This photo of New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick staring at an ass at an NIT basketball game leaves me with a few questions. They are, in order of importance: 1. Why is Bill staring at that dumpy ass? 2. Is Bill trying to figure out if that’s a guy’s or a girl’s ass? 3. Do you think Bill’s bright-green hat says "I Loves Me Some Ass Staring"? 4. How long did Bill stare at that ass? (I hope it was 4 minutes.) 5. Is Bill holding a pile of shit in his hands? If anyone has any answers to these questions, please let me know.