Why do hardcore conservative weirdoes try so hard to reach our nation’s youngsters with corny crap like this? Every 16-year-old boy would murder baby Jesus with his bare hands to have a girl who wanted to have sex with him. If you really want kids to not have sex, you have to use reverse psychology and release a song titled, "Go Ahead And Have Lots Of Sex, Then Get An Abortion In A Couple Weeks."
And for what it’s worth, the only thing this video taught me to abstain from was ripping the sleeves off my denim shirt.
WTF? When did girls start pushing boys to have sex?
She-devil whore!
this should have been the song dirk diggler recorded in boogie nights.
So she kicked out one gay guy, only to pick up another gay guy?
Amazing! His uptight, conservative social messages just get better and better. Now that Michael Sweet is in the band Boston (yes you heard me right), how long before he writes songs about it being unsafe to take 2 charcoal grills with you into the bathroom?
Though, I guess as long as you’re wearing an organic, vegan approved condom, it’s safe.
Wow, this video is like… the perfect argument against being a devout christian.
“Don’t be a christian and chicks will bang you.”
Possibly the greatest video you’ve posted on the HT.
So not only did he not fuck her, but he got left on the side of a dirt road and some other guy ended up getting with the chick he was “in love” with?
Ain’t no baby if you do it in the bum bum – Lilly Allen
What he really wanted to hear was, don’t worry I can’t get pregnant when you stick it in my ass.
ummm, how do you think you were made?
Thats Michael Sweet from Stryper. Apparently there is no end to his list of messages, video poses and hair gel.
Actually, I think ripping the sleeves off your denim shirt is a great way to abstain. Unless your in Texas.
Abstinence 80s hair rock band. Thats totally not a oxymoron.
Stay away from abstinence and Date Hot Girls in your local area tonight…
Hey baby.
Guy – “Where’d you get that?”
Girl – “School.”
Guy – “SCHOOL FOR WHORES!
nice
I’m not sure what disturbed me more – Michael Sweet’s Christian Rock weiner outlined in his too tight acid washed jeans, or that teenaged whore’s Uncle Fester like eyeballs.
just found the holytaco 3 days ago have not slept or moved from screen I LOVE THIS FUCKIN SIGHT!!!!!
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I thought this was a joke at first. I’m going to watch the Brett Michaels/Pam Anderson sex tape to wash it out of my mind, and restore the awesomeness of hair-metal.
“Abstinence sucks, everybody fuck!”
Uhmmm.. thats just rude. Nobody could murder Jesus he was perfect. And its not stupid. Sex was made for married couples not someone that you think you love. Please be respectful of other peoples religions and believes.