Bacon Man Is Exactly Who You Think He Is

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I have no idea what these Bacon Man videos are all about, but since they’re bacon-themed, I don’t really care. This isn’t one of those things you need to question too vigorously. Once you just accept that Bacon Man is using the swing to cool off so he won’t burn the tongue of the guy who’s going to eat him, or he’s using the sun to make himself extra crispy (“just how he likes it”) then you won’t get caught up questioning why Bacon Man is doing these Bacon Man things. (I have no idea what I’m talking about. Just watch the videos.)

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Car model Lisa Angeline (uncoached)