I came across ths recipe for something called Cured, Rolled Face from the geniuses over at bestbyfarr.wordpress.com and it immediately became the single greatest recipe I have ever seen. I'm not sure if this technically qualifies as bacon, but since it's a pig's face, I'd say it's close enough.
Below are some of the step-by-step processes in making the Cured, Rolled Face, because, believe it or not, it's slightly more complicated than: Step 1: Get a pig face. Step 2: Cure It. Step 3: Roll It. To see them all, click here.
Salt heavily and massage the cure into the skin. Both the inside and outside.
Add lemon, thyme, ginger and black pepper.
Roll the face with the tongue and cure for 5 days.
Unroll after the 5 days and rinse off cure.
Remove all hairs that have been left behind... shave, snip or torch
Lay down flesh side up and remove ears, julienne the ears and dice the tongue. Add spices, thyme, microplane ginger and lemon.
Everybody loves to eat sausage but nobody wants to see how it's made. Unless they've seen Cured, Rolled Pig Face made, and then sausage making looks pretty tasty again.
Up until the part where you sliced it up, I was *convinced* that these pictures were taken from my Boss's "Beauty Tips From Eastern Europe (circa 1903)" handbook.
you shouldn't play with your food before you eat it.... I read an expose of pig slaughterhouses in the south.... they treat the workers like they're on a chain gang as they sytematically kill animals more intelligent than dogs we are a sad legion of bullying hegemonic dominionaters but we don't have long ...depressions happen twice a century ...like World Wars and we are due...so stop worrying about global warming and go have some baby back pig face ;p
That actually looks pretty f-n good. Where can I buy some because I'm just a lazy ass.
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This step really puts in over the edge into gourmet heaven:
"Remove all hairs that have been left behind... shave, snip or torch". mmm mmm good cookin!
So many people saying this is disgusting and they have no idea how their delicious bologna is made.
pig tastes great. And if the pig is good, so is its face. If you like it, eat it. If you dont, then eat something else.
easy, no?
And that looks much more appetizing than a slice of salami.
man I can never get passed the removing of things faces and putting them over my face... I didn't know you could eat it to! Next single white female...i mean pig... I murder is definitely going to be eaten after I wear it around for a while. Man I am like the Natives using every part of the carcass.
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February 23rd, 2009 at 03:00 pm
That is disgusting.
February 23rd, 2009 at 03:08 pm
HAHAHA holy shit. It's what's for dinner
February 23rd, 2009 at 03:10 pm
damn that's a lot of fat. would eating an entire face qualify as attempted suicide?
February 23rd, 2009 at 03:14 pm
You forgot to mention that you can call Batman with that too!!
February 23rd, 2009 at 03:19 pm
Jesus H.... the sixth picture looks like a fuckin lampshade.
February 23rd, 2009 at 04:08 pm
That actually doesn't look half bad, who's hungry?
February 23rd, 2009 at 04:10 pm
Pic 8 for the win. I wanna start serving hoagies that look like that.
February 23rd, 2009 at 04:21 pm
Everybody loves to eat sausage but nobody wants to see how it's made. Unless they've seen Cured, Rolled Pig Face made, and then sausage making looks pretty tasty again.
February 23rd, 2009 at 04:31 pm
DIIIIIRRRRTYYYY
February 23rd, 2009 at 04:41 pm
That would be awesome rolled in meal and fried, then surrounded with a funnel cake, then put on a stick. Yeah, I'm from Iowa. That's how we roll.
February 24th, 2009 at 11:42 am
I bet you're fat.
February 24th, 2009 at 09:56 pm
Nope. You'd be amazed how skinny you get fleeing from velociraptors while eating stick-based meals on the go.
Yeah. We have still have velociraptors in Iowa. You're welcome.
March 29th, 2009 at 01:17 pm
^HAHAHAHA
February 23rd, 2009 at 05:02 pm
Up until the part where you sliced it up, I was *convinced* that these pictures were taken from my Boss's "Beauty Tips From Eastern Europe (circa 1903)" handbook.
February 23rd, 2009 at 06:47 pm
Yummy!
February 23rd, 2009 at 09:46 pm
you shouldn't play with your food before you eat it.... I read an expose of pig slaughterhouses in the south.... they treat the workers like they're on a chain gang as they sytematically kill animals more intelligent than dogs we are a sad legion of bullying hegemonic dominionaters but we don't have long ...depressions happen twice a century ...like World Wars and we are due...so stop worrying about global warming and go have some baby back pig face ;p
February 24th, 2009 at 06:53 am
shouldn't you be digging a bunker or collecting acorns or something?
February 24th, 2009 at 09:27 am
^ HAHAHAHA
February 24th, 2009 at 05:15 am
It's very delicious.
February 24th, 2009 at 08:57 am
That actually looks pretty f-n good. Where can I buy some because I'm just a lazy ass.
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March 18th, 2009 at 05:47 am
shut the bacon up, you dirty spammer.
February 24th, 2009 at 10:04 am
Pic 11... "Cut it open, look at it"
This is what your arteries will look like after a few slices of this.
February 24th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
I ate some pig once, but she didn't look THAT good!
April 13th, 2009 at 09:24 am
u swine ..........lol
February 27th, 2009 at 01:59 pm
Where do they come up with this stuff!
February 28th, 2009 at 02:49 am
I think I'll stick with eating the ribs; y'all can have the face.
February 28th, 2009 at 04:27 am
That would be good wrapped in bacon !
March 28th, 2009 at 08:49 pm
That is horrible. I will never be able to eat somethings
face again. Thanks guys.
March 28th, 2009 at 09:36 pm
Damn, that sorta looks like Joan Rivers
March 29th, 2009 at 02:34 pm
This step really puts in over the edge into gourmet heaven:
"Remove all hairs that have been left behind... shave, snip or torch". mmm mmm good cookin!
March 30th, 2009 at 09:23 pm
dirty white ppl des days, i wudn't be suprised if yall started drinking shots of cum 8X
March 31st, 2009 at 05:09 pm
and we would be pleasantly surprised if you chose NOT to be ignorant and learned proper English
April 13th, 2009 at 09:25 am
your a racist mate zip it
March 31st, 2009 at 12:59 pm
A terrific looking recipe, but I doubt many readers have access to a sous-vide apparatus.
April 5th, 2009 at 04:22 pm
We got the idea from blacks, who have been known to eat chitterlings for years.
If you can eat parts of a pigs asshole, might as well eat the face, right?
March 31st, 2009 at 02:22 pm
Ya !! But is it Kosher?
March 31st, 2009 at 10:12 pm
So many people saying this is disgusting and they have no idea how their delicious bologna is made.
pig tastes great. And if the pig is good, so is its face. If you like it, eat it. If you dont, then eat something else.
easy, no?
And that looks much more appetizing than a slice of salami.
April 3rd, 2009 at 11:57 am
This looks luverly and its no differrent than eating Brawn or cheap Sausages, they've all got bits of face and arse in em
Daw
April 6th, 2009 at 06:24 pm
I'd eat this shit right up. I'm ordering pigface next time I go to the butcher.
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April 6th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
*drools*
April 7th, 2009 at 09:00 am
That's fucking sick. Looks like rosie got what was comming to her, a SKINNING.
April 7th, 2009 at 08:18 pm
man I can never get passed the removing of things faces and putting them over my face... I didn't know you could eat it to! Next single white female...i mean pig... I murder is definitely going to be eaten after I wear it around for a while. Man I am like the Natives using every part of the carcass.
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April 11th, 2009 at 12:20 am
You do realize that Soylent Green is PEOPLE, right? Including their faces? I'd rather eat a pig's face than be a dirty hippie cannibal.
April 11th, 2009 at 08:20 am
BUT SERIOUSLY----WTF!
April 12th, 2009 at 07:25 pm
This is not nearly as fucked up as a DICK DONUT:
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/164
April 14th, 2009 at 04:44 pm
"And this little piggy...well, uh...we ate his face."
October 15th, 2009 at 04:59 am
well done, sir. best quote on the post.
May 4th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Mmmm yummy, I want to make some I bet it tastes great
May 23rd, 2009 at 11:19 pm
oh... nice pig face plastic injection molding
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