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Fuck all yall biitches!!!!!!!! The penguin sharted. :p
he’s butt fucking the little guy in front of him and cumming out of his ass (it happens to the best of us)… you guys have to be blind if you don’t see that!
Patience and being a good listener have always worked for me. Penguins love that.
I think we are all missing the point here.. How do I get in that tight penguin ass?
LMFAO
“i will trust your judgment as you have far more experience with things going into and coming out of assholes than i do.”
i’d tell g-man to take the stick out of his ass, but then we’d have a tidal wave of gerbils, flashlights, dildos and beer bottles.
please impart your knowledge unto me, o enlightened one. i will trust your judgment as you have far more experience with things going into and coming out of assholes than i do.
You’re both retards. Especially philosoraptor for completely misunderstanding the comment. Jesus christ you’re stupid.
no, philosopher, it just sticks out of the bird’s ass permanently, parallel to the ground.
FUCKING idiot.
You know how I know you’re gay? You must sit to pee, or else you have never looked on the underside of your toilet seat.
That can’t be real, wouldn’t it just fall to the ground?
silly string fight!!
Philosopher’s zits just got jealous.
poo shooter
William Tell you are not
Huh. Gotta say, “a penguin’s asshole” was not on the list of things I thought I’d see today.
Should have warned you not to look in the mirror then! har har har! =D
Farce of the Penguins 2
It looks like he’s been hit in the ass with a toy dart.
Wow – an actual picture of philosopher leaving a comment.