Watching the inauguration on TV is probably going to be a lot like Super Bowl Sunday. Coverage will start hours beforehand and the reporters are going to say the same things over and over again to fill airtime. So we made this bingo game, to make it a little more interesting. To play, just put a flag pin in the square whenever you hear a TV anchor say one of these phrases. When you complete a row, yell Bingo! (If you don’t know how to play, ask your grandmother.) Good luck!
$5 says that Chris Matthews lifts up his flesh apron during the inauguration and pleasures himself.
Ass to Ass America.
I’m pre-gaming with a round of Edward Fortyhands. I’m drinking everytime I have the thought “DAMN, I’M GLAD BUSH ISN’T PREZ” crosses my mind…
I will be drunk.
I just saw this awesome vid about the GUY WHO GOT TRAMPLED TO DEATH at WAL-MART:
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/1/13/little-billys-got-a-secret.html