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16 Responses to "Like Bacon, Except Disgusting"

  1. Anonymous says:

    From the looks of the pic, instead of “squeez bacon”, they should have called it “B.M. in a bottle”.

  2. Dick Tucker says:

    You might need a colonoscopy if your BM’s look like that.

  3. Anonymous says:

    It’s a thinkgeek.com April Fools day fake product.

  4. Anonymous says:

    like a website, only not funny

  5. blueBalls says:

    i also anus fertilize, but that’s easy.

  6. Felicia-O says:

    A way to use bacon that’s not mouthwatering. More like anus watering.

  7. vaffanculo says:

    Wow. Well, uh … guess we can shut the door on this one.

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  9. Dom says:

    you’re gay, and I think this made me throw up a little bit in my mouth.

  10. redbuttdildo says:

    I dont know whats more unpleasant. The baby gorilla turd coming out of that bottle or that fake burger.

  11. Thatguypete says:

    It’s the bastard child of the McRib!!!

  12. LOL says:

    Since when did they start bottling human sh!t?

  13. Dick Tucker says:

    I’ve been bottling my shit for years. There’s a vintage ’84 that I like to bring out on weekends.

  14. Dick Tucker says:

    Did you bottle it?

  15. Anonymous says:

    This made me pee myself a little.

  16. Shizzire says:

    Currently fake. I’m sure it’s not far behind “Bacon Lube”.


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