Do you fight over the TV with your girlfriend because you want to watch
football and she wants to watch
Dancing With The Stars? Would you really like to win that argument? Well now you can!
Football games contain both
football and dancing. It’s true! You just have to know where to look for it. Here are some awesome
football celebration dances. If she can put together a comprehensive list of the best football moments on Dancing With The Stars, then the debate can continue. Until then, you’ve won the argument.
The Irish Jig
OchoCinco is an obvious first choice for this list. I mean, they named the "No Excessive Celebration" rule after him for a reason, and that’s because of shit like this. He’s like the Carrot Top of football. He’ll always think of something so stupid that it’s funny. What? A rear view mirror on a toilet seat? That’s crazy! Bribing a referee on the field with a
one dollar bill? Hilarious!
The Ray Lewis
Leave it to Terrell Owens to taunt the only guy on the field who’s stabbed a man to death.
Duck Duck Goose
The point of an end zone dance is to basically add insult to injury. Duck duck gooseing in someone’s face is pretty insulting, so good job, fellas.
The Squirrel?
The description on this Youtube video says that this dance is called "The
Squirrel". I don’t know if that’s true or not, but I’ve seen squirrels dance pretty often, and it does look
exactly like this.
The ‘Kill The Ref’ Celebration
Refs are pussies. Plain and simple. They’re washed up football players who are starving for attention (hence the flashy costumes), and what better way to get that than to run groin-first into a recently spiked football? What a dicknose.
The ‘Kwame Cavil Might Be A Homosexual’ Dance
There are dances that you do after a sweet football play, and then there are dances that you do on a shitty stage in a
dive bar under blacklights while sweaty, hairy truckers wave dollar bills and throw change at you. This dance falls into the latter category.
The ‘I Want To Dance But I’m Not Sure What To Do’ Dance
Seem familiar? That’s because any
white guy who’s been in a club with a hot girl who’s dancing has done this dance before.
The ‘I Didn’t Really Get A Touchdown’ Celebration
The ‘Coach Is Teaching Us How To Dance’ Dance
If one of these
kids were mine, I’d be super pissed off. I’d be in the stands yelling something like, "I paid for you to teach my kid football, not gay-ass dance moves that will likely get him laid by a woman someday! Oh, good, he can’t tackle anyone, but he can box step like a motherf*cker! That is fan-f*cking-tastic!", then I’d be kicked out of the bleachers. In fairness, I’d do the same thing if my daughter’s dance teacher was teaching three point stances. It’s just not right.
The Right Way To Do It
Learn from the master.
i think its great for them to show personality a little bit during the game.
how could you possibly forget the deion walk though. he was the original at awesome end zone dances.
WHAT?! no icky shuffle?! i guess the writer was born AFTER THE ICKSTER was a thing. where’s the sanders high step? where’s the ring around the rosie? musta been the greatest celebrations that the writer could remember. probably got the assignment last night.
this is old school…….I miss the Hollywood Henderson Slam Dunk!
I think you’ll like my list “Best Top 5 Greatest Touchdown Celebrations” http://www.best5everything.com/best5ListPages/greatestnfltouchdowncelebrations24652.php
The ‘I Want To Dance But I’m Not Sure What To Do’ Dance
Top Grade Shit.
Getting a spiked football to the nuts… love how penalty flags hit the ground as soon as that happened. What is it anyway, 15 yards?
it was an actual fine compilation of videos before you had to do your famous ‘SWITCH-IT-UP’ shit in the end
Three things:
1) FUCK Jared Allen.
2) Where’s the Ickey Shuffle, bitches?
3) Seriously, FUCK JARED ALLEN!!!
this.
Ha! Jared Allen will always destroy you.He is THE MAN.
Glug glug, vroom vroom
Jared Allen b puttin a serious hurtin on you so stfu
jared owns you!!
The videos were okay, but the commentary on this article was stunningly lame. God DAMN it, Holy Taco. Get your shit together!
Nice article. I loved the third one.
RT
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Holy Taco dude, thats insane!
RT
http://www.privacy-stuff.be.tc
I thought there was Football Celebrations, but it is Handegg Celebrations!
Take it Amis!
It is sad to see these professional players doing these cheap bath-house dances. Why not just accept the fact it’s their job without the butt stuff?