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Ben & Jerry’s Human Boob Milk Ice Cream

PETA recently sent a letter to Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream, urging them to begin using human breast milk in their ice cream in order to:

“…give cows and their babies a break…after years of living in filthy conditions and being forced to produce 10 times more milk than they would naturally…”

Ben and Jerry applauded the innovation behind the idea, but declined the suggestion, which I think was a bad move. After all, everyone likes boobs, and everyone likes ice cream (except gay male Eskimos, but that’s probably not a big B&J target audience, anyway). Plus, it’s all in the marketing. If you put boobs on the packaging, your sales will go through the roof, guaranteed. And…let’s be honest, America will eat just about anything. If we’re willing to cram our faces full of fast food fecal matter, do you really think we’ll turn up their noses at tit milk?

You know you’d buy this if you saw it in your grocer’s freezer aisle.

8 Responses to "Ben & Jerry’s Human Boob Milk Ice Cream"

  1. www.holytaco.com says:

    Ben jerrys human boob milk ice cream.. Smashing :)

  2. andrew says:

    Wait- is that “Hot Chick” like Rob Schneider Hot Chick? If so, count me in.

  3. Sprmcandy says:

    Thats funny as hell.

  4. Pratik says:

    If I knew that Ben & Jerry’s was coming out with a new product in that kind of carton, I’d buy about 1000 shares of their stock immediately.

  5. Seth says:

    yea well i think thats a disgusting fukin idea man… wtf is wrong with you.

  6. Peta Butter says:

    I agree with PETA 100%. In fact, I think leather jackets, suitcases and belts should be made from human mother’s skin as well. My grandma’s skin is tough as hell and would make a helluva good football.

  7. T says:

    I bet you looked over your shoulder to be sure your grama wasn’t coming in the room when you typed that.

  8. 7-11 says:

    Is that McBoobs in that picture?!?