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this is just the next phase in human evolution, where we learn to eat off of our bellies like otters
… and I have now just seen THE most motherfuckingly retardedly stee-YOO-pid attempt at making something political in the history of the entire world. This is a momentous achievement, so congratulations, douchetard.
and to think Senator Franken once called Rush fat….
…………Yawn…………sigh…………
Nice sausage-tits fatty…
Fail. I don’t like you already.
this guy is me in 20 years
This guy is me in 20 minutes.
Of course. Look at those nipples.
You’d hit it.
Balancing D-cups on my face makes me horny…
I think his water just broke.
Nice sausage patties, titty….oh fuck, too many mojitas.
Fuck i should have brought my paint ball gun with me….
Oh shit! That guy is me!
He’s lugging it!
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/luckiest_mascot_ever.htm
Whoops wrong pic.
He’s Lugging It!
http://a6.vox.com/6a00c225290de28e1d00e398ac47f60003-pi