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‘Been Had Money’ Is My New Favorite Person

I can’t understand anything he says aside from the n-word, "crazy," "cameraman," "been gettin’ money," and "been had money" but I really need to get more friends like this.  My favorite part is when he shakes the camera, so the camera guy looks directly into his face so he can pause for effect…and say the same exact thing he’s been saying for the past two m inutes.
If this video would’ve lasted another five minutes, I’m guessing his name would’ve changed from "Been Had Money" to "I’m Picking Up Money Off The Floor And Pool Table."

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23 Responses to "‘Been Had Money’ Is My New Favorite Person"

  1. TrillVille says:

    I get a single tear down my cheeck every time shit heads like this stab hip hop/rap in the balls. It’s just sad.

  2. Software Developer says:

    P.S. One of his friends will rob him. Fo sho.

  3. Brendon says:


  4. simonrex says:

    Been Had Money needs to make it rain on the PORN BAILOUT:


  5. Software Developer says:

    It is my dream to rob this guy at gunpoint. I’m not desperate for money but what kind of idiot carries that much cash for no good reason?

  6. been had needin’ some new linoleum on da’ flo fo’ sho’.huh?

  7. BobbyC says:

    I predict soon he “been had money” so he’d “been needing a McDonald job”

  8. Rondo says:

    haha this guy is named mike delorean, i cant understand wat the hell hes saying but watever, he been had money xD

  9. James says:

    Stay classy Been Had Money. Stay classy.

  10. Larry Leon says:

    ~Christian Bale

  11. Anonymous says:

    couldn’t afford hundos? just jacksons? this fool threw a couple thousand around. whoopdee shit. i could do the same if i went to my bank and made a withdrawal. if he wanted to impress me, he would have used that money to burn down the house because he was done with that one and wanted to build another one on top of its ashes.

  12. flamingjesus says:

    It really makes me mad when people with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome actually have more money than me. I should really start selling crack and robbing people. Any suggestions?

  13. Bob says:

    Looks like SOMEBODY got rapid refund AND got to claim his 10 kids that he dont take care of.

  14. PharmD Student says:

    That really wasn’t that much…If he had been throwing hundreds around, then I’d be impressed.

  15. Roger Lodge says:

    He’s obviously just a very successful investment banker

  16. Been Bailing Cotton says:

    seriously…my comment was removed?!?! Your effing lame HT

  17. Scott says:

    Jesus… You know, at first I thought you were just kidding about the whole not-understanding-him thing, but holy hell this mongoloid is fucked up.

  18. Baked Potato says:

    Been Had Money should have a contest with Christian Bale to see who can use more N/F words per minute, respectively.

  19. Library says:

    He’s like a magician.

  20. Amber says:

    Someones baby momma let them claim his kids this year.

  21. Darn Youtube, the video has been removed.

  22. Anonymous says:

    HA HA HA, put your change away son before someone hurts you and steals your lunch money… lol and pull them britches up boy, damn…

  23. Buddy Ice says:

    When your mother smokes oodles of crack when she’s pregnant with you this is what happens. And I heard after this video was made he changed his name to “Been Had Tax Evasion” and then to “Been Someone’s Prison Bitch”.