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Barack Obama Answers A Facebook Chain Letter

There’s a popular new chain letter going around Facebook that asks users to write 25 Things About themselves. It’s so popular, in fact, that Barack Obama actually answered it.
 
 

 
 

57 Responses to "Barack Obama Answers A Facebook Chain Letter"

  1. HotSexyVideo says:

    I am sure he will lead us out of economic crisis.

  2. My Mom says:

    Oh identifiable Steve1….you cock gobbling lefty wing. Your political view is just like your shit stained tiny penis
    that you take advantage of sleeping drunk homeless men with
    …it stinks. Hows that you fag-idiot?

    “your arguments are contradict yourself”
    Give that one more try and try to make some sense.
    You dildo.

  3. KTFO says:

    23 = Funny as hell.

    #26 should be I fisted my wife on national television.

  4. Anonymous says:

    obama is the anti-christ and thats a fact, na mean?

  5. idiot hater says:

    you are beyond idiotic.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Failed. “Keep religion and sex where they belong, in the bedroom.”

  7. Anonymous says:

    You’re a dick… and I like it. That’s some funny shit.

  8. dane says:

    Good stuff…i can’t believe somebody actually thought Obama wrote this…man I wish he did though…I’d go back in time and vote for him! I love the heated political conversations on holy taco.com
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  9. steve1 says:

    Oh please, your arguments are contradict yourself and your insults are child-like. It’s easy to call someone a “dildo” or say I’d “munch on Obama’s nuts if he offered them to you” when the internet allows you to be virtually unidentifiable.

    When you find some intellect, please make a post which has backbone and merit. But I doubt you’ll do that. You’ll probably result to calling me a “fag” or “fag-idiot”. Whatever it is, I’m sure your insults will attack my sexuality and make claims as to my liberal views on politics (which relates directly to my sexuality in your mind). Whatever will come, I look forward to reading.

  10. Anonymous says:

    You beat your mom, good job loser

  11. Burning Dog says:

    #27: I was going to spend the first 100 days as president drinking 40′s and smoking weed in the Rose Garden. But then the whole economic thing happened…buzz kill!

  12. Anonymous says:

    I only read the first few lines, and already I see “peopel” and “rolemodel” misspelled like that.

    I doubt Obama wrote this.

  13. Anonymous says:

    retards.

  14. PrickRolled says:

    Obama slings crack in Northeast.

  15. steve1 says:

    I don’t see why you’re so butt hurt My Mom. Seems like these jokes are all in good fun. Find a sense of humor. Perhaps this website is a little too advanced for you.

  16. Anonymous says:

    …wow this is really mean.
    give it a break.
    seriously.

  17. Anonymous says:

    hahaha at #8!

  18. Annie says:

    My Mom was a bitch, too. I feel ya

  19. Burning Dog says:

    Yeah down with Bush uuuuuuh hu hu
    oh wate he is not our prezident enymorz
    I wish I had sum beter materiul duuuuuuuu

  20. My Mom says:

    I’m loving the comments about how it’s distastful against the “One.” Awww….is somebody making fun of your messiah?

    Burning dog, the lame douche, goes as far as to attack an ex-president to counter this hilarious piece of humor. Really? Are you that insecure with who you voted for? Wake up. G.W. is out of the White house moron. Now you have to find somebody else to complain about. Try eeni meeni minee mo and pick a Republican from Congress if that makes you feel better. Then make something up that is current because Bush jokes are over little girl.

    If you’ll excuse me I have to go back to watching Fox news.

  21. http://www.porn007.net/vshare says:

    Look at my porn site, it is good.
    Boobs, weiners, and nipples….;p

  22. My Mom says:

    Read these replies carefully you dildo.

    “I doubt Obama wrote this.”

    “…wow this is really mean.
    give it a break.
    seriously.”

    “Do you really expect people to believe this?”

    “this is by far the worst thing I’ve seen on your page… shame on you guys…”

    This post is in good fun and is humorous. These replies to it are what I am referring to in my reply above, jackass. Perhaps you are too advanced, so much so, that your head has advanced up your ass or possibly Obama’s that you can’t understand what I meant.

    P.S. I am laughing at you for trying to make sense and ending up sounding like some high school bozo that would munch on Obama’s nuts if he offered them to you.

  23. Anonymous says:

    HAHAHA I love that someone shamed you guys. That is awesome, want a little ninny pants.

  24. Burning Dog says:

    G.W. Bush #2: As a practical joke, I left a KKK hood in Obama’s desk.

  25. Burning Dog says:

    Click on HotSexyVideo’s name
    It is not a porn site but rather a place where fellow
    liberal minded folk can gather and discuss how great we
    will be off when Obmama gets some shit going in this mutha.

  26. Burning Dog says:

    http://www.zoo9.com

    Come and see my cool site!!

    It has plenty of cool pictures of Obama, Michelle and their two cute little muffins.

  27. Anonymous says:

    Yeah for sure bro. He can definitely spell really well.
    I also spells really well. I won my spelling bee three years in a row in high school. Toot toot. Why that’s why I voted for him. That and he uses a Blackberry just like me. We’re practically twins.

  28. matt says:

    #24 is the best. i love when cancer is used as a punchline.

  29. steve1 says:

    see, you made my point for me. Thank you. steve1:1, My mom: O. And that’s all she wrote.

  30. Burning Dog says:

    Someone should do George W. Bush’s 25 random things about me.
    1) When Laura won’t give me a blow job, I threaten to send her to Gitmo.

  31. Anonymous says:

    My Mom, find another site to bug. You’re a downer.

  32. John Tipple says:

    If the Gulf of Mexico was such a sensitive area then what the hell where the EPA doing giving BP the green light to drill in such deep water in the first place or did they expect BP to give some guarantee of success- its risky business.

    Sure BP are responsible but are you trying to say that Halliburton, TRansocean and Cameron valves are not culpable in any way?
    Instead of racking up the presssure on BP like some overgrown bullyboy,we might have expected a more responsible helpful response from the US President but obviously his ratings have suffered and like his predecessor he’ll stop at nothing to improve his ratings; probably even make BP pay for Katrina, but oh how different it all was when there was massive breakdown at the Union Carbide run plant at Bhopal…what a pity someone didn’t keep a boot on their neck !
    Disgusted……..whatever happened to American Justice?

  33. Anonymous says:

    this is by far the worst thing I’ve seen on your page… shame on you guys…

  34. Anonymous says:

    you need to get laid

  35. Anonymous says:

    Yes, how dare they pick on our great leader.
    Just a bunch of white goofs that are sad a
    black man is holding the reigns now.

  36. Anonymous says:

    You’re an idiot.

  37. cory says:
    The worst as "in poor taste" or "not funny". Because we have lots more of both. Feel free to browse the site, I’m sure you’ll find plenty of "worsts"!
  38. Martin s from canada says:

    Sweet! I thought this shit was hilarious. I love my igloo.

  39. Sti guy says:

    I didnt

  40. steve1 says:

    I got laid once.

  41. Anonymous says:

    Yes, I do need to get laid don’t I?

  42. Tommy Tuggerdong says:

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  43. sarahbeara says:

    LMAO! Donald Ballsack??? Excellent porn name!

  44. Armando says:

    LMFAO TACOOOOOOOOO

  45. Anonymous says:

    Do you really expect people to believe this?

  46. Bobina says:

    No.

  47. Fallen85 says:

    This is awesome. Reading this makes my “N” word hard.

  48. Anonymous says:

    Settled then. I’m and idiot and you’re an idiot.

  49. Anonymous says:

    No, You’re an idiot.

  50. Anonymous says:

    No You’re definitely an idiot.

  51. Anonymous says:

    Can we both agree that we’re both idiots?

  52. Anonymous says:

    You’re an idiot.

  53. Anonymous says:

    wait, how do I know you two aren’t the same person….

  54. Edwordrules says:

    LAMO @ #9
    That’s some funny shit there!!

  55. Barack You like a Hurricane says:
    @ 10 — that comes as a big surprise… wonder what Obama thinks about the Porno Bailout: (can you believe these guys???)
  56. QBug says:

    Donuthole IS a pretty sweet word.

  57. JOhn Jones says:

    Wow dude that was pretty funny dude!

    RT
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