We know you love Holy Taco, a quick glimpse at the comments on any article makes it apparent we’re more loved than Jesus and Buddha riding unicorns down mainstreet tossing out prophylactics and dollar coins. But we need constant validation of that love and for that reason we’re presenting you, our fans, with a task. Give unto us a fan tribute. But not just any fan tribute…oh no.
The time has come to demonstrate your testicular fortitude, kids. Deep in the recesses of the Holy taco offices we got our hands on the most intense iPhone accessory man has ever dared dream into reality – Phoneballs. They’re balls for your phone. Did you read that? We’ll type it again to spare your eyes the effort of looking left – they are balls for your phone. Look at the balls!
If you’re in the market for your own set of nuts all you need to do is show you’ve got the balls to get them by giving us the manliest Holy Taco tribute you can. Head over to our Facebook page and post your photos, some art or a YouTube video. Tattoo our logo on your ass, name your first child after us, Photoshop the awesomeness that is Holy taco into the Hindenburg disaster or, you know, whatever. Make us believe in love again. Earn your balls.
Post to the main page or make a gallery and we’ll get that shizzle organized and let the rest of our fans be the judges. So if you want to win, you have to make them believe too. Do you have what it takes? Do you have 5 minutes? DO IT!
Winners will be judged over tea and crumpets at editorial’s weekend box social, and then announced July 1st.