Yesterday I read a headline that made me laugh and, without reading the story, I just made up what I assumed happened. I was way off, as it happens, but the real story was depressing and uninteresting. Then it hit me, newspapers are great at writing headlines but often drop the ball when it comes to reporting the actual news. Lucky for yo I’m no journalist so I just screencapped these headlines and wrote my own stories to go with them that are clearly better than the originals. Clearly. Or worse. Whatevs.