
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3 Responses to "Bacon Beats Fries!"

  1. Eric Sornoso Says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 03:42 pm

    Everyone knows that fries lost since they didn't endorse the "French" label.

    C' est la vie

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