Nothing says summer or desperate high school dance team quite like the bikini car wash, so please enjoy this gallery of dirty girls cleaning dirty cars.
Holy crap, he's still there.... you know what they did to the last "great" philosopher? They made him drink hemlock... because they couldn't stand him... if only we had some....
and he died, laughing at the ignorance at his enemies. that's the way I want to die; giving a maniacal laugh, my hands giving the middle finger, and your wife's/girlfriend's/sister's/mom's/daughter's spit on my cock
true he didn't exactly die that way, but Its the way I want to die
either that, or die as a suicide bomber, blowing up a nazi rally
You're just some dumb shit posting comments on sexy girls at a car wash. There's no way you could ever compare to the actual great philosophers. lol What a fail this guy is.
what! getting to see that last picture is like opening a christmas present from your semi-insane grandma/aunt. you know its not gonna be good, but you just cant wait to see how far they've gone.
Inner monologue of guy looking at a Holy taco gallery.
"wow either a hot chick or an equally cool picture. Ok I'll click this."
CLICK
"Wow this page is loading really slow, at least I get to look at the first picture a little longer. Damn now the screens white, oh nope the stupid looking angry taco just appeared. Before the pictures load, I wonder how the fine folks over at the religious mexican food are going to fuck everything up with the last picture? Im guessing some kind of morbidly obese girl. Oh thats not nice you know youd probably do her anyways. Oh good the page is loaded, lets take one more short glance at the first pic, nice. Should I read the description? no, its a gallery you tard, look at the damn pictures. Sweet that girls hot, oh crap im starting to get turned on. Shit I hope nobody is around. looks clear, another hot chick doing things, then another. This boner is really starting to press against my jeans, I should unzip my pants. Oh there are two in this pic. The last pic is coming pretty soon, remember look away and switch tabs you can close it later. Another hot girl. I wish my girlfriend looked like that, except then she wouldnt be my girl friend anymore. talk about a catch 44 or is it 22, I guess Ill split the difference and call it a 33. Hey what do you know another hot chick. Ok I bet the last picture is coming up next get ready, ah, nope, another hot chick. Shit fuck I scrolled down too far, oh yuck, gross, why is she wearing so little clothing, wait why am I still looking."
DOOR SLAM
"Oh shit thats my roommate, dont walk in here dont walk in here, god damnit hes coming. my pants are still unziped, stand up and zip quick before he gets here, to slow hes standing at my door. I probably should have locked that, and Im pretty sure he just glanced down at my crotch, at least that scared him off. I hope he didnt see anything, Ill just glance down to take a look. yup My dicks peeking out of my boxers. Ok now where was I, that heinous last picture is still on the screen. wait did he think I was beating off to fat girls, wait come back look at the beginning of the page. Ill just leave this on and maybe he will come back in, no I could just send him the link to the page, problem solved."
oh baby, the last girl's smile is drawing me in. I am glad she was not looking at the camera or else I might have stabbed the monitor with my dick for pleasure. she is like a tractor beam for penis.
Everytime... I always know there's going to be a fucked up pic at the bottom... And I dread it the entire time... I'm always like "Wow, these chicks are hot, but I wonder what the last pics gonna be... I really don't want to see it... I wonder how far down it is... I really should just scroll back up, and avoid it... But I can't break my gaze... FUCK!" Its like a freaking train wreck... You know you shouldn't look, its terrible, but you can't move your head away...
stoppin hating on the U.S. get a passport and come live here like all the other backwards aussies and foreigners i have to deal with in new york. what the fuk does australia have to offer? oh yeah Crocadile Dundee, should of been an oscar award winning film. Good day mayte... mayte as apposed to MATE, cause of ur retarted accent....
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July 27th, 2009 at 04:49 pm
(except for the last picture)
nice
July 27th, 2009 at 06:25 pm
God your so gay.
July 27th, 2009 at 06:29 pm
actually I'm not. but its no surprise that your wrong, its genetic in your family, like your parents being wrong to not get an abortion
-the original philosopher who is being unwisely underestimated
July 27th, 2009 at 07:47 pm
I suggest you change your tampon, princess, because the chick in the last picture is the only one you'd have even a remote shot with.
July 27th, 2009 at 08:45 pm
Holy crap, he's still there.... you know what they did to the last "great" philosopher? They made him drink hemlock... because they couldn't stand him... if only we had some....
July 27th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
and he died, laughing at the ignorance at his enemies. that's the way I want to die; giving a maniacal laugh, my hands giving the middle finger, and your wife's/girlfriend's/sister's/mom's/daughter's spit on my cock
true he didn't exactly die that way, but Its the way I want to die
either that, or die as a suicide bomber, blowing up a nazi rally
-the original philosopher
July 28th, 2009 at 12:56 am
Hey, here's some trivia.
Did you all know that I have Labia Flaps on my face the size of elephant ears?
July 28th, 2009 at 07:38 am
Ok I lied. I am gay.
July 28th, 2009 at 05:08 pm
You're just some dumb shit posting comments on sexy girls at a car wash. There's no way you could ever compare to the actual great philosophers. lol What a fail this guy is.
August 26th, 2009 at 10:14 am
love it...
July 27th, 2009 at 04:54 pm
lol the last picture always kills me
keep up the good work
July 27th, 2009 at 05:48 pm
Are you kidding? the last picture was the best of the bunch....
July 28th, 2009 at 09:51 am
what! getting to see that last picture is like opening a christmas present from your semi-insane grandma/aunt. you know its not gonna be good, but you just cant wait to see how far they've gone.
July 27th, 2009 at 06:30 pm
I hate to be that guy, but that last picture looks fake. I mean, where the fuck would you find shorts that wide?
July 27th, 2009 at 07:16 pm
Nah, they used to be regular pants but then she ate a whole bucket of fried chicken and the thighs exploded Incredible Hulk style.
July 28th, 2009 at 12:59 am
LMAO
July 27th, 2009 at 06:39 pm
At least the "thing" in the last one won't miss a spot and take less time covering the car.
July 27th, 2009 at 07:01 pm
why are most of these pictures full of pornstars?
not that im complaining!
July 27th, 2009 at 07:17 pm
Because porn stars have the sluttiest car washes.
August 1st, 2009 at 10:45 pm
So im not the only one that noticed!
July 27th, 2009 at 08:15 pm
a stripper car wash? brilliant!!
July 27th, 2009 at 09:56 pm
Inner monologue of guy looking at a Holy taco gallery.
"wow either a hot chick or an equally cool picture. Ok I'll click this."
CLICK
"Wow this page is loading really slow, at least I get to look at the first picture a little longer. Damn now the screens white, oh nope the stupid looking angry taco just appeared. Before the pictures load, I wonder how the fine folks over at the religious mexican food are going to fuck everything up with the last picture? Im guessing some kind of morbidly obese girl. Oh thats not nice you know youd probably do her anyways. Oh good the page is loaded, lets take one more short glance at the first pic, nice. Should I read the description? no, its a gallery you tard, look at the damn pictures. Sweet that girls hot, oh crap im starting to get turned on. Shit I hope nobody is around. looks clear, another hot chick doing things, then another. This boner is really starting to press against my jeans, I should unzip my pants. Oh there are two in this pic. The last pic is coming pretty soon, remember look away and switch tabs you can close it later. Another hot girl. I wish my girlfriend looked like that, except then she wouldnt be my girl friend anymore. talk about a catch 44 or is it 22, I guess Ill split the difference and call it a 33. Hey what do you know another hot chick. Ok I bet the last picture is coming up next get ready, ah, nope, another hot chick. Shit fuck I scrolled down too far, oh yuck, gross, why is she wearing so little clothing, wait why am I still looking."
DOOR SLAM
"Oh shit thats my roommate, dont walk in here dont walk in here, god damnit hes coming. my pants are still unziped, stand up and zip quick before he gets here, to slow hes standing at my door. I probably should have locked that, and Im pretty sure he just glanced down at my crotch, at least that scared him off. I hope he didnt see anything, Ill just glance down to take a look. yup My dicks peeking out of my boxers. Ok now where was I, that heinous last picture is still on the screen. wait did he think I was beating off to fat girls, wait come back look at the beginning of the page. Ill just leave this on and maybe he will come back in, no I could just send him the link to the page, problem solved."
True story
July 27th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
love it
July 28th, 2009 at 05:05 am
Why wouldn't you just beat off to porn? Does your Mom have a block on porn sites or something?
July 28th, 2009 at 10:12 am
He wasn't actually beating off. He just didn't want his roommate to think he was.
July 27th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
oh baby, the last girl's smile is drawing me in. I am glad she was not looking at the camera or else I might have stabbed the monitor with my dick for pleasure. she is like a tractor beam for penis.
July 28th, 2009 at 09:34 am
The last pic proves that Adolf Obama's Economy has forced Hitlery Clinton's body-double to get a part time job at a car wash.
So sad.
July 29th, 2009 at 02:17 am
Either you're really really Left or not Right ¿¡
July 28th, 2009 at 10:23 am
nice cars+hot chicks= a happy man
July 28th, 2009 at 10:24 am
Everytime... I always know there's going to be a fucked up pic at the bottom... And I dread it the entire time... I'm always like "Wow, these chicks are hot, but I wonder what the last pics gonna be... I really don't want to see it... I wonder how far down it is... I really should just scroll back up, and avoid it... But I can't break my gaze... FUCK!" Its like a freaking train wreck... You know you shouldn't look, its terrible, but you can't move your head away...
July 28th, 2009 at 11:53 am
I fapped.
July 28th, 2009 at 02:50 pm
y the hell would someone do this
July 28th, 2009 at 08:00 pm
fat chicks need love too, and they are so generous
July 29th, 2009 at 06:29 am
fat chicks need love too, and they are so generousmirc download
July 30th, 2009 at 07:02 am
at least 4 of the girls on this list are pornstars
August 1st, 2009 at 06:06 pm
why is there a fat woman at the end and these are some sexy stuff bring me more i am gay to woman im attracted to woman.
August 5th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
ONLY IN AMERICA LOVE THE CHICKS BUT "SIMPLE THINGS PLEASE SIMPLE MINDS" COME TO AUSTRALIA CHICKS ARE REAL AND THE FOOD DONT TASTE LIKE SHIT
August 5th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
the fat chick at the end is probably the only real american chick in the whole slide show
August 19th, 2009 at 11:00 am
stoppin hating on the U.S. get a passport and come live here like all the other backwards aussies and foreigners i have to deal with in new york. what the fuk does australia have to offer? oh yeah Crocadile Dundee, should of been an oscar award winning film. Good day mayte... mayte as apposed to MATE, cause of ur retarted accent....
August 26th, 2009 at 10:03 am
all of them is so sexy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
September 4th, 2009 at 09:59 am
f..k m.
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