#27: I was going to spend the first 100 days as president drinking 40's and smoking weed in the Rose Garden. But then the whole economic thing happened...buzz kill!
I'm loving the comments about how it's distastful against the "One." Awww....is somebody making fun of your messiah?
Burning dog, the lame douche, goes as far as to attack an ex-president to counter this hilarious piece of humor. Really? Are you that insecure with who you voted for? Wake up. G.W. is out of the White house moron. Now you have to find somebody else to complain about. Try eeni meeni minee mo and pick a Republican from Congress if that makes you feel better. Then make something up that is current because Bush jokes are over little girl.
If you'll excuse me I have to go back to watching Fox news.
I don't see why you're so butt hurt My Mom. Seems like these jokes are all in good fun. Find a sense of humor. Perhaps this website is a little too advanced for you.
"...wow this is really mean.
give it a break.
seriously."
"Do you really expect people to believe this?"
"this is by far the worst thing I've seen on your page... shame on you guys..."
This post is in good fun and is humorous. These replies to it are what I am referring to in my reply above, jackass. Perhaps you are too advanced, so much so, that your head has advanced up your ass or possibly Obama's that you can't understand what I meant.
P.S. I am laughing at you for trying to make sense and ending up sounding like some high school bozo that would munch on Obama's nuts if he offered them to you.
Oh please, your arguments are contradict yourself and your insults are child-like. It's easy to call someone a "dildo" or say I'd "munch on Obama's nuts if he offered them to you" when the internet allows you to be virtually unidentifiable.
When you find some intellect, please make a post which has backbone and merit. But I doubt you'll do that. You'll probably result to calling me a "fag" or "fag-idiot". Whatever it is, I'm sure your insults will attack my sexuality and make claims as to my liberal views on politics (which relates directly to my sexuality in your mind). Whatever will come, I look forward to reading.
Oh identifiable Steve1....you cock gobbling lefty wing. Your political view is just like your shit stained tiny penis
that you take advantage of sleeping drunk homeless men with
...it stinks. Hows that you fag-idiot?
"your arguments are contradict yourself"
Give that one more try and try to make some sense.
You dildo.
Yeah for sure bro. He can definitely spell really well.
I also spells really well. I won my spelling bee three years in a row in high school. Toot toot. Why that's why I voted for him. That and he uses a Blackberry just like me. We're practically twins.
Click on HotSexyVideo's name
It is not a porn site but rather a place where fellow
liberal minded folk can gather and discuss how great we
will be off when Obmama gets some shit going in this mutha.
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February 6th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
LAMO @ #9
That's some funny shit there!!
February 6th, 2009 at 02:12 pm
this is by far the worst thing I've seen on your page... shame on you guys...
February 6th, 2009 at 02:06 pm
The worst as "in poor taste" or "not funny". Because we have lots more of both. Feel free to browse the site, I'm sure you'll find plenty of "worsts"!
March 30th, 2009 at 03:28 pm
Sweet! I thought this shit was hilarious. I love my igloo.
February 6th, 2009 at 03:44 pm
you need to get laid
February 8th, 2009 at 02:33 pm
Yes, I do need to get laid don't I?
February 8th, 2009 at 02:40 pm
I got laid once.
February 14th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
I didnt
February 6th, 2009 at 09:00 pm
You're an idiot.
February 8th, 2009 at 02:40 pm
You're an idiot.
February 8th, 2009 at 02:29 pm
No, You're an idiot.
February 8th, 2009 at 02:41 pm
No You're definitely an idiot.
February 8th, 2009 at 02:41 pm
Can we both agree that we're both idiots?
February 8th, 2009 at 02:42 pm
Settled then. I'm and idiot and you're an idiot.
June 12th, 2009 at 06:59 am
wait, how do I know you two aren't the same person....
February 8th, 2009 at 02:21 pm
Yes, how dare they pick on our great leader.
Just a bunch of white goofs that are sad a
black man is holding the reigns now.
February 6th, 2009 at 02:19 pm
This is awesome. Reading this makes my "N" word hard.
February 6th, 2009 at 02:29 pm
@ 10 -- that comes as a big surprise... wonder what Obama thinks about the Porno Bailout: (can you believe these guys???)
February 6th, 2009 at 03:56 pm
Awesome PORNO BAILOUT:
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/150
February 7th, 2009 at 09:40 am
LMAO! Donald Ballsack??? Excellent porn name!
February 6th, 2009 at 04:57 pm
LMFAO TACOOOOOOOOO
February 6th, 2009 at 06:23 pm
Donuthole IS a pretty sweet word.
February 6th, 2009 at 07:03 pm
Wow dude that was pretty funny dude!
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February 6th, 2009 at 07:16 pm
Do you really expect people to believe this?
February 8th, 2009 at 10:40 am
No.
February 6th, 2009 at 07:06 pm
hahaha at #8!
February 6th, 2009 at 08:00 pm
...wow this is really mean.
give it a break.
seriously.
February 6th, 2009 at 08:59 pm
HAHAHA I love that someone shamed you guys. That is awesome, want a little ninny pants.
February 7th, 2009 at 12:34 am
23 = Funny as hell.
#26 should be I fisted my wife on national television.
February 7th, 2009 at 10:26 am
#27: I was going to spend the first 100 days as president drinking 40's and smoking weed in the Rose Garden. But then the whole economic thing happened...buzz kill!
February 7th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Someone should do George W. Bush's 25 random things about me.
1) When Laura won't give me a blow job, I threaten to send her to Gitmo.
February 8th, 2009 at 02:22 pm
Yeah down with Bush uuuuuuh hu hu
oh wate he is not our prezident enymorz
I wish I had sum beter materiul duuuuuuuu
February 7th, 2009 at 10:42 am
G.W. Bush #2: As a practical joke, I left a KKK hood in Obama's desk.
February 7th, 2009 at 11:14 am
#24 is the best. i love when cancer is used as a punchline.
February 7th, 2009 at 07:09 pm
I'm loving the comments about how it's distastful against the "One." Awww....is somebody making fun of your messiah?
Burning dog, the lame douche, goes as far as to attack an ex-president to counter this hilarious piece of humor. Really? Are you that insecure with who you voted for? Wake up. G.W. is out of the White house moron. Now you have to find somebody else to complain about. Try eeni meeni minee mo and pick a Republican from Congress if that makes you feel better. Then make something up that is current because Bush jokes are over little girl.
If you'll excuse me I have to go back to watching Fox news.
February 7th, 2009 at 08:16 pm
I don't see why you're so butt hurt My Mom. Seems like these jokes are all in good fun. Find a sense of humor. Perhaps this website is a little too advanced for you.
February 8th, 2009 at 10:37 am
Read these replies carefully you dildo.
"I doubt Obama wrote this."
"...wow this is really mean.
give it a break.
seriously."
"Do you really expect people to believe this?"
"this is by far the worst thing I've seen on your page... shame on you guys..."
This post is in good fun and is humorous. These replies to it are what I am referring to in my reply above, jackass. Perhaps you are too advanced, so much so, that your head has advanced up your ass or possibly Obama's that you can't understand what I meant.
P.S. I am laughing at you for trying to make sense and ending up sounding like some high school bozo that would munch on Obama's nuts if he offered them to you.
February 8th, 2009 at 01:45 pm
Oh please, your arguments are contradict yourself and your insults are child-like. It's easy to call someone a "dildo" or say I'd "munch on Obama's nuts if he offered them to you" when the internet allows you to be virtually unidentifiable.
When you find some intellect, please make a post which has backbone and merit. But I doubt you'll do that. You'll probably result to calling me a "fag" or "fag-idiot". Whatever it is, I'm sure your insults will attack my sexuality and make claims as to my liberal views on politics (which relates directly to my sexuality in your mind). Whatever will come, I look forward to reading.
February 8th, 2009 at 02:05 pm
Oh identifiable Steve1....you cock gobbling lefty wing. Your political view is just like your shit stained tiny penis
that you take advantage of sleeping drunk homeless men with
...it stinks. Hows that you fag-idiot?
"your arguments are contradict yourself"
Give that one more try and try to make some sense.
You dildo.
February 8th, 2009 at 08:22 pm
see, you made my point for me. Thank you. steve1:1, My mom: O. And that's all she wrote.
February 8th, 2009 at 09:24 pm
You beat your mom, good job loser
February 9th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
My Mom was a bitch, too. I feel ya
February 10th, 2009 at 07:31 am
retards.
June 12th, 2009 at 07:03 am
My Mom, find another site to bug. You're a downer.
February 7th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
I only read the first few lines, and already I see "peopel" and "rolemodel" misspelled like that.
I doubt Obama wrote this.
February 8th, 2009 at 02:20 pm
Yeah for sure bro. He can definitely spell really well.
I also spells really well. I won my spelling bee three years in a row in high school. Toot toot. Why that's why I voted for him. That and he uses a Blackberry just like me. We're practically twins.
March 2nd, 2009 at 08:23 pm
you are beyond idiotic.
February 8th, 2009 at 12:21 am
I am sure he will lead us out of economic crisis.
February 8th, 2009 at 02:15 pm
Look at my porn site, it is good.
Boobs, weiners, and nipples....;p
February 8th, 2009 at 02:36 pm
Click on HotSexyVideo's name
It is not a porn site but rather a place where fellow
liberal minded folk can gather and discuss how great we
will be off when Obmama gets some shit going in this mutha.
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