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this chick reminds me of a funny story
(no not the fattie named debbie on whom i pissed on)
so anyway i was at this party in an upscale jewish neighborhood (you goyim cant even afford to look at it) and saw this beautiful korean chick passed out in the room
i did what any responsible guy would do, , I dunked her head in the toilet (only for a few seconds, i am not a monster) and hit her repeatedly and gave her bruises, but to my credit i didnt do anything sexual, after all, i am a great guy
I’m sure she wouldn’t mind if she was gangbanged. I wouldn’t. Fill all our holes sexy boys! Mm!
If she lost 20 pounds I would maybe screw under a pseudonym. Maybe. 50 lbs and certainly. All depends on these factors:
1. Is my bro’s scenario totally going to be ruined if I don’t do this?
2. Does she know my real name or anyone that does?
3. Does she smell like sour ass and perfume?
4. Is she faking unconsciousness?
Funny, I used to do that to Jewish girls back at the old ‘Schwitz.
no, you would screw her and marry her if she even looked your way, sorry, you can’t afford better.
TEE HEE HEE
You guys are so funny joking around the idea of raping an unconscious person.
FAGGOTS!
How could ya? peuk bucket there, suppose fat chicks need love too!!!!
“…but they’ve gotta pay!”
i’d hit it
Cocaine is a hell of a Drug!!! LOL
Put a beeper in her snatch and call it every 30 seconds.
typical indian idiot
hey apu, get me a slushie quick
Oh hey its white-ass redneck guy! Haven’t seen you in a while!
pratik, shut the fuck up and get me a Gatorade. Get it from the back of the fridge though, I know how dodgy you fuckers are by putting up front expired products with all the fresh stuff at the back.
and make it snappy Apu-bitch!
she’s ungodly fat….she’s passed out so your job is done.
why would anything halfway decent looking be friends with this whale of a woman anyways?
Kick her leg and ride in the wave.
I’d hit that.
ROTFL, oh hell no. No way dude.
Lou
http://www.anonymous-web-surfing.cz.tc
haha looks like she only drank 3/4 a fifth. that’s just sad.
Gladly! My sister’s a looker aint she!