Bad News. God’s Not Giving You A Happy Ending.

10 Responses to "Bad News. God’s Not Giving You A Happy Ending."

1. www.fllottonumbers.net says:

   March 27, 2009 at 8:45 am

   I don’t follow those thoughts

2. cory says:

   March 27, 2009 at 9:09 am

   My point is: God would give awesome handjobs. Sorry if that wasn’t clear, I’m a little hungover.
3. Colin says:

   March 27, 2009 at 9:41 am

   Well the truth is he will do it, but you have to pay more – but no matter what, it’s always awkward when God is giving you a massage and at the end he asks – “You want me make banana cry?”

4. Liz A says:

   March 28, 2009 at 1:49 am

   … but that priest will.

5. Bootylam! says:

   March 27, 2009 at 10:57 am

   Unless you phrase it right.

6. Redrum says:

   March 27, 2009 at 9:16 am

   If your idea of God is a hot little Tai chick with soft palms, then yes, I think God does give happy endings.

7. Anonymous says:

   March 28, 2009 at 5:46 am

   Oh well. Its good “god” doesnt exist then, or i’d be worried….

8. kat says:

   March 29, 2009 at 2:12 am

   Be careful what you say about God. Yes, He is all-knowing and all-powerful, but since He respects our free will, He lets us have our own way, even though He isn’t pleased with it. With our free will, we also have to accept the consequences of our decisions. That’s why there’s so much evil and corruption in the world, because of man. You really think it’s God’s fault? Why would He even rescue us in the first place? We don’t deserve it.

9. Anonymous says:

   April 21, 2009 at 3:48 pm

   true dat, true dat. now lemme get dem digits

10. todders says:

    March 27, 2009 at 10:30 am

    Speak for yourself, I just slip him a $20… Yo, check out this hilarious video about why Old People suck!