Do you fight over the TV with your girlfriend because you want to watch football
and she wants to watch Dancing With The Stars
? Would you really like to win that argument? Well now you can! Football games
contain both football and
dancing. It’s true! You just have to know where to look for it. Here are some awesome football
celebration dances. If she can put together a comprehensive list of the best football moments on Dancing With The Stars, then the debate can continue. Until then, you’ve won the argument.
The Irish Jig
OchoCinco is an obvious first choice for this list. I mean, they named the "No Excessive Celebration" rule after him for a reason, and that’s because of shit like this. He’s like the Carrot Top of football. He’ll always think of something so stupid that it’s funny. What? A rear view mirror on a toilet seat? That’s crazy! Bribing a referee on the field with a one dollar bill
The Ray Lewis
Leave it to Terrell Owens to taunt the only guy on the field who’s stabbed a man to death.
Duck Duck Goose
The point of an end zone dance is to basically add insult to injury. Duck duck gooseing in someone’s face is pretty insulting, so good job, fellas.
The description on this Youtube video says that this dance is called "The Squirrel
". I don’t know if that’s true or not, but I’ve seen squirrels dance pretty often, and it does look exactly
The ‘Kill The Ref’ Celebration
Refs are pussies
. Plain and simple. They’re washed up football players who are starving for attention (hence the flashy costumes), and what better way to get that than to run groin-first into a recently spiked football? What a dicknose.
The ‘Kwame Cavil Might Be A Homosexual’ Dance
There are dances that you do after a sweet football play, and then there are dances that you do on a shitty stage in a dive bar
under blacklights while sweaty, hairy truckers wave dollar bills and throw change at you. This dance falls into the latter category.
The ‘I Want To Dance But I’m Not Sure What To Do’ Dance
Seem familiar? That’s because any white guy
who’s been in a club with a hot girl who’s dancing has done this dance before.
The ‘I Didn’t Really Get A Touchdown’ Celebration
The ‘Coach Is Teaching Us How To Dance’ Dance
If one of these kids
were mine, I’d be super pissed off. I’d be in the stands yelling something like, "I paid for you to teach my kid football, not gay-ass dance moves that will likely get him laid by a woman someday! Oh, good, he can’t tackle anyone, but he can box step like a motherf*cker! That is fan-f*cking-tastic!", then I’d be kicked out of the bleachers. In fairness, I’d do the same thing if my daughter’s dance teacher was teaching three point stances. It’s just not right.
The Right Way To Do It
Learn from the master.