Why do hardcore conservative weirdoes try so hard to reach our nation's youngsters with corny crap like this? Every 16-year-old boy would murder baby Jesus with his bare hands to have a girl who wanted to have sex with him. If you really want kids to not have sex, you have to use reverse psychology and release a song titled, "Go Ahead And Have Lots Of Sex, Then Get An Abortion In A Couple Weeks."
And for what it's worth, the only thing this video taught me to abstain from was ripping the sleeves off my denim shirt.
I'm not sure what disturbed me more - Michael Sweet's Christian Rock weiner outlined in his too tight acid washed jeans, or that teenaged whore's Uncle Fester like eyeballs.
Amazing! His uptight, conservative social messages just get better and better. Now that Michael Sweet is in the band Boston (yes you heard me right), how long before he writes songs about it being unsafe to take 2 charcoal grills with you into the bathroom?
Though, I guess as long as you're wearing an organic, vegan approved condom, it's safe.
I thought this was a joke at first. I'm going to watch the Brett Michaels/Pam Anderson sex tape to wash it out of my mind, and restore the awesomeness of hair-metal.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
May 11th, 2009 at 02:50 pm
Fourth
May 11th, 2009 at 03:09 pm
Guy - "Where'd you get that?"
Girl - "School."
Guy - "SCHOOL FOR WHORES!
May 12th, 2009 at 09:48 am
nice
May 11th, 2009 at 03:15 pm
just found the holytaco 3 days ago have not slept or moved from screen I LOVE THIS FUCKIN SIGHT!!!!!
May 11th, 2009 at 04:30 pm
What he really wanted to hear was, don't worry I can't get pregnant when you stick it in my ass.
May 11th, 2009 at 06:41 pm
ummm, how do you think you were made?
May 11th, 2009 at 04:50 pm
Thats Michael Sweet from Stryper. Apparently there is no end to his list of messages, video poses and hair gel.
May 11th, 2009 at 04:57 pm
Abstinence 80s hair rock band. Thats totally not a oxymoron.
May 11th, 2009 at 06:30 pm
I'm not sure what disturbed me more - Michael Sweet's Christian Rock weiner outlined in his too tight acid washed jeans, or that teenaged whore's Uncle Fester like eyeballs.
May 11th, 2009 at 06:47 pm
Actually, I think ripping the sleeves off your denim shirt is a great way to abstain. Unless your in Texas.
May 11th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Stay away from abstinence and Date Hot Girls in your local area tonight...
May 12th, 2009 at 09:47 am
Hey baby.
May 12th, 2009 at 06:23 am
She-devil whore!
May 12th, 2009 at 06:49 am
WTF? When did girls start pushing boys to have sex?
May 12th, 2009 at 06:50 am
Ain't no baby if you do it in the bum bum - Lilly Allen
May 12th, 2009 at 08:31 am
So not only did he not fuck her, but he got left on the side of a dirt road and some other guy ended up getting with the chick he was "in love" with?
May 12th, 2009 at 08:37 am
Wow, this video is like... the perfect argument against being a devout christian.
"Don't be a christian and chicks will bang you."
May 12th, 2009 at 08:41 am
So she kicked out one gay guy, only to pick up another gay guy?
May 12th, 2009 at 09:48 am
Possibly the greatest video you've posted on the HT.
May 12th, 2009 at 10:00 am
this should have been the song dirk diggler recorded in boogie nights.
May 12th, 2009 at 10:17 am
Amazing! His uptight, conservative social messages just get better and better. Now that Michael Sweet is in the band Boston (yes you heard me right), how long before he writes songs about it being unsafe to take 2 charcoal grills with you into the bathroom?
Though, I guess as long as you're wearing an organic, vegan approved condom, it's safe.
June 9th, 2009 at 06:53 pm
Hi! jpglMIiJ
June 10th, 2009 at 02:41 pm
Hi! lxRzWI
June 11th, 2009 at 05:00 pm
I thought this was a joke at first. I'm going to watch the Brett Michaels/Pam Anderson sex tape to wash it out of my mind, and restore the awesomeness of hair-metal.
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