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20 Responses to "Be A Wingman: Somebody Has To Do It"

  1. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:


    You guys are so funny joking around the idea of raping an unconscious person.


  2. Phil Jones says:

    I’m sure she wouldn’t mind if she was gangbanged. I wouldn’t. Fill all our holes sexy boys! Mm!

  3. Jewish guy says:

    this chick reminds me of a funny story

    (no not the fattie named debbie on whom i pissed on)

    so anyway i was at this party in an upscale jewish neighborhood (you goyim cant even afford to look at it) and saw this beautiful korean chick passed out in the room

    i did what any responsible guy would do, , I dunked her head in the toilet (only for a few seconds, i am not a monster) and hit her repeatedly and gave her bruises, but to my credit i didnt do anything sexual, after all, i am a great guy

  4. 00kla the M0k says:

    If she lost 20 pounds I would maybe screw under a pseudonym. Maybe. 50 lbs and certainly. All depends on these factors:

    1. Is my bro’s scenario totally going to be ruined if I don’t do this?
    2. Does she know my real name or anyone that does?
    3. Does she smell like sour ass and perfume?
    4. Is she faking unconsciousness?

  5. Oberhauptsturmfuhrer says:

    Funny, I used to do that to Jewish girls back at the old ‘Schwitz.

  6. Memoirs of a Gay Shah says:

    no, you would screw her and marry her if she even looked your way, sorry, you can’t afford better.

  7. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    pratik, shut the fuck up and get me a Gatorade. Get it from the back of the fridge though, I know how dodgy you fuckers are by putting up front expired products with all the fresh stuff at the back.

    and make it snappy Apu-bitch!

  8. pratik says:

    Put a beeper in her snatch and call it every 30 seconds.

  9. Jewish guy says:

    typical indian idiot

    hey apu, get me a slushie quick

  10. Office Jerk, says:

    Oh hey its white-ass redneck guy! Haven’t seen you in a while!

  11. BAMABUM says:

    Cocaine is a hell of a Drug!!! LOL

  12. NotoriosGIB says:

    i’d hit it

  13. Notta says:

    How could ya? peuk bucket there, suppose fat chicks need love too!!!!

  14. aPlateOfGrapes says:

    “…but they’ve gotta pay!”

  15. douche bag says:

    she’s ungodly fat….she’s passed out so your job is done.

    why would anything halfway decent looking be friends with this whale of a woman anyways?

  16. Twattage Cheese says:

    Kick her leg and ride in the wave.

  17. Anonymousy says:

    I’d hit that.

  18. Jo Diggs says:

    ROTFL, oh hell no. No way dude.


  19. blah says:

    haha looks like she only drank 3/4 a fifth. that’s just sad.

  20. DonkeyXote says:

    Gladly! My sister’s a looker aint she!