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i pray for not only your death but the death of your entire family. preferably in a fire
A fire that has flying razors and AIDS.
Good News: she boffs like a Bunny !!!
Yummy. I love the concentration camp look.
Really, why bother having sex with her when it would be way more fun to play a wicked xylophone solo on her ribs with your dick?
i would definitely let this chick take the largest shit ever on my forehead. and then let it ripple down my face an into my mouth as i rub it down my nipples and slowly onto my 2inch erect cock
there’s pics of girls and you take the time to read this?!?!?! who the hell cares?
little girls should be proud of there little boobies, i don’t like fake tits, not at all.
Definitely a trophy girlfriend.
Call me what one will.
Anyways, at least tonight’s masturbating more enjoyable.
What paint?
I would paint her face
i only get off after there dead.
holy duck tape batman,this girl can keep me away from saving the world anyday.
woof,woof again
I’m feeling woozy!
i love her.
alot.
that is not duck tape moron…
it is painter’s tape….
alot less adhesive….
which is not really a bad thing per say.
does she do a lousy paint job?…how about blowjob she looks like a perfect gal for me..
i’d hire her any day, come work for me bitch
I was gonna say the same thing about not liking tits but wanted to add preferring cock in my ass as well. Maybe we could hook up and not like tits together.
The tape is supposed to go on the wall honey.
yummy
Nah I’ll pass
What is wrong with you?
he lacks a penis
he needed a painter.
she’s just not that hott to me
She lacks a penis.
You all lack brains.
Please forgive me kind people of Holy Taco, my son needs cock in his life…..Lots and lots of trobbing cock!
ha trust me i get more then enough pussy IRL
but here id pass
just dont think shes all that hott
There’s no reason to lie and try to cover it up. It’s only obvious to everyone here on Holy Taco that your gayer than your grandma. Who the fuck says: IRL?????
I’ll tell you who. A fuckin fruitcake! That’s who!!!
what the hell is wrong with you?
Tape her hands and mouth. Replace paint smudge with cum stain. That’s better. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a mess to clean up.
Wanna rub your brush on my DICK?
No wait: “Nice way to get blue balls.”
Ha!
Got it?
Second times the charm, bro.
Thats what I call improvisation… See the blue tape over the door? She was working and she thought… Hey I should tape my boobs and take a pic…
Glad you did it…
Because you know she had a camera with her while painting.
I really need to know this girls name. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Why?
It makes it feel more like a real person.
my over-jerked wiener recognizes her as ashton von
thank you
i hate this chick for not peeing in my mouth
That BITCH.
I know that girl she lives in orlando, she used to run a site called nogirlnextdoor.com
how weird