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Bernie Madoff’s Prison Twitter Page

As you probably know, Ponzi schemer and all-around terrible person Bernie Madoff was sent to prison last week until his trial. But with all his free time, Bernie has started a twitter page. Here it is: (Note: To make it easier to read, we reversed the pages to read from oldest to newest.)



9 Responses to "Bernie Madoff’s Prison Twitter Page"

  1. Pratik says:

    KilledaBitch went too easy on Bernie. Should’ve just made him his bitch and pimped him out for the most cigarettes and salad tossings.

  2. Crystal Monae says:

    Unbelievable! Some punishment.

  3. uglysexy says:

    wow he’s paving the way for the tribe…I’m half irish…but soon we’ll run the freakin prison gang scene too….look out la eme, mafia, peckerwoods et al….we own you!!!

  4. Anonymous says:

    Funny, except technically it’s backwards… a little confusing if you’ve actually used Twitter before.

  5. cory says:
    We tried to point that out in the intro paragraph. Just makes it easier to read…
  6. Cartman says:

    Your probably his cell mate. Didnt know they were allowing imprisoned high school dropouts to vote… but explains how Obama won the presidency.

  7. thejackyl says:

    I will vote for Obama twenty times again if he is taken out of office. Damn crackers trying to keep a broha down.

  8. Anonymous says:

    XD this is awesome. And please, someone tell the guy to stop using text language, its extremely embarrassing… XD

  9. Anonymous says:

    Says the person who uses “XD”. Ah well, so do I. Just not in public. Anyway, nice use of cigarettes instead of money.