This is pretty disappointing news. Could you imagine the happy ending you would get from God? The guy is all-knowing and all-seeing. He is everywhere at the same time. Everywhere. I've been to a few massage parlors in my day, and let me tell you, some of those "masseuse's" could've used a little omnipotence when it came time to finish the job.
Well the truth is he will do it, but you have to pay more - but no matter what, it's always awkward when God is giving you a massage and at the end he asks - "You want me make banana cry?"
Be careful what you say about God. Yes, He is all-knowing and all-powerful, but since He respects our free will, He lets us have our own way, even though He isn't pleased with it. With our free will, we also have to accept the consequences of our decisions. That's why there's so much evil and corruption in the world, because of man. You really think it's God's fault? Why would He even rescue us in the first place? We don't deserve it.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
March 27th, 2009 at 08:45 am
I don't follow those thoughts
March 27th, 2009 at 09:09 am
My point is: God would give awesome handjobs. Sorry if that wasn't clear, I'm a little hungover.
March 27th, 2009 at 09:16 am
If your idea of God is a hot little Tai chick with soft palms, then yes, I think God does give happy endings.
March 27th, 2009 at 09:41 am
Well the truth is he will do it, but you have to pay more - but no matter what, it's always awkward when God is giving you a massage and at the end he asks - "You want me make banana cry?"
March 27th, 2009 at 10:30 am
Speak for yourself, I just slip him a $20... Yo, check out this hilarious video about why Old People suck!
March 27th, 2009 at 10:57 am
Unless you phrase it right.
March 28th, 2009 at 01:49 am
... but that priest will.
March 28th, 2009 at 05:46 am
Oh well. Its good "god" doesnt exist then, or i'd be worried....
March 29th, 2009 at 02:12 am
Be careful what you say about God. Yes, He is all-knowing and all-powerful, but since He respects our free will, He lets us have our own way, even though He isn't pleased with it. With our free will, we also have to accept the consequences of our decisions. That's why there's so much evil and corruption in the world, because of man. You really think it's God's fault? Why would He even rescue us in the first place? We don't deserve it.
April 21st, 2009 at 03:48 pm
true dat, true dat. now lemme get dem digits
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