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This Billboard Refers To One Of Jesus’ More Obscure Miracles

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40 Responses to "This Billboard Refers To One Of Jesus’ More Obscure Miracles"

  1. Anonymous says:

    i suddenly have a craving for snickers and an asian whore.. is that wrong?

  2. Dick Tucker says:

    Well yeah, but I just meant because they’re ugly and they stink.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Is it because your dick was too small for even Asians, Dick?

  4. Ektherion says:

    this is why I hate Christians

  5. T says:

    go fuck your sister you back water, redneck fuck

  6. Dspayre says:

    Its an ad for plastic surgery, Jackie Chan had it done.

  7. Thatguypete says:

    Nope, sounds good to me…

  8. Alex says:

    Remind me, who likes Christians?

    They’re backward, inferior, homophobic, stereotyping, uneducated, middle-east-hating squares.

  9. g-man says:

    Sounds to me like the American government might like them.

  10. Dick Tucker says:

    OK, done. Now what?

  11. Dick Tucker says:

    Nah — I ALWAYS have a craving for Snickers and a whore. Not an Asian, though — I fucking HATE Asians.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Being Buddy Ice’s smarter brother is about like being Susan Boyle’s prettier sister.

  13. Buddy ice's smarter brother says:

    Some spastic kid cut and pasted it using ms paint. man, little rascals technology could of done better, look at the oswald holding rifle pic

  14. Thatguypete says:

    Thanks bro…

  15. Dspayre says:

    …………….yawn………..sigh…………

  16. Buddy Ice says:

    Hahaha, true my secrets out, but at least I’m not using Hershey Kisses as butt plugs, that’s why everyone calls you a fudge packer.

  17. Anonymous says:

    I think Buddy speaks from experience. He used the “Fun Size” Snickers wrapper.

  18. Buddy Ice says:

    It’s okay, the comprehension of sarcasm is usually reserved for those of sharp wit.
    I don’t blame you though, I blame your grandparents. They should have taught your father that a Snicker’s wrapper is not supposed to be used a condom.

  19. Anonymous says:

    I don’t think a Hershey’s kiss would plug my asshole if I was really a fudge packer.

  20. g-man says:

    If you can fit your hard cock inside a snickers wrapper, then it may be time to consider the billboard’s suggestion.

  21. Anonymous says:

    Wouldn’t “Asian” be capitalized if this was real??

  22. Anonymous says:

    also, the bottom of the words “Are you” and “asian” don’t line up. definitely fake, but still funny.

  23. RoboPanda says:

    It’s an ex-gay ministry.

  24. Anonymous says:

    No one wants to be asian.. even asians

  25. Elissa says:

    what????

  26. hyphy says:

    he shoots he scores!

  27. Thatguypete says:

    Is this an ad for penis enlargement?

  28. Buddy Ice says:

    OBVIOUSLY it’s photoshoped, however if you don’t nit-pick like a douche, you’ll appreciate 1. the great photoshop that it is, and 2. the brilliant humor in it’s simplicity.

    I for one, LOL’ed my ass off.

  29. Liam says:

    Actually, it’s not a great photoshop. Compare “asian” with the rest of the text, and you can clearly see that this was done quickly and sloppily. Just like your mom.

    …sorry, but after I typed that, I couldn’t resist.

  30. Anonymous says:

    Advertising the fact that you LOL’ed your ass off doesn’t exactly endorse your intelligence.

  31. Anonymous says:

    like, that would make it more or less shocking to read ????

  32. RoboPanda says:

    And if it still isn’t obvious, someone took “gay” or “lesbian” or “homosexual” (what the real billboard said) and photoshopped it to say “asian”.

  33. Pierre says:

    it said “democrat”

  34. Shizzire says:

    Are you anonymous
    and don’t want to be?
    There’s HOPE for change.

    Taco Ministry

    or…

    Are you a dollar bill
    and don’t want to be?
    There’s HOPE for change.

  35. Pierre says:

    call Paul, he does gay therapy

  36. Elissa says:

    ok i did my research, its a photoshopped billboard to mock their original billboard that said “are you gay and dont want to be?” this is an ex-gay ministry that provides unlicensed counseling for $60/ hour or a $275 program aimed to turn gays straight.

  37. g-man says:

    Thanks for the info… do you have the phone number?

  38. Anonymous says:

    bunch of useless faggots searching if the picture is really photoshopped: there’s HOPE for change

  39. Anonymous says:

    Sucky Photoshop FTL.


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