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Basement Horse Is Watching You Masturbate


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  1. Anonymous says:

    Personally, I agree with Frank. I wish people like “that guy” would get a fucking life.

    And this is where I realise I should stop my rant, because regardless of how correct it is, nobody will learn from it and it won’t change anything.

  2. rgar says:

    I think Frank is trying to capitalize on last week’s comment winner’s long discourse about toilet paper.

  3. That Guy says:

    good job indeed, sir. good job indeed.

  4. Anonymous says:

    whatever! basement horse made me laugh my balls off! good job “that guy” !

  5. Anonymous says:

    Mmmm.. Stump-a-licious..
    fap fap?

  6. Anonymous says:

    We come here for these kinds of pictures, so what the fuck are you wasting your time for? If u don’t like these kinds of pictures, why even look? If your really that bored I suggest you go masterbate you dumb ass!

  7. Anonymous says:

    I´d hit it.

  8. eata says:

    fank ur retarded u put a fucking star in fuck
    stop trying 2 sound intelligent 4 ur cyber buddies and go jackoff 2 ur dad

  9. Anonymous says:

    Just think about the extra room when she takes that leg off.

  10. Anonymous says:

    i seen her myspace
    u should see her little teeth
    she is SICK
    and she looks nothing like that no more

  11. Anonymous says:

    Rufnusd, I noticed that shit too. Her forehead totally ruins it for me.

  12. Anonymous says:

    nice try, Frank. you still need to get a life.

  13. Dr. Frank N Furter says:

    Basement horse watched Frank masturbate to his comment.

  14. Anonymous says:

    Thats that Bitches number
    Found it in my friends cell phone ^_^
    I thought he knew her!
    Her name is Amber

  15. Buddy Ice says:

    I keep cracking up when you guys refer to her as a “robot”.

  16. AfterFart says:

    What a fuckin pervert!! That horse is looking right up her skirt.. And thinking lemme see yer tits!

  17. knyghtthyme says:

    Thats not a forehead, thats a fivehead.

    *note to doctor*
    Frank needs his meds adjusted, hes
    still having severe mood swings.

  18. Anonymous says:

    her right leg looks different than her left leg…

  19. Anonymous says:

    anybody else wonder if that stump has, like … some kind of … hole you could, like … stick it in … no? just me? really? wow. ok.

  20. Anonymous says:

    Frank should play WoW more.

  21. Anonymous says:

    she like
    only has one leg

  22. too bad about frank says:

    seems you havent killed yourself yet…. you know, the economy’s down maybe you should consider it.

  23. Anonymous says:


  24. faceplant says:

    wait so your saying he didn’t get enough attention because he put that there? you said he ruined a perfectly good picture i assume you find a one legged girl perfect for your cyborg fetish huh

  25. Anonymous says:

    Frank you’re a fucking homo why don’t you type another 2 page rant on something irrelevant you douche bag

  26. That Guy says:

    so you like my glistening lips?

  27. Anonymous says:

    well said, frank.
    i agree :)

  28. Anonymous says:

    Wow, Frank. You are exactly the way you described yourself. You need to get a life……

  29. Anonymous says:

    hope you feel better there, Frankie. my gf hates it when she runs out of Tampax too.

  30. Frank says:

    Ehrm… I agree… Why The F*ck did someone ruin a perfectly good picture by photoshopping in a silly internet meme?

    Someone didn’t get enough attention when they where little perhaps? Still don’t? Feeling a bit… inadequate? Oh don’t worry… photoshop can fix your problems too. Just 300 more ruined pictures that make ordinary people wince and losers piss themselves in hedonistic apathetic unreciprocated mating rituals and you can be a internet celebrity too! Yes, we will forever remember the nameless faceless person who did open paint and added the words WTF and a circle to this already defaced image, and we will forever be aware that somewhere out there he lives… in his mothers basement… the pimplyfaced teenager with erectile dysfunction who loves nothing more than to get a rise out of people.

    So let us all tell that guy… You are “That Guy”. We are laughing AT you, not with you. If anyone actually liked you enough to care we would smack you so hard your braces would pop out so you would finally understand what a gigantic fool you make of yourself. You are to us – the general public on the internet – the equivalent of a four-popped-collar guido with a fake orange tan and homoerotically glistening lips.

    You are the very thing you hate the most.


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  32. zinvio says:

    sexy girl in sexy color. lucky horse.

  33. Beanbag says:

    actually we’re kinda laughing at *you*, franky baby, lol.

  34. Anonymous says:

    robots turn me on not too fond of horses tho

  35. Roc says:

    I’d hit it.

    I mean the horse, not the robot.

  36. Anonymous says:

    frankly, we dont give a shit. oh and franks a retard. somebody should put that on a shirt.

  37. rufnusd says:

    I guess I am the only one who noticed her forehead…..

  38. Anonymous says:

    Mmmm beans & franks……

  39. Anonymous says: